Don't let the British fool you - they're not like us at all

[SUV]

Everyone knows that our Godly (American) Royalty is JESUS, Prince of Peace (or so the libber-Als say). The Brits occasionally look like us, but no matter how hard they might pretend to be American, that foreign language they speak gives them away anyway.

And just looky here!

Their "Prince" is a real "turkey":



Here he is again (plucked) with his Wife. What sort of rare bird do you think she might be?:



No, Friends, do not let these "people" fool you. Rule, America!!!

[Glendora Christianson]

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Their "Prince" is a real "turkey": Surely, a Wild Turkey . . . but not the kind I can barely afford here in the USA, and surely no substitute.



Here he is again (plucked) with his Wife. What sort of rare bird do you think she might be?: A French Laying Hen???

Sweet Sister Sue, what I'd really like to know is, how often do these "looney birds" go to a proper Baptist church . . . I'd sure hate to have been holding my breath since the last time these eurohomers cracked open anything resembling a Bible!

[SUV]

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Sweet Sister Sue, what I'd really like to know is, how often do these "looney birds" go to a proper Baptist church . . . I'd sure hate to have been holding my breath since the last time these eurohomers cracked open anything resembling a Bible!

Oh my GOD, Mother Glynndie, can you just picture the pair of them coming into Sunday Worship here at Landover Baptist? Pastor Al would Certainly have his "19th Nervous Breakdown"

This would not be solely due to the imProper appearance of the duo, but also because, due to the many Gun-blasts from the Men all trying to 'bag one' no one would be listening to his Sermon!

[lilith]

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Oh my GOD, Mother Glynndie, can you just picture the pair of them coming into Sunday Worship here at Landover Baptist? Pastor Al would Certainly have his "19th Nervous Breakdown" *

This would not be solely due to the imProper appearance of the duo, but also because, due to the many Gun-blasts from the Men all trying to 'bag one' no one would be listening to his Sermon!

* Any chance of inviting them?

It's just that Al's last nervous breakdown was so entertaining,what with him trying to makw wings from chook feathers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have it on good authority that all british men are born with no testicles. At least for the last 300 years or so, Jesus has seen fit to have it so.

[OnYourKnees]

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I have it on good authority that all british men are born with no testicles. At least for the last 300 years or so, Jesus has seen fit to have it so.

Then . . . and I can't believe I'm asking such a question . .. what unGodly means do they use to reproduce?!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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Then . . . and I can't believe I'm asking such a question . .. what unGodly means do they use to reproduce?!

The queen 'mum' is a 'queen' in the modern sense. I've also heard that they import Frogs.

[SUV]

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And oh.my.God. Here are the two of them in Jesus' favorite country for one day for (the) Christ's Sake, and already this "Prince" shows his real intentions for coming here: Panhandling!!!

Such a desperate look on that face! And in neegroe Harlem, no less! Is he Hoping for a half-empty bottle of Night Train?

Obviously he has taken our Country's Slogan "The Land of Opportunity" a bit too far. Have these "people" no Shame whatever?!

[Talitha]

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What I am hearing me makes me ashamed to have spent so many years over there Evangelizing.

And for WHAT???

That country is now so full of Homers, Mooslims and Jooz that It's starting to sink!
We should have Liberated them at the end of world War II. This would never have happened under American Rule.

I have it on great authority that this will be the new map of Europania.



Jesus Weeps

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Sweet Sister Sue, what I'd really like to know is, how often do these "looney birds" go to a proper Baptist church . . . I'd sure hate to have been holding my breath since the last time these eurohomers cracked open anything resembling a Bible!

I'm sure they'd much rather rub crystals and chant mantras. Prince Charles does not even pretend to want to be the Defender of the Faith, not that the Unsaved Kingdom has had a ruler worthy of that title in a long time. Instead, he wants the title "Defender of Faith" — any old faith, I guess, including both mooselimbism and the New-Age woowoo with which he is so enamored. All hail Charles, King of Eurabia!

[BornAgain]

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Nevertheless, Tony Blair deserves credit for taking part in Bush's Godly War on Islamofascism and spreading Christianity to Ragheadistan.

[Brother Temperance]

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What I am hearing me makes me ashamed to have spent so many years over there Evangelizing.

And for WHAT???

That country is now so full of Homers, Mooslims and Jooz that It's starting to sink!
We should have Liberated them at the end of world War II. This would never have happened under American Rule.

I have it on great authority that this will be the new map of Europania.

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Jesus Weeps

You mean that Jesus still won't have destroyed the Papal State by 2015? An upsetting idea indeed.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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You mean that Jesus still won't have destroyed the Papal State by 2015?

Why would he... it is his home away from home.

As for the British, well... they gave us warm beer, Zig-Zig Sputnik, the Spice Girls and the King Ja...


...Hey! Why are you Baptwits so hard on the Brits? Didn't they give you the King James Bible?


Bless you, my trailer park denizens,
Father Mo

[Enobarbus]

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Why would he... it is his home away from home.

As for the British, well... they gave us warm beer, Zig-Zig Sputnik, the Spice Girls and the King Ja...


...Hey! Why are you Baptwits so hard on the Brits? Didn't they give you the King James Bible?


Bless you, my trailer park denizens,
Father Mo

Be silent you blasphemous fool! God gave us the KJV1611! That the Lord moves in mysterious ways and uses the foolish things of the world to confound the wise is something you have never been able to grasp, have you?