[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello there, friends!

The smiley is yellow, so does that means that Jesus was asian?

Please read the Pastors Rules and Announcements. Please pay particular attention to the "noobs" thread. Please introduce yourself on the introduction forum. Politeness will be greeted with the same.

The smiley is yellow because it is a smiley. If you want to know about the origin of Jesus I suggest you pick up your King James 1611 and read it.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[UnAmericanDude]

Re: Hello there, friends!

Why do you mock God? Your abominable post obviously was stolen from some web site for Satan worshipers masquerading as a Christian place.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

The smiley is yellow, so does that means that Jesus was asian?

[EuropeanDood]

Re: Hello there, friends!

Strange, on another forum I go on the advertisements fluctuate with the topic at hand.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello there, friends!

I've never seen that ad before. You know that Google targets you for ads using your cookies, right? We can't control what ads they show. I only see ads for John Deere and Bible classes.

[EuropeanDood]

Re: Hello there, friends!

HOW do I mock God is a better question. That ad was taken from THIS site.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello there, friends!

OH GOD LOL

Why do you mock God? Your abominable post obviously was stolen from some web site for Satan worshipers masquerading as a Christian place.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[EuropeanDood]

Re: Hello there, friends!

Well, I'll be back in a moment. Kicking ass to some thrash metal while I clean up out and about the house.

[EuropeanDood]

Re: Hello there, friends!



OH GOD LOL

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello there, friends!

I'm sure you did.

[EuropeanDood]

Re: Hello there, friends!

Enlightenment hasn't donned upon me yet. I think I did it wrong

[EuropeanDood]

Re: Hello there, friends!

Indeed I have. Am I enlightened now? I haven't ascended to Nirvana yet, how long does this usually take?

[EuropeanDood]

Re: Hello there, friends!

That's the stupidest statement I've read in the last 60 minutes. Why should I care for or approve of your retarded musical tastes? Do you expect me to like the Grateful Dead just because some God-mocking barefoot stinky hippy comes here and announces his musical taste? You probably would react the same way.

I'm more a Nightwish man, myself, as my avatar might attribute. I'll be sure to look into this "Grateful Dead" band, though. It'll fit right in my collection, in between the Rammstein and Rob Zombie.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello there, friends!

Have you taken the Christian poll, yet?

[EuropeanDood]

Re: Hello there, friends!

I suppose you wouldn't be. After all, Christ was an advocate of tolerance, we wouldn't want you imitating him too much, would we? Nah, let's just keep to the doctrines of tradition!

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello there, friends!

Glad to see you're so open minded when it comes to other's musical tastes.

That's the stupidest statement I've read in the last 60 minutes. Why should I care for or approve of your retarded musical tastes? Do you expect me to like the Grateful Dead just because some God-mocking barefoot stinky hippy comes here and announces his musical taste? You probably would react the same way.