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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #1

    Happy Good Friday, Christians!!!









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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197
      #2
      Re: Happy Good Friday, Christians!!!

      Were you there when they nailed him to the tree? Were you there when they nailed him to the tree? Oooooooooh, sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble, tremble. Were you there when they nailed Him to the tree?

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: Happy Good Friday, Christians!!!

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
          Were you there when they nailed him to the tree? Were you there when they nailed him to the tree? Oooooooooh, sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble, tremble. Were you there when they nailed Him to the tree?
          Brother, I so loved it when the Carter Family shrieked and howled in the background. It sounded Truly Agonized

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: Happy Good Friday, Christians!!!

              I paid my property tax and visited my accountant today. Did you know that the post office won't take your mail and frank it in front of you for free anymore? Now they require that you pay them 1.20$ and fill out a form for them to 'guarantee' the right date on the stamp. That's BS. I refused and just put my envelope in the slot like normal. I'm not stupid. Now I have a headache. I think I'll have a drink and take a bath and think about how Jesus died for me during this season of rebirth. That should help me feel better.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Good Friday, Christians!!!

                  Thank God I don't pay any taxes!

                  But look how the Messicants mock Jesus on this Holy day!! It's disgusting!

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Father Thomas Martin
                      Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 1015
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Good Friday, Christians!!!

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      Were you there when they nailed him to the tree? Were you there when they nailed him to the tree? Oooooooooh, sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble, tremble. Were you there when they nailed Him to the tree?
                      That is a FAVORITE over at our church!

                      Did you know that song was originally an African-American spiritual? (And does that mean you ambiguously racist Pharisees don't want it played anymore?)
                      ACTS 5:29
                      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                        • Nurse Clampett
                          Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 974
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Good Friday, Christians!!!

                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          That is a FAVORITE over at our church!

                          Did you know that song was originally an African-American spiritual? (And does that mean you ambiguously racist Pharisees don't want it played anymore?)
                          It's not a lie to say jigaboos came up with some pretty good songs during the days of slavery. Sadly we now have them rapping about beating hoes (what have the got against garden tools?) drinking 40's and popping capz in da azz.
                          If they return to their rightful place in the cotton fields I'm sure they will go back to producing more Godly ditties.
                          Luke 5:31
                          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027
                              #8
                              Re: Happy Good Friday, Christians!!!



                              Ah there he is. We thank you, Fatha Earl Hines Martin, for taking time out from your busy catlick Mens' Group "No Child's Behind Left" to join us during this Joyous Holyday Season

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                                • JennyD
                                  Honorary True Christian™
                                  Sweet Placid Sister
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Dec 2007
                                  • 9567
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy Good Friday, Christians!!!

                                  Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                  It's not a lie to say jigaboos came up with some pretty good songs during the days of slavery. Sadly we now have them rapping about beating hoes (what have the got against garden tools?) drinking 40's and popping capz in da azz.
                                  No kidding, Nurse!

                                  I don't know how Captain Portway feels about it, but I find all those rap "songs" about "popping" him "in da azz" highly offensive. I do not need to turn on the radio and hear the latest Negro's perverse obsession with sexually assaulting a white man's posterior with his oversized tallywhacker!
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