[Pastor Ezekiel]

So Wiccans mock Christains to "get back at them"? How did God tell Christains?

This little zit-faced homer isn't here to write a report for his class. He's here to mock Jesus.

Well, it won't work, nancyboy. Jesus will NOT be spat upon! Watch your step, because Jesus is watching every one of yours.

Once you have completed your "article", kindly post it here.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Reading over this thread I WOULD be inclined to be nice to another heathen and tell you TC's how MEAN you are ....well....maybe if they'd used proper spelling and grammar. I can't stand bad spelling and grammar! Gah!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Praise JESUS! I can't wait until the Day of Reckoning(TM)! Then we shall all join in Heaven and watch the heathens BURN while singing! Whom shall we get to play the guitar?

Esteban woulld be my first choice. If he is busy we can try to fish one of these out of the pit.

1. Jimi Hendrix (Jimi Hendrix)
2. Marc Ribot (Marc Ribot)
   (then, far behind)
3. Robert Quine (Robert Quine)
4. Steve Morse (Dixie Dregs)
5. Caspar Brötzmann (Caspar Brötzmann)
6. Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top)
7. Duane Allman (Allman Brothers)
8. Jeff Beck (Yardbirds)
9. Gary Lucas
10. Joe Baiza (Saccharine Trust, Universal Congress)
11. Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)
12. Keith Richards (Rolling Stones)
13. Steve Cropper (Mar Keys)
14. Keiji Haino
15. Doug Martsch (Built To Spill)
16. Chuck Berry
17. Vernon Reid (Living Color)
18. Greg Ginn (Black Flag)
19. Munehiro Narita (High Rise)
20. Duane Denison (Jesus Lizard)
21. Link Wray
22. Tom Verlaine (Television)
23. Adrian Legg
24. Scott Tuma (Souled American)
25. Buckethead
26. Peter Green (Fleetwood Mac)
27. Gayle Ellett (Djam Karet)
28. Nicky Skopelitis
29. Helios Creed (Chrome)
30. Sandy Bull
31. Robert Fripp (King Crimson)
32. Blixa Bargeld (Einsturzende Neubaten)
33. Eddie VanHalen (Van Halen)
34. Wayne Rogers (Magic Hour)
35. Jody Harris (Raybeats)
36. Andy Hawkins
37. Ian Williams (Don Caballero, Storm & Stress)
38. Nels Cline (Geraldine Fibbers)
39. Allan Holdsworth
40. Arto Lindsay (Ambitious Lovers)
41. Alan Licht (Run On)
42. Hank Marvin (Shadows)
43. Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)
44. Mike Mcready (Pearl Jam)
45. Roy Montgomery
46. Duan Eddy
47. Karl Precoda (Dream Syndicate)
48. Mark Knopfler (Dire Straits)
49. Kirk Hammet (Metallica)
50. Eric Clapton (Cream)
51. Steve Vai

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Praise JESUS! I can't wait until the Day of Reckoning(TM)! Then we shall all join in Heaven and watch the heathens BURN while singing! Whom shall we get to play the guitar?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Who wants to go to fire lake? Who's gonna do it?

Who's goin' ride that chrome 3-wheeler?
Who's goin' to make that first mistake
Who wants to wear those gypsy leather
All the way to Fire Lake

Who wants to break the news about Uncle Joe?
You remember Uncle Joe
He was the one afraid to cut the cake

Who wants to tell poor Aunt Sarah?
Joe's run off to Fire Lake
Joe's run off to Fire Lake

Who wants to brave those
bronzed beauties, Lyin in the sun
with their long soft hair fallin', flying as they run
ah they smile so shy and they flirt so well and
they lay you down so fast they ltil you look straight up and say
Oh Lord am I really here at last?

Who wants to play those eights and aces?
Who wants a raise who needs a stake?
Who wants to take that long-shot gamble?
and head out for Fire Lake....

And Head out......
Who wants to go to Fire Lake..........
And Head out.....
Who wants to go to Fire Lake.........
Hey.... Head out.....
Who wants to go to Firelake
Head out....Head out...
Who wants to go to Fire Lake
Out to Fire Lake
Who's goona do it?
Who wants to go to Fire Lake?
Alright! Who wants to do it?
Who wants to go to Fire Lake

Who wants to do it?
Who wants to go to Fire Lake
Who wants to do it now?
Oooooooooooooooo...Yeh...
Who wants to go to Fire Lake.
Who wants to go to Fire Lake
Hey Who wants to head out Oooooooooooo head out Ooooooooooooo
Oooooooo

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Who wants to go to fire lake? Who's gonna do it?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

The lord and lady in the summerland. OH, BROTHER!

It'll be BARBEQUE LAND IN FIRE LAKE!

[Ixi]

This Has Nothing To Do With Homosexuality!!! Or Demons!!! Demons Arn't Real!!!!!!!!! And God Would Never Say To Kill!!!!!

I'm finished here. Wicca/Pagan is a natural religon, God is here, but you are not praising him in the right way!

There is no such thing as burning in Hell! Theres only Karma, stricking at you 3 times worse if you did something horrible! Then when you die you consort with the Lord and Lady in The Summerland before you move on to your next life! And LIFE is living with pleasure, thats means having a loyal husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend, and loving them and loving living! I'm finished here.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

You should stop being such a pantywaist. GOD tells us to kill, we kill. Our so-called "feelings" (a homersexual-propagated myth like DNA and evilution) are of no consequence. If GOD says that killing is good, killing is GOOD. PRAISE! You need to align yourself with GOD'S AWESOME WILL and not be such a tool of the homer persuasion.

ps - you might want to check to see if demons have infected your mouth, you seem to be speaking with a littthhhhp (lisp). The Landover Medical staff can help to fix you with Homosexual Reparative Surgery.

[Ixi]

Oh ok, but killing people is creul! Even if God tells you to!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Aha, I looked everything over. So if you find a Wiccan you can kill them if you have the permit?

It's not quite that easy.....the SICKular laws in this country frown on burning tham at the stake. Instead, the LIEBERAL college professors want us to 'dialogue' with them. But what happens out on our 74,000 acres of private land stays here. The permit is just a formality. No permit, no official weigh-in and no prizes.

[Ixi]

Aha, I looked everything over. So if you find a Wiccan you can kill them if you have the permit?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Whats a Wiccan Hunting Permit? Please, my journalism advisor chose a neutral person to do this article, I know about Christainity and God but not as much as you gentlemen.

Maybe you should go and research this site before you ask all of these questions over again:

http://www.google.com/custom?hl=en&l...verbaptist.org

[Ixi]

Whats a Wiccan Hunting Permit? Please, my journalism advisor chose a neutral person to do this article, I know about Christainity and God but not as much as you gentlemen.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Must you even ASK how GOD revealed His HOLY PLAN to the True Christians(TM)? Obviously it was one of two ways: via the BIBLE or via DIRECT REVELATION to one of God's ELECT (King George W. Bush, Fred Phelps, or any of the Landover Members (MALE, of course)). That you even have to ask is appalling. Have you looked into getting your WICCAN HUNTING PERMIT yet?