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  • AssHat
    Guest
    • Mar 2009
    • 4

    #1

    Hey dudes!

    Soooo....
    My name's AssHat and I'm new here. I heard you guys were pretty cool so I figured I'd come and hang out with you guys. In case you're wondering about my name, it was a name given to me by your very Pastor Ezekiel and I felt it was quite suiting. I might not believe everything that you do, but I implore you to consider different viewpoints than simply your. I hope to hold intelligent conversations with you guys as long as you can be mature I can be mature as well. However, if you cross the line as drawn below, then I will do the same. Thanks!


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    where you should be
  • Osambo 08
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 671

    #2
    Re: Hey dudes!

    Originally posted by AssHat View Post
    Soooo....
    My name's AssHat and I'm new here. I heard you guys were pretty cool so I figured I'd come and hang out with you guys. In case you're wondering about my name, it was a name given to me by your very Pastor Ezekiel and I felt it was quite suiting. I might not believe everything that you do, but I implore you to consider different viewpoints than simply your. I hope to hold intelligent conversations with you guys as long as you can be mature I can be mature as well. However, if you cross the line as drawn below, then I will do the same. Thanks!


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    you
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    where you should be
    Hello, Mr. Asshat.

    Are you planning on rejecting your vile ways and become a pure-hearted Christian?

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    • ChristianInNC
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2009
      • 247

      #3
      Re: Hey dudes!

      Originally posted by AssHat View Post
      Soooo....
      My name's AssHat and I'm new here. I heard you guys were pretty cool so I figured I'd come and hang out with you guys. In case you're wondering about my name, it was a name given to me by your very Pastor Ezekiel and I felt it was quite suiting. I might not believe everything that you do, but I implore you to consider different viewpoints than simply your. I hope to hold intelligent conversations with you guys as long as you can be mature I can be mature as well. However, if you cross the line as drawn below, then I will do the same. Thanks!


      Figure 1

      you
      --------------- (line)
      where you should be
      Are you REALLY insane, or pretending to fool the demons so they'll leave you alone?
      Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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      • Brother Lazarus
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jul 2008
        • 1062

        #4
        Re: Hey dudes!

        I asked you to post in the introduction forum, not the general Church fellowship forum. Are you unable to follow simple instructions?
        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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        • ChristianInNC
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2009
          • 247

          #5
          Re: Hey dudes!

          Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
          I asked you to post in the introduction forum, not the general Church fellowship forum. Are you unable to follow simple instructions?
          I assume not, as he wears his hat on his rear instead of his head. What an odd user ID. I'm certainly confused by it!
          Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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          • AssHat
            Guest
            • Mar 2009
            • 4

            #6
            Re: Hey dudes!

            Originally posted by ChristianInNC View Post
            Are you REALLY insane, or pretending to fool the demons so they'll leave you alone?
            yes

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #7
              Re: Hey dudes!

              Originally posted by AssHat View Post
              However, if you cross the line as drawn below, then I will do the same. Thanks!


              Figure 1

              you
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              where you should be
              Hmm, you seem to have forgotten that you are a guest on this forum, and an uninvited, unwelcome guest at that.

              You do not make the rules here, and you have no rights here.

              I hope I've made myself clear.

              Now that we've gotten that nasty business out of the way, shall I ban you and delete all your posts now, or shall I ban you and delete all your posts later?
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              • barneyhilliard
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2009
                • 96

                #8
                Re: Hey dudes!

                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                Hmm, you seem to have forgotten that you are a guest on this forum, and an uninvited, unwelcome guest at that.

                You do not make the rules here, and you have no rights here.

                I hope I've made myself clear.

                Now that we've gotten that nasty business out of the way, shall I ban you and delete all your posts now, or shall I ban you and delete all your posts later?
                Ban him now -- it's obvious that he is queer.
                HUNTING ATHEISTS SINCE 1989.

                I ♣ Seals!!

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