Pie Bake....place your orders

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Dear Pastors, Brothers, and sisters.
Mr. Roberts and his brother Bob just finished the 200 square foot brick Pie Oven in our backyard. We have it set up to burn coal. This will help promote global warming and also give the finished pie that little extra bit of tasty carbon.
Place your orders here.
This week I am featuring possum meringue.
All my usual varieties are still available of course.
And don't forget, squirrel season is just around the corner!

[Brother Terrence]

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I'm thinking I could really go for a pie made entirely of cheetos. Is this an option for me. MMMMMMM, warm cheetos.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Here is my order for the Jindal '12 fundraiser on Saturday night:

24 Apple
5 Cherry
4 Blueberry
4 Dutch Apple
4 Pumpkin
2 Rhubarb

[Brother Temperance]

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Here is my order for the Jindal '12 fundraiser on Saturday night:

24 Apple
5 Cherry
4 Blueberry
4 Dutch Apple
4 Pumpkin
2 Rhubarb

4 Dutch Apples? I'd keep my eye on that quartet of freethinkers if I were you, Brother. Satan is to be found everywhere, but Dutch Apple pies are among his favourite haunts.

[Bill Proper]

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I’m not sure if you can accommodate this order but we have a new wetback family that just moved into our neighborhood two yards down from us. Interesting how they can park so many cars on the front yard and how they can do it when half of the cars don’t even run. Miracles do abound.

At any rate I would like to take a pie over to them to welcome them to the neighborhood, I am wondering if you have any regional recipes such refried bean and cow milk cheese pies with diced jalapenos and garnished with shredded welfare check stubs. I hear they are attracted to the government green color used on such checks.

Maybe another pie for the kids, well make that four pies for the kids and we still can’t count them all as they run around too fast for anyone to accomplish this task.


BTW You do know why gangster low riders have those little small steering wheels on their car, so they can drive while wearing handcuffs

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I’m not sure if you can accommodate this order but we have a new wetback family that just moved into our neighborhood two yards down from us. Interesting how they can park so many cars on the front yard and how they can do it when half of the cars don’t even run. Miracles do abound.

At any rate I would like to take a pie over to them to welcome them to the neighborhood, I am wondering if you have any regional recipes such refried bean and cow milk cheese pies with diced jalapenos and garnished with shredded welfare check stubs. I hear they are attracted to the government green color used on such checks.

Maybe another pie for the kids, well make that four pies for the kids and we still can’t count them all as they run around too fast for anyone to accomplish this task.


BTW You do know why gangster low riders have those little small steering wheels on their car, so they can drive while wearing handcuffs

Our ladies don't bake mexipies, but that exact recipe is available at a dogmeat bar named Taco Bell. It's called Mexican pizza El Gordita. Just ask for the burrito filling.

[Bill Proper]

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Our ladies don't bake mexipies, but that exact recipe is available at a dogmeat bar named Taco Bell. It's called Mexican pizza El Gordita. Just ask for the burrito filling.

Why thank you Pastor,

Taco Hell huh?

I forgot about that place, probably because I never go there since their food isn’t fit for my dog, but this might work out well for the new neighbors, I wonder if they do party trays.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

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Thank you for your pie orders!
They will be in the oven tomorrow night.
I will update with results and pick up times.

Mrs. Robert Roberts.

P.S. I do have a tasty wetback pie recipe and I will prepare it for Brother Bill Proper. I hope you like fried goat.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Pastors, Brothers, and sisters.
Mr. Roberts and his brother Bob just finished the 200 square foot brick Pie Oven in our backyard. We have it set up to burn coal. This will help promote global warming and also give the finished pie that little extra bit of tasty carbon.
Place your orders here.
This week I am featuring possum meringue.
All my usual varieties are still available of course.
And don't forget, squirrel season is just around the corner!

Can you do a couple of rabbit pies? Sister Thumper usually bakes those for me, but her fingers got slammed in a car door several times in a row the other day, so she's worthless for a few days.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

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Can you do a couple of rabbit pies? Sister Thumper usually bakes those for me, but her fingers got slammed in a car door several times in a row the other day, so she's worthless for a few days.

Absolutely! Rabbit Pie is one of my signature pies. Would you prefer rabid rabbit, or regular?

[Wide-Open]

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Sister Thumper usually bakes those for me, but her fingers got slammed in a car door several times in a row the other day, so she's worthless for a few days.

Why she still keeps on doing that, I'll never know.

Anyway, I would love to order a pie Mrs. Roberts, as I'm going to fountain heave if I have to eat another "frite" in my life.

Unfortunately, Capt. Portway - who normally does my deliveries from Landover - seems to be AWOL at the moment. He's not still locked in his cellar is he?

Snailmail is another option, but, um, I'm not sure the pie will still taste fresh when it arrives.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

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Your order is placed. Any particular flavor?

[Bill Proper]

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“Silly Rabid Rabbit Pie” sounds enticingly delicious.

Almost as good as “Coon Goon Moon Pie” and “Dark Chocolate Monkey Mud Pie”

[Wide-Open]

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Your order is placed. Any particular flavor?

Difficult one. I prefer my pies to be enhanced by using glutamates. But alas, our KJV does not allow it. It's already bad enough that I'm a winebibber. Although I'm a friend of the Republicans.

Luke 7:34
The Son of man is come eating and drinking; and ye say, Behold a gluttonous man, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners!

Sometimes Sister, my Bible confuses me.

[Nobar King]

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I prefer my pies to be enhanced by using glutamates. But alas, our KJV does not allow it.

I'm not familiar with this scripture, but it would be nice to know considering what the chinks are up to with their MSG.