[Martin Poofter]

Re: Why Do American's Hate The English?

Your mother is being anally raped by every demon in hell at this very moment, Marty. She wasn't Blood-Bought, so eternal damnation is her just reward. Jesus is up in Heaven laughing at her.



You'll be joining her soon enough, unless you repent of your God-mocking and hatefulness.

Come and get me. Oh! You can't, can you. Nor would you, even if I posted my address. Isn't the internet wonderful? Without it you would probably be in Fort Leavenworth, atoning for your sins with chains around both legs - hopefully less than one inch apart.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Do American's Hate The English?

Come and get me. Oh! You can't, can you. Nor would you, even if I posted my address. Isn't the internet wonderful? Without it you would probably be in Fort Leavenworth, atoning for your sins with chains around both legs - hopefully less than one inch apart.

Friend, it isn't me who's coming for you. It's Jesus. And He knows your address.

You see God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth!

[Martin Poofter]

Re: Why Do American's Hate The English?

Friend, it isn't me who's coming for you. It's Jesus. And He knows your address.

You see God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth!

Wow! And you will be saved? Tell me, how do you do it?

[Nobar King]

Re: Why Do American's Hate The English?

Can you prove that's really your name?

[Martin Poofter]

Re: Why Do American's Hate The English?

Can you prove that's really your name?

Ask Jesus. I'll provide you with his phone number if you like.

On second thoughts, give me your personal address and I will send you a copy of my birth certificate. Don't be surprised however if it arrives in a box with a regular metalic clicking sound.

[Nobar King]

Re: Why Do American's Hate The English?

Threats!! Someone call the F.B.I.!!

Are you some kind of goth school shooter?

[Martin Poofter]

Re: Why Do American's Hate The English?

Threats!! Someone call the F.B.I.!!

What! For threatening to give you Jesus' phone number?
And you have the gall to claim you are in touch with him an a regular basis?

You call the F.B.I. Tell them where you are posting from. They are looking for an opportunity to issue a whole bunch of subpoena's, or so I'm told.

[Nobar King]

Re: Why Do American's Hate The English?

They will add you to their terrorist watch list. You will never be able to get into college, because you have a history of terroristic threats. Enjoy working in an auto shop for the rest of your life, knuckle dragger.

[Martin Poofter]

Re: Why Do American's Hate The English?

They will add you to their terrorist watch list. You will never be able to get into college, because you have a history of terroristic threats. Enjoy working in an auto shop for the rest of your life, knuckle dragger.

Oh! And there's me with a ticket to JFK next month. Could I call on you as a follower of Jesus to vouch for me? Will you meet me at the airport?

I'm easily recognisable. I look like Mr Bean.

What's a knuckle dragger? Some kind of code for waterboarding? You do realise that these boards are being watched, don't you? The word t e r r o r i s t i c is on the watchlist. And who used it? Me or you?

Goodbye, you are toast. Time to change your username to Pastor Ezekiel and leave him to carry the can. I won't mention what's in it - someone's watching in the freedom loving USA.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Do American's Hate The English?

Oh! And there's me with a ticket to JFK next month. Could I call on you as a follower of Jesus to vouch for me? Will you meet me at the airport?

I'm easily recognisable. I look like Mr Bean.

What's a knuckle dragger? Some kind of code for waterboarding? You do realise that these boards are being watched, don't you? The word t e r r o r i s t i c is on the watchlist. And who used it? Me or you?

Goodbye, you are toast. Time to change your username to Pastor Ezekiel and leave him to carry the can. I won't mention what's in it - someone's watching in the freedom loving USA.

Is that another threat, nancy?

[Nobar King]

Re: Why Do American's Hate The English?

What's a knuckle dragger?

[Martin Poofter]

Re: Why Do American's Hate The English?

That's a pretty good likeness of me.

Who supplied you with the photo, and don't say Jesus because when he was looking over my shoulder, he didn't touch my PC.