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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309
    #1

    Chris Brown is Canadian, hates Fox News, and has "arm tattoos"

    If you ask me, Chris Brown is the worst kind of sinner! I bet he beat up Rhianna because he was on steroids. He is a lieberal demoncrat who has ADMITTED to hating Fox News! And he has "arm tattoos", which the Bible strictly prohibits! I bet he was born in Canada, because all Canadians are God-mocking athiests!

    It just really gets my goat that people would rather read about dead Canadian soldiers and dinosaurs with human feet than our Lord Jesus Christ! Do you want to know why this happens? Because athiests are wrong! Chris Brown beats up Rhianna and that's all anyone wants to talk about! I'd rather talk about a good Christian man like Chuck Norris!
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    Tags: rhianna loves chris brown
    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Chris Brown is Canadian, hates Fox News, and has "arm tattoos

      My sources tell me that Rhianna will stay with Chris Brown despite the relationship issues that are in the news all the time. Women love bad boys.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Capt. Aaron Portway
          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
          Salvation from Above
          God's Favorite Pilot™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2008
          • 6309
          #3
          Re: Chris Brown is Canadian, hates Fox News, and has "arm tattoos

          That poor woman staying with that horrible man makes as much sense as sow sex tubes!
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          Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



          God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



          Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449
              #4
              Re: Chris Brown is Canadian, hates Fox News, and has "arm tattoos

              As Mother Glendie would say: They should be SPANKED, the lot of them!

              Genesis 15:16
              But in the fourth generation they shall come hit her again
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Larry Lee
                  Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 4464
                  #5
                  Re: Chris Brown is Canadian, hates Fox News, and has "arm tattoos

                  Brother, when you're talking about a flash-in-the-pan, this-year's-model niggra rap star, you've defined a sow sex tube, as any HUFFING SMARTIE will tell you.
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                  I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449
                      #6
                      Re: Chris Brown is Canadian, hates Fox News, and has "arm tattoos

                      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                      Brother, when you're talking about a flash-in-the-pan, this-year's-model niggra rap star, you've defined a sow sex tube, as any HUFFING SMARTIE will tell you.
                      A huffing Smartie, or even a Skittle! That guy is bad news Brothers, and I'm pretty sure he's on steroids.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748
                          #7
                          Re: Chris Brown is Canadian, hates Fox News, and has "arm tattoos

                          Did you know that two of his backup dancers were Gypsies and were deported for visa violations stealing the work of decent Americans?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
                              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                              Salvation from Above
                              God's Favorite Pilot™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6309
                              #8
                              Re: Chris Brown is Canadian, hates Fox News, and has "arm tattoos

                              It makes sense he would be involved in illegal immigration, being that he is a godless Canadian and all! He'll probably hire this drunk mexican in a sombrero next!
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                              Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                                • Nobar King
                                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                  Christ's Guardian
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2007
                                  • 23748
                                  #9
                                  Re: Chris Brown is Canadian, hates Fox News, and has "arm tattoos

                                  He's holding a Fizz candy wrapper, which is what the junkies use to mix with their heroin. At first I thought that he might be holding a taco. Did you notice that he's missing his index finger?
                                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                    • Nurse Clampett
                                      Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Jan 2009
                                      • 974
                                      #10
                                      Re: Chris Brown is Canadian, hates Fox News, and has "arm tattoos

                                      He probably burnt it off while freebasing.
                                      Luke 5:31
                                      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78555
                                          #11
                                          Re: Chris Brown is Canadian, hates Fox News, and has "arm tattoos

                                          Tattoos are a sin. God hates them according to the Holy Bible, no matter how "sexy" you might think it looks. Take a look at THIS.

                                          Plus, just think how gross those tattoos will look when you're old and flabby.
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
                                              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                                              Salvation from Above
                                              God's Favorite Pilot™
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2008
                                              • 6309
                                              #12
                                              Re: Chris Brown is Canadian, hates Fox News, and has "arm tattoos

                                              I bet Chris Brown knows Lovelle Mixon, that nigra that killed those police officers in Oakland, CA.
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                                              Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                                              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                                              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                                                • Nobar King
                                                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                  Christ's Guardian
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2007
                                                  • 23748
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Chris Brown is Canadian, hates Fox News, and has "arm tattoos

                                                  Who will Christ Brown kill next?
                                                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                    • Capt. Aaron Portway
                                                      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                                                      Salvation from Above
                                                      God's Favorite Pilot™
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Sep 2008
                                                      • 6309
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Chris Brown is Canadian, hates Fox News, and has "arm tattoos

                                                      Here are pictures of Chris Brown and Lovell Mixon the murderer who is now rotting in Hell for killing those Oakland Police officers in that horrible shooting spree.


                                                      Need I say more?
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                                                      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                                                      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                                                      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

                                                        Comment

                                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 78555
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Chris Brown is Canadian, hates Fox News, and has "arm tattoos

                                                          All those boys look alike. I can't tell them apart. They look like a couple of my servants.
                                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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