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Boycott breastaurants!
Breastaurants are those places where horny men go to eat hamburgers and stare at women's boobs. It's a contraction of 'breasts' and 'restaurants'. Get it? These places are one step short of being brothels. They hire cute young girls who willingly strut around in next-to-nothing, and that's what the greedy business owner uses to get people to eat his greasy bar food.
It really IS a pimp-joint. Do you have any idea how many men have met the woman of their dreams at hooters' and Breastaurants like that? It's A LOT. It's like a free dating site and the only cost is a burger and a soda. Too bad that the patrons are so fat from eating so much.
Residents are encouraged to do what they can to discourage patronage of these restaurants locally.
It really IS a pimp-joint. Do you have any idea how many men have met the woman of their dreams at hooters' and Breastaurants like that? It's A LOT. It's like a free dating site and the only cost is a burger and a soda. Too bad that the patrons are so fat from eating so much.
Business Booming at 'Breastaurants': Cheap Food, Beer and Sexy Women
New Competition for Hooters in Texas as More Chains Offer Affordable Food, Plus Flirtation
By RYAN OWENS and HANA KARAR
March 5, 2009
The restaurant chain Hooters had the market cornered when it came to affordable food and a scantily clad, attractive wait staff. Lately, however, competition is, well, busting out all over the place. Imitation chains such as Twin Peaks and Bone Daddy's are both flourishing, as is the original.
Hooters and knock-off chains such as Twin Peaks and Bone Daddy's serve up cheap food and flirtation, and are thriving in a recession. While the downturn in the economy has forced many chain restaurants to close, Hooters brought in a billion dollars in sales in 2008, a 2 percent increase from 2007. While the downturn in the economy has forced many chain restaurants to close, Hooters brought in a billion dollars in sales in 2008, a 2 percent increase from 2007. "Business is good," said Mike Herrick, the company's vice president. "It's the great escape ... You come here when you get a job, you come here when you get a pink slip."
New Competition for Hooters in Texas as More Chains Offer Affordable Food, Plus Flirtation
By RYAN OWENS and HANA KARAR
March 5, 2009
The restaurant chain Hooters had the market cornered when it came to affordable food and a scantily clad, attractive wait staff. Lately, however, competition is, well, busting out all over the place. Imitation chains such as Twin Peaks and Bone Daddy's are both flourishing, as is the original.
Hooters and knock-off chains such as Twin Peaks and Bone Daddy's serve up cheap food and flirtation, and are thriving in a recession. While the downturn in the economy has forced many chain restaurants to close, Hooters brought in a billion dollars in sales in 2008, a 2 percent increase from 2007. While the downturn in the economy has forced many chain restaurants to close, Hooters brought in a billion dollars in sales in 2008, a 2 percent increase from 2007. "Business is good," said Mike Herrick, the company's vice president. "It's the great escape ... You come here when you get a job, you come here when you get a pink slip."
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