Our stuff on Rapture Day

[Brother Lazarus]

I am confident that the Rapture will come soon. Maybe even tomorrow Praise Jesus! My concern is, what is to happen to my stuff? I have 2 cars a 4 bedroom home, 3 dogs 5 cats, and other precious mementos. I don't want these things to fall into the hands of Hell bound sinners that are NOT Raptured. Have any other of you True Christians considered this? What are your plans? What do you advise?

Thank you in advance for your help.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Angela]

Re: Our stuff on Rapture Day

You only care about those things here. You absolutely won't care about them after you are raptured. They are just things.

[barneyhilliard]

Re: Our stuff on Rapture Day

You only care about those things here. You absolutely won't care about them after you are raptured. They are just things.

True, but we don't want these things to help the heathen's cause either. My house, err . . . compound, is set up with a state of the art, lethal security system. We have infrared systems, trip wires, and other classified systems which will ensure that when I go up to meet Jesus, any heathens who step foot on my property will be promptly wasted. We tested it out and took at 5 Mormons and 18 Jehovah's Witness recently (GLORY!) I am confident you can get one of these systems too and protect your hard earned property from being pilfered by the unsaved.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Our stuff on Rapture Day

I am confident that the Rapture will come soon. Maybe even tomorrow Praise Jesus! My concern is, what is to happen to my stuff? I have 2 cars a 4 bedroom home, 3 dogs 5 cats, and other precious mementos. I don't want these things to fall into the hands of Hell bound sinners that are NOT Raptured. Have any other of you True Christians considered this? What are your plans? What do you advise?

Thank you in advance for your help.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Brother, I'm certain that Jesus will give us even better stuff than we had here on earth. The streets will be paved in gold and delicious cold beer will flow from every tap.

[Metalbang81]

Re: Our stuff on Rapture Day

Brother, I'm certain that Jesus will give us even better stuff than we had here on earth. The streets will be paved in gold and delicious cold beer will flow from every tap.

LOL so is there gonna be Yeungling, Budweiser, Killian's Irish Red and Sam Adams, or are those heathen beers? I bet God brews one hell of a beer, man. Probably get you wasted in one sip.

[ChristianInNC]

Re: Our stuff on Rapture Day

Brethren, when that glorious day comes (Praise!) won't Jesus send all the unsaved scum straight to hell anyhow? So, likely our stuff will just sit here empty. Which is OK with me, I would just hate for sinners to occupy my Godly home. See, Jesus thinks of everything! Glory be!

[Eugene Hackwith]

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What will happen to my antique tractors when the Rapture occurs? Who will farm my ground? When I start to ask myself these questions, I always turn to these passages from the Good Book.

Matthew 6:
19Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
20But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:
21For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.


My treasure is in Heaven.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Our stuff on Rapture Day

What will happen to my antique tractors when the Rapture occurs? Who will farm my ground? When I start to ask myself these questions, I always turn to these passages from the Good Book.

Matthew 6:
19Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
20But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:
21For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.


My treasure is in Heaven.

Inspiring words Brother Hackwith.

These scriptures are invaluable.

Thank you for your guidance.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[JennyD]

Re: Our stuff on Rapture Day

I am confident that the Rapture will come soon. Maybe even tomorrow Praise Jesus! My concern is, what is to happen to my stuff? I have 2 cars a 4 bedroom home, 3 dogs 5 cats, and other precious mementos. I don't want these things to fall into the hands of Hell bound sinners that are NOT Raptured. Have any other of you True Christians considered this? What are your plans? What do you advise?

Thank you in advance for your help.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

As Angela so wisely said, you will not care for your material possessions once you witness the Glory of the Lord. You will be far too busy praising and worshipping Him!

But, lest you worry your head now, allow me to explain . . .

Your home will be occupied by the unsaved.

Your cars will be driven by the unsaved.

Your dogs and your cats will be eaten by the unsaved.

I hope this helps.

LOL so is there gonna be Yeungling, Budweiser, Killian's Irish Red and Sam Adams, or are those heathen beers? I bet God brews one hell of a beer, man. Probably get you wasted in one sip.

The Bible does not suggest that there is any beer or other food or drink in Heaven, nor any need to eat or drink. We will spend our time worshipping and praising the Lord, not getting "hammered".

You, of course, will spend your time like this:

[PizzaPizza]

Re: Our stuff on Rapture Day

The Bible does not suggest that there is any beer or other food or drink in Heaven, nor any need to eat or drink. We will spend our time worshipping and praising the Lord, not getting "hammered".

You, of course, will spend your time like this:

Metalbang was only responding to Pastor Ezekiel's comment that in heaven, delicious cold beer will flow from every tap.

None of our earthly possesions will matter to us anymore when we've been raptured.They'll all be scorched by holy fire so, there will be nothing left of them but ash in the wind anyway. So no worries as to who will claim them as their own.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Our stuff on Rapture Day

Metalbang was only responding to Pastor Ezekiel's comment that in heaven, delicious cold beer will flow from every tap.

None of our earthly possesions will matter to us anymore when we've been raptured.They'll all be scorched by holy fire so, there will be nothing left of them but ash in the wind anyway. So no worries as to who will claim them as their own.

Noobs should NOT question the words or intent of any Pastor. I asked you politely to read the Pastors Rules and Announcements. I asked you politely to introduce yourself on the introduction forum. Keep in mind, polite, will be met with polite. Please heed my words.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[PizzaPizza]

Re: Our stuff on Rapture Day

Noobs should NOT question the words or intent of any Pastor. I asked you politely to read the Pastors Rules and Announcements. I asked you politely to introduce yourself on the introduction forum. Keep in mind, polite, will be met with polite. Please heed my words.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Ok, I will go do that then.

[JennyD]

Re: Our stuff on Rapture Day

Metalbang was only responding to Pastor Ezekiel's comment that in heaven, delicious cold beer will flow from every tap.

None of our earthly possesions will matter to us anymore when we've been raptured.They'll all be scorched by holy fire so, there will be nothing left of them but ash in the wind anyway. So no worries as to who will claim them as their own.

The Tribulation will last quite some time, during which those who survive will pray for death, but not find it.

That means plenty of time for the Unsaved to use your stuff and eat your pets.

Kiss Fluffeh goodbye!

[PizzaPizza]

Re: Our stuff on Rapture Day

The Tribulation will last quite some time, during which those who survive will pray for death, but not find it.

That means plenty of time for the Unsaved to use your stuff and eat your pets.

Kiss Fluffeh goodbye!

Unsaved people aren't savages, and they certainly don't go around eating people's dogs and cats and hamsters and such. I actually had not thought of the tribulation. I guess that would leave time for unsaved people to occupy your homes and watch your tv's and eat your cinnamon toast crunch. But I can still apply the same statement, and that is that we won't care because we will be in heaven and it won't matter. They're all screwed anyway, especially if they've taken the mark.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Our stuff on Rapture Day

Unsaved people aren't savages, and they certainly don't go around eating people's dogs and cats and hamsters and such. I actually had not thought of the tribulation. I guess that would leave time for unsaved people to occupy your homes and watch your tv's and eat your cinnamon toast crunch. But I can still apply the same statement, and that is that we won't care because we will be in heaven and it won't matter. They're all screwed anyway, especially if they've taken the mark.

You won't be going anywhere near Heaven, son. Jesus knows about your perversions.

You aren't even walking the path to Salvation. You haven't even read the map on how to get there, have you, Ozzy?