Boycott breastaurants!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Boycott breastaurants!

I have done extensive research into sexual deviancy so that you don't have to. One research project I did last year involved undercover work at a Hooters breastaurant. I discovered that the female breataurant bartenders expose various body parts to entice the drinkers at the bar (both male AND female) to give them bigger tips! Surely Satan is at work here. The bar customer bellies up for a Satanic Brew only to be seduced into more Satanic Brew via the repeated exposure of various female body parts including breasts, buttocks and even, dare I say it, cooters. And when the unGodly sot has had too much to continure drinking he leaves a tip large enough to feed his/her family for a week.

Satan is indeed a trickster!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[JennyD]

Re: Boycott breastaurants!

This is just another reason why my wife is expected to stay home and cook for her family.

Yes, you certainly wouldn't want to bring her to one of these horrible places, Barney!

I'm sure she'd be deeply offended.

If she wasn't, I'm sure you'd be!

[barneyhilliard]

Re: Boycott breastaurants!

This is just another reason why my wife is expected to stay home and cook for her family.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Boycott breastaurants!

In my town they allow kids in as well. Sick!

[Nobar King]

Breastaurants are those places where horny men go to eat hamburgers and stare at women's boobs. It's a contraction of 'breasts' and 'restaurants'. Get it? These places are one step short of being brothels. They hire cute young girls who willingly strut around in next-to-nothing, and that's what the greedy business owner uses to get people to eat his greasy bar food.

It really IS a pimp-joint. Do you have any idea how many men have met the woman of their dreams at hooters' and Breastaurants like that? It's A LOT. It's like a free dating site and the only cost is a burger and a soda. Too bad that the patrons are so fat from eating so much.

Business Booming at 'Breastaurants': Cheap Food, Beer and Sexy Women
New Competition for Hooters in Texas as More Chains Offer Affordable Food, Plus Flirtation


By RYAN OWENS and HANA KARAR
March 5, 2009
The restaurant chain Hooters had the market cornered when it came to affordable food and a scantily clad, attractive wait staff. Lately, however, competition is, well, busting out all over the place. Imitation chains such as Twin Peaks and Bone Daddy's are both flourishing, as is the original.

Hooters and knock-off chains such as Twin Peaks and Bone Daddy's serve up cheap food and flirtation, and are thriving in a recession. While the downturn in the economy has forced many chain restaurants to close, Hooters brought in a billion dollars in sales in 2008, a 2 percent increase from 2007. While the downturn in the economy has forced many chain restaurants to close, Hooters brought in a billion dollars in sales in 2008, a 2 percent increase from 2007. "Business is good," said Mike Herrick, the company's vice president. "It's the great escape ... You come here when you get a job, you come here when you get a pink slip."

Residents are encouraged to do what they can to discourage patronage of these restaurants locally.