Bretheren, I need your help

[Tyler Kline]

Ever since I moved to Iowa, the good Lord has richly blessed me and my family. We were at peace, and all felt secure. But, one month ago this changed. A negroid moved onto my street. Lord only knows how he could afford to move out of the ghetto (probably selling crack). Ever since my, family and I have been extremely nervous with having a negro living so close to us. I fear that one day, when we are out of the house, they might rob us and perform horrible acts of bestiality on our dog. So my brethren, what should I do. I was think about getting a posse, and driving him back to the cotton fields. Suggestions?

[JennyD]

Re: Bretheren, I need your help

Ever since I moved to Iowa, the good Lord has richly blessed me and my family. We were at peace, and all felt secure. But, one month ago this changed. A negroid moved onto my street. Lord only knows how he could afford to move out of the ghetto (probably selling crack). Ever since my, family and I have been extremely nervous with having a negro living so close to us. I fear that one day, when we are out of the house, they might rob us and perform horrible acts of bestiality on our dog. So my brethren, what should I do. I was think about getting a posse, and driving him back to the cotton fields. Suggestions?

I suggest you speak to your Negro neighbor about finding the Love of Jesus.

We do not tolerate racism on God's Favorite Forum, friend. Perhaps, if you cannot celebrate the diversity of your neighborhood and welcome the opportunity to spread God's Word to the less fortunate, you would prefer www.stormfront.org to this Christian church forum.

By the way, isn't "Kline/Klein" a kike name?

[Tyler Kline]

Re: Bretheren, I need your help

Kline is German. Maybe it was the way my father raised me, but I have never been comfortable around blacks. I suppose with the Lord's help he may help me overcome that.

[JennyD]

Re: Bretheren, I need your help

Kline is German. Maybe it was the way my father raised me, but I have never been comfortable around blacks. I suppose with the Lord's help he may help me overcome that.

Indeed! I suggest bringing them a pie and a King James Bible.

It's a great way to welcome anybody to the neighborhood!

Be sure to let them know you're not a Jew. Black folks tend to really hate Jews; just ask Louis Farrakhan.

[Bob4God]

Re: Bretheren, I need your help

Landover Baptist has the best Ex-Negro program in the world!

You might round up a group of your GODly, white neighbors, surround his house, and call him out and invite him to become an Ex-Negro!

[Tyler Kline]

Re: Bretheren, I need your help

Hmm... what exactly is this Ex-Negro program?

[paxamillion]

Re: Bretheren, I need your help

Landover Baptist has the best Ex-Negro program in the world!

Do they have an ex-white program? I'd like to join!

[dangerbee]

Re: Bretheren, I need your help

me too where do i sign up?

[JennyD]

Re: Bretheren, I need your help

Do they have an ex-white program? I'd like to join!

Are you some sort of a racist, sir?

We do not tolerate bigotry on this forum.

Perhaps you would be happier at www.stormfront.org.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bretheren, I need your help

Hmm... what exactly is this Ex-Negro program?

Try using the "search" function, Adolf.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: Bretheren, I need your help

Ever since I moved to Iowa, the good Lord has richly blessed me and my family. We were at peace, and all felt secure. But, one month ago this changed. A negroid moved onto my street. Lord only knows how he could afford to move out of the ghetto (probably selling crack). Ever since my, family and I have been extremely nervous with having a negro living so close to us. I fear that one day, when we are out of the house, they might rob us and perform horrible acts of bestiality on our dog. So my brethren, what should I do. I was think about getting a posse, and driving him back to the cotton fields. Suggestions?

Colored folks can be very nice people. Do what sister Jenny suggests and bring them over a KJV Bible and a pie. (preferably watermelon flavored)
You also might offer to employ them in some menial work around the yard. Just be sure to keep your doors locked and the security alarm on at all times. God will bless you for caring for those unfortunate souls.

Mrs. Robert Roberts

[Tyler Kline]

Re: Bretheren, I need your help

Last night I brought them some waffles and a watermelon. They seemed like pretty decent folks. I also brought them a Bible, but they did seem quite a bit more leery about that. How do I get through to them?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bretheren, I need your help

Last night I brought them some waffles and a watermelon. They seemed like pretty decent folks. I also brought them a Bible, but they did seem quite a bit more leery about that. How do I get through to them?

First, you need to get Saved(c) yourself, friend.

Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section, and tell us about yourself. How old are you? What sins are you wallowing in?

Let us help you find Jesus.