Dallas policeman tickets Texan running back

[Martin Poofter]

I saw a report in an English newspaper about a policeman who has been suspended for doing his duty. I don't understand this because the person he stopped for repeatedly crossing Stop signs without stopping could have killed somebody driving at right angles.

This Texan is a football player or hockey player or baseball player. He was going to the hospital to see his mother-in-law who he claimed to the policeman was dying. But that doesn't mean you should break the law, does it? Once you break one law and get away with it, it's tempting to do it again, I would have thought. Didn't Jesus repeatedly make points regarding honesty? Wasn't honesty Jesus' policy?

I looked it up on the internet and see the policeman is white and the offender is black. Well, it's a good thing it didn't happen in England because the policeman would not have been so polite to a black man and would probably shoot him - if he had a gun. I suppose that's why English policemen don't have guns. They can't be trusted like American policemen can.

Why are people in America making such a fuss over a dying mother in law? Don't most married men want their mother in law dead? Especially if the mother in law is not a regular church goer, I would have thought.

Am I missing something here? And why was the Texan running back? I thought he wanted to see his dying mother-in-law.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Maybe it was a wetback trying to run back to Mexico.

[barneyhilliard]

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It was a negro. Apparently the liberals have invaded Texas. It seems you can't just detain negros for no reason anymore. What is the world coming to?

[JennyD]

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Am I missing something here? And why was the Texan running back? I thought he wanted to see his dying mother-in-law.

Providing a link to the story you're talking about would probably be helpful.

So, do you hate Jews as much as the real Martin Luther?

[Martin Poofter]

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As requested, sweet Sister, here is the link.

I am the real Martin Luther so I don't know what Jews have to do with my birthright.

[Martin Poofter]

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So I get an infraction because my parents named me Martin Luther?

Do I need to disown them to have this red card removed?

[JennyD]

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As requested, sweet Sister, here is the link.

I am the real Martin Luther so I don't know what Jews have to do with my birthright.

If you were the real Martin Luther, or had even bothered to research him for all of 10 minutes, you'd know he was a vicious anti-Semite who inspired Adolf Hitler.

As your namesake wrote in "The Jews and Their Lies":

I had made up my mind to write no more either about the Jews or against them. But since I learned that these miserable and accursed people do not cease to lure to themselves even us, that is, the Christians, I have published this little book, so that I might be found among those who opposed such poisonous activities of the Jews who warned the Christians to be on their guard against them. I would not have believed that a Christian could be duped by the Jews into taking their exile and wretchedness upon himself. However, the devil is the god of the world, and wherever God's word is absent he has an easy task, not only with the weak but also with the strong. May God help us. Amen.

And

Therefore be on your guard against the Jews, knowing that wherever they have their synagogues, nothing is found but a den of devils in which sheer selfglory, conceit, lies, blasphemy, and defaming of God and men are practiced most maliciously and veheming his eyes on them.

How to deal with Jews? Luther says:

First to set fire to their synagogues or schools and to bury and cover with dirt whatever will not burn, so that no man will ever again see a stone or cinder of them. This is to be done in honor of our Lord and of Christendom, so that God might see that we are Christians, and do not condone or knowingly tolerate such public lying, cursing, and blaspheming of his Son and of his Christians. For whatever we tolerated in the past unknowingly and I myself was unaware of it will be pardoned by God. But if we, now that we are informed, were to protect and shield such a house for the Jews, existing right before our very nose, in which they lie about, blaspheme, curse, vilify, and defame Christ and us (as was heard above), it would be the same as if we were doing all this and even worse ourselves, as we very well know.

Second, I advise that their houses also be razed and destroyed. For they pursue in them the same aims as in their synagogues. Instead they might be lodged under a roof or in a barn, like the gypsies. This will bring home to them that they are not masters in our country, as they boast, but that they are living in exile and in captivity, as they incessantly wail and lament about us before God.

Third, I advise that all their prayer books and Talmudic writings, in which such idolatry, lies, cursing and blasphemy are taught, be taken from them. (remainder omitted)

Fourth, I advise that their rabbis be forbidden to teach henceforth on pain of loss of life and limb. For they have justly forfeited the right to such an office by holding the poor Jews captive with the saying of Moses (Deuteronomy 17 [:10 ff.]) in which he commands them to obey their teachers on penalty of death, although Moses clearly adds: "what they teach you in accord with the law of the Lord." Those villains ignore that. They wantonly employ the poor people's obedience contrary to the law of the Lord and infuse them with this poison, cursing, and blasphemy. In the same way the pope also held us captive with the declaration in Matthew 16 {:18], "You are Peter," etc, inducing us to believe all the lies and deceptions that issued from his devilish mind. He did not teach in accord with the word of God, and therefore he forfeited the right to teach.

Fifth, I advise that safeconduct on the highways be abolished completely for the Jews. For they have no business in the countryside, since they are not lords, officials, tradesmen, or the like. Let they stay at home. (...remainder omitted).

Sixth, I advise that usury be prohibited to them, and that all cash and treasure of silver and gold be taken from them and put aside for safekeeping. The reason for such a measure is that, as said above, they have no other means of earning a livelihood than usury, and by it they have stolen and robbed from us all they possess. Such money should now be used in no other way than the following: Whenever a Jew is sincerely converted, he should be handed one hundred, two hundred, or three hundred florins, as personal circumstances may suggest. With this he could set himself up in some occupation for the support of his poor wife and children, and the maintenance of the old or feeble. For such evil gains are cursed if they are not put to use with God's blessing in a good and worthy cause.

Seventh, I commend putting a flail, an ax, a hoe, a spade, a distaff, or a spindle into the hands of young, strong Jews and Jewesses and letting them earn their bread in the sweat of their brow, as was imposed on the children of Adam (Gen 3[:19]}. For it is not fitting that they should let us accursed Goyim toil in the sweat of our faces while they, the holy people, idle away their time behind the stove, feasting and farting, and on top of all, boasting blasphemously of their lordship over the Christians by means of our sweat. No, one should toss out these lazy rogues by the seat of their pants.

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[Martin Poofter]

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But the number is in the phone book - Luther M (satanic code deleted) so I don't need inspiration.

[JennyD]

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But the number is in the phone book - Luther M (satanic code deleted) so I don't need inspiration.

Why do you hate Jews, since you claim to be Martin Luther?

[Martin Poofter]

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Well Sister, since you insist on a response, I don't like a helmet that fails to retreat after fornication.

[JennyD]

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Well Sister, since you insist on a response, I don't like a helmet that fails to retreat after fornication.

Great, another homersexual.

Perhaps a Pastor should change your name to Martian Poofter?

[Martin Poofter]

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That's Odd I see.

My name's been changed to reflect my status,

And that I claim is so outrageous.

Of being queer, without such proof

And being referred to as a poof

Would Jesus have performed as such?

Because I wrote about a crutch.

[JennyD]

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That's Odd I see.

My name's been changed to reflect my status,

And that I claim is so outrageous.

Of being queer, without such proof

And being referred to as a poof

Would Jesus have performed as such?

Because I wrote about a crutch.

Your meter is incomprehensible.

I give this poem a 2 of 10, merely because you spelled everything correctly.

[Martin Poofter]

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Your meter is incomprehensible.

I give this poem a 2 of 10, merely because you spelled everything correctly.

I'm no expert. In fact I am quite lame. I only wish I could be an American, instead of a brit with bad teeth and no chin.

[Nobar King]

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Now you're starting to make some sense.