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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729
    #16
    Re: Witnessing

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    I second that vote, Lilith.

    P.S. I do wish spader had chosen a different username. The current one is only one letter away from something horrid.
    How could a supposed "liberal" like you say that a SPADE is something horrid?

    They said you were a racist, Van Bigot, but I didn't believe them until now!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #17
        Re: Witnessing

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        I second that vote, Lilith.

        P.S. I do wish spader had chosen a different username. The current one is only one letter away from something horrid.
        I am surprised too. I assumed people like you would be in love with Ralph Nader.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131
            #18
            Re: Witnessing

            Actually, I meant 'spider', not spade. What do you mean by spade anyway? The only definition I know for that word is an alternative to shovel. And look what you made me do!! You made me mention spiders again!! Shame on you!!!
            Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 02-05-2007, 01:02 AM.
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621
                #19
                Re: Witnessing

                Originally posted by lilith View Post
                "God TOLD them what to write?"

                Dear pantless one - please explain,using all your wit (roughly equivalant to the amount a hen could hold in it's shut fist) just HOW you know this?

                And please don't tell us "because the bible says so."
                Because the Godly Jack Chick says so.
                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Actually, I meant 'spider', not spade. What do you mean by spade anyway? The only definition I know for that word is an alternative to shovel. And look what you made me do!! You made me mention spiders again!! Shame on you!!!
                Listen here, Van SpiderBaby, if there is one thing we will not stand for in this forum it is racism! Tarbabies are people too, and I will not tolerate pagan bigots like you claiming they're only useful as tools!
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131
                    #20
                    Re: Witnessing

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Listen here, Van SpiderBaby, if there is one thing we will not stand for in this forum it is racism! Tarbabies are people too, and I will not tolerate pagan bigots like you claiming they're only useful as tools!
                    You know, BT, you might want to consider that there ARE alternatives to that all-crack diet you seem to be so fond of.
                    Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 02-07-2007, 10:54 PM.
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • Brother V
                        True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3481
                        #21
                        Re: Witnessing

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        You know, BT, you might want to consider that there ARE alternatives to that all-crack diet you seem to be so fond of.
                        Brother Temperance is not a fan of crack. Especially not Left Over Crack!

                        *stern warning*

                        V
                        Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131
                            #22
                            Re: Witnessing

                            Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                            Brother Temperance is not a fan of crack. Especially not Left Over Crack!

                            *stern warning*

                            V
                            Ummmmmmm......
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621
                                #23
                                Re: Witnessing

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                Ummmmmmm......
                                What's with the boggle eyes, sinner? Is that a glimpse of what you'll look like when you're Choking eternally on a demon's member, a Victim of your own wayward sinfulness?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 5131
                                    #24
                                    Re: Witnessing

                                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                    What's with the boggle eyes, sinner? Is that a glimpse of what you'll look like when you're Choking eternally on a demon's member, a Victim of your own wayward sinfulness?
                                    Actually, it was more an expression of my reaction to some images that entered my mind unsolicited as to the idea of your possible interactions with leftover crack.
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                                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                      • OnYourKnees
                                        On Extended Furlough
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Nov 2006
                                        • 4729
                                        #25
                                        Re: Witnessing

                                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                        Actually, it was more an expression of my reaction to some images that entered my mind unsolicited as to the idea of your possible interactions with leftover crack.
                                        You're fantasizing about the good Brother getting involved with that Vivid girl, then jumping in yourself, aren't you? Admit it!

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                                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 5131
                                            #26
                                            Re: Witnessing

                                            After googling 'vivid girls', I can say in all honesty, NO! (Or at least if I were going to fantasize about a scenario with one of them....Brother Temperance would not be involved in said fantasized scenario. )
                                            Anyway, I don't even remember my original point anymore!
                                            Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 02-08-2007, 12:17 AM.
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                                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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