[Brother Temperance]

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Actually, I believe that the Earth and everything in it came into existence via the Big Bang.

Care to cite chapter and verse in support of that, friend?

finally, another intellectual.

ROFLWJ!

[OnYourKnees]

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Is LandoverBaptist.org an actual site? I thought it was a parody of this site.

It's our sister site.

Why, are the quizzes no longer sharing the Truth about the Bible, God, and Jesus? I admit, I've not had a look in a while.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Is LandoverBaptist.org an actual site? I thought it was a parody of this site.

[OnYourKnees]

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I see what you are saying. I respect the fact that you are all so devout, I really do. It's just the way that some of the members here (mainly Pastor Ezekiel, no offense man) present the matter makes it easy to believe a different theory. I'm not sure if that sentence makes sense, but Pastor Ezekiel doesn't really leave room for another opinion. If I were closer to Jesus, maybe I would convert, but religion has never really player a big role in my life. I have too many things going on right now, really. I'm in the middle of a college search and baseball. It's easier for me to live my life based on my decisions and believing in the scientific approach. But hey, if you guys like the way your life is going, more power to ya. You are all very devout followers of Christ and I admire that; I just don't have the same faith. Maybe someday I will become more devout; however, I have things to do that I cannot neglect. Thank you for clearing some things up, though.

Any time.

And surely you have 5 minutes to take one of our Godly Bible Quizzes! They're at http://www.landoverbaptist.org/quizlist.html. They're loads of fun, and oh-so-educational!

You'll learn more Truth about God and Jesus in 5 minutes than Pastor Feelgood will tell you in a month of Sunday sermons! (Since there's usually very little Truth in sermons from Pastors Feelgood.)

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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I see what you are saying. I respect the fact that you are all so devout, I really do. It's just the way that some of the members here (mainly Pastor Ezekiel, no offense man) present the matter makes it easy to believe a different theory. I'm not sure if that sentence makes sense, but Pastor Ezekiel doesn't really leave room for another opinion. If I were closer to Jesus, maybe I would convert, but religion has never really player a big role in my life. I have too many things going on right now, really. I'm in the middle of a college search and baseball. It's easier for me to live my life based on my decisions and believing in the scientific approach. But hey, if you guys like the way your life is going, more power to ya. You are all very devout followers of Christ and I admire that; I just don't have the same faith. Maybe someday I will become more devout; however, I have things to do that I cannot neglect. Thank you for clearing some things up, though.

[OnYourKnees]

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It's hard for me to say, really. I find that the theory of evolution is very easy to believe. However, I also believe in a higher power, but that belief is dwindling with time. As I learn more about how everything works, my faith in science grows. Whatever, let me burn in hell for it; I like thinking for myself. I haven't shown you all respect as of late for your beliefs, so I expect you will say even more about this. However, please realize that I do respect your beliefs even though some of the things you have said angered me, so I responded angrily.

Something to keep in mind here, Tyrone Shoelaces (I like the name, btw -- it's clever, let's see some more cleverness, eh what?) . . . We don't hate anyone of our own accord.

We follow the Bible the way it's written. That doesn't mean we like all of it, or we wouldn't prefer to change some bits here and there. Very few of us really want to see Rachael burn in Hell for all eternity, for example; most of us kinda like having her around. That's why we remind her frequently that her witchy ways will earn her eternal hellfire . . . we hope she'll come to Jesus some day!

Anyway, everything we say relates directly to God's Word. We can show you how and where, as well. If you don't like what we're saying, then it's God's Word you have an issue with. We're just the messengers.

God hates a lot of people, and plans to torture the majority of humanity for all eternity. That's what His Word says. Who are we, His creation, to question His judgment?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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He's got ya there, Sister M&Ms. There was just the One born without it, at least until the test-tube thing became so popular.

I know how babies are conceived, but decent people just don't talk about that sort of thing in public! The only person the subject should be discussed with is one's spouse (one man and one woman), and even then only in the most Godly way possible with the single goal of having a child.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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It's hard for me to say, really. I find that the theory of evolution is very easy to believe. However, I also believe in a higher power, but that belief is dwindling with time. As I learn more about how everything works, my faith in science grows. Whatever, let me burn in hell for it; I like thinking for myself. I haven't shown you all respect as of late for your beliefs, so I expect you will say even more about this. However, please realize that I do respect your beliefs even though some of the things you have said angered me, so I responded angrily.

[OnYourKnees]

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I was merely answering his question. You know, it is pretty common that babies are born as a result of sex.

He's got ya there, Sister M&Ms. There was just the One born without it, at least until the test-tube thing became so popular.

And I actually read the scripture this time. Do you think I actually follow this? I think we have already established that I do not live my life by a book that was written over 2,000 years ago.

You're the Catholic, right? True, Catholics pretty much ignore the Bible, except where it's convenient.

So, what DO you believe?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Thank you.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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I don't really think that was gentle, but it doesn't matter. I'll keep it clean.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Would you rather I scream at you about posting pornography where just anyone can see it? Nobody wants to read about your parents knowing each other, so I was trying to gently prod you into keeping it clean.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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I was merely answering his question. You know, it is pretty common that babies are born as a result of sex. I know it's a hard concept to grasp, but it's true.

And I actually read the scripture this time. Do you think I actually follow this? I think we have already established that I do not live my life by a book that was written over 2,000 years ago. I know the story of Ham, and it has nothing to do with what I said. I was not making fun of my parents having sex, I was answering the question.

You must think you are so righteous, quoting the Lord's words, but it really does not prove anything to me. I'll give you an A for effort, though.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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In the long term, I am here because my parents had sex.

Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Genesis 9:22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

9:23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.

9:24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

To even think of knowing a woman is a sin. To view your father's nakedness is a cursable offense. So how do you think God will react to you thinking about your parents knowing each other, you little pervert?

[zigzagdance]

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finally, another intellectual.