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  • Wash O'Hanley
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    Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
    Louder Than Reason
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2126
    #1

    The NFL is racist towards Christians...

    A church in Indiana recieved a letter from the NFL this week in regards to their use of the word "Super Bowl" in a church event, the charging of admission to watch the big game at the church and the projection of the live game on a movie screen, which are apparently illegal and infringe on registered copyrights.

    It is abundantly obvious that the NFL is out to get these churches, effectively shutting them down. And why wouldn't they? Church is a competitor in the ratings with the NFL. NFL games are only played on Sunday mornings and church celebrations also only occur on Sunday mornings. This is just another example of Godless businesses muscling out the little guys.

    I, as well as the folks at World Net Daily are appalled at this slap in the face to Jesus. As a response and a demonstration of civil disobidience against Christian racism, I, Wash O'Hanley will be charging 15 dollars per person to watch the Super Bowl at my "Wash O'Hanley's Super Bowl Party", which will be advertised in the newspaper and chruch newsletter. I fully expect the NFL and their anti-God hate-machine to try and take me down, but with God on my side I shall prosper.
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    • Lone Wolf
      • Jan 2007
      • 56
      #2
      Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians...

      That's pretty insane, Why would I pay $15 to go to your hose when I can just watch the Super Bowl at my house for free! (Not counting the T.V. bill) But dude haven't you ever heard of Monday night Football? They don't happen on a Sunday they happen on a Monday so no, the NFL is not racist against you.

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414
          #3
          Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians...

          I normally prefer not to watch big, muscular men in tight pants running around, but to make a point in favor of Christiany, I shall be there, Brother Wash!
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            • Wash O'Hanley
              Debate Moderator (and participant)
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              Louder Than Reason
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2126
              #4
              Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians...

              Originally posted by Lone Wolf View Post
              That's pretty insane, Why would I pay $15 to go to your hose when I can just watch the Super Bowl at my house for free! (Not counting the T.V. bill) But dude haven't you ever heard of Monday night Football? They don't happen on a Sunday they happen on a Monday so no, the NFL is not racist against you.
              It's fairly obvious that in the 12 seconds that you came up from under the sheets where your mouth was firmly locked on your male love partner's member you wrote this incoherent trash. Back under the sheets with you!
              Last edited by Wash O'Hanley; 02-03-2007, 05:10 AM.
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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708
                  #5
                  Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians...

                  Originally posted by Lone Wolf View Post
                  Why would I pay $15 to go to your hose
                  Surely his hose is worth more than $15.

                  I, for one know he shops at Lowes.

                  Sheesh, what a dolt.
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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414
                      #6
                      Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians...

                      Originally posted by Lone Wolf View Post
                      Why would I pay $15 to go to your hose
                      I didn't see that earlier. Brother Wash is not a male prostitute, you flaming homer! If he was, I'm sure he'd be worth a lot more than that, but he isn't, so get those disgusting thoughts out of your filthy Sodomite head!
                      Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 02-03-2007, 06:03 AM.
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                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
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                        • mollychu
                          Unsaved trash
                           
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 143
                          #7
                          Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians...

                          racist towards christians? wouldnt it be prejeduce(sp?)?

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                            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                              Scientific Advisor
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2373
                              #8
                              Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians...

                              We speak Jesus' language around here, Hutchoo (God bless you). I suggest you learn it.
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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians...

                                  Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                                  We speak Jesus' language around here, Hutchoo (God bless you). I suggest you learn it.
                                  She's just a nippette. They can't speak proper American. Just look at that homer Hitoshi. These japs are too inbred to comprehend what Jesus wants.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • Father Maurice Lester
                                      Ring-kissing Papist dog
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 3366
                                      #10
                                      Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians...

                                      Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                                      ...NFL games are only played on Sunday mornings.
                                      Talk about a blatant misrepresentation of the facts. The NFL never, ever plays Sunday mornings local time. They also, for the record, play Mondays, some Thursdays and some Saturdays towards season's end.


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                                        • Appelfap.
                                          Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Jan 2007
                                          • 130
                                          #11
                                          Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians...

                                          Why would you show such a sport in a church?
                                          =/=

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                                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 78556
                                              #12
                                              Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians...

                                              Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                                              Why would you show such a sport in a church?
                                              To please Jesus. He loves football, not that homer sport "soccer" so popular in the eurotrash cesspool.
                                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                • Father Maurice Lester
                                                  Ring-kissing Papist dog
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 3366
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians...

                                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                  To please Jesus. He loves football...
                                                  Interesting.

                                                  How do you explain the fact that no Landovarian has ever played in the NFL then? Did it please Jesus when the Mormon quarterback Steve Young won the Super Bowl MVP and was he pleased to see Mr. Young go to the Hall of Fame?

                                                  What about that Ned Kurt Warner? Was Jesus pleased to see him lead the Rams to Super Bowl victory?

                                                  If Jesus so loves the NFL can we assume the NFL cheerleaders are not scantily clad harlots looking to sleep with large, wealthy African-American football players?

                                                  Does it please Jesus to have so many football players worship a sports trophy as life's ultimate goal?

                                                  Does it please Jesus that a Cincinnati Bengal football player is arrested every other week and that most of the rest of the league players are sporting tattoos and blinged out like gangsta's?

                                                  I admit that Jesus has a soft spot for College ball...hell, he has his own Team after all, http://und.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/...otbl-body.html but I can't see how he can look down at the NFL and be anything but appalled!!




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                                                  Father Mo
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                                                    • Remy Lebeau
                                                      LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                                                      President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                                                      Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 2058
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians...

                                                      Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
                                                      A church in Indiana recieved a letter from the NFL this week in regards to their use of the word "Super Bowl" in a church event, the charging of admission to watch the big game at the church and the projection of the live game on a movie screen, which are apparently illegal and infringe on registered copyrights.

                                                      It is abundantly obvious that the NFL is out to get these churches, effectively shutting them down. And why wouldn't they? Church is a competitor in the ratings with the NFL. NFL games are only played on Sunday mornings and church celebrations also only occur on Sunday mornings. This is just another example of Godless businesses muscling out the little guys.

                                                      I, as well as the folks at World Net Daily are appalled at this slap in the face to Jesus. As a response and a demonstration of civil disobidience against Christian racism, I, Wash O'Hanley will be charging 15 dollars per person to watch the Super Bowl at my "Wash O'Hanley's Super Bowl Party", which will be advertised in the newspaper and chruch newsletter. I fully expect the NFL and their anti-God hate-machine to try and take me down, but with God on my side I shall prosper.
                                                      Brother, $15 is dirt tither prices. The help might even show up. Let us go all out for Jesus and make it at least $200 bucks a pop... at least. I'm going to speak with the pastors about an idea I have: We show the Super Bowl in the main church and replace those gaudy commercials with preaching and the sinful halftime show with a short, yet normal, church service. I guess the parking lot attendees can pay the measly $15 bucks and watch it on the outdoor monitors. An added bonus is that our vehicles will be scrapped of ice and snow should the weather turn ill. Hope they dress warmly.
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                                                        • mollychu
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                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                          • 143
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians...

                                                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                          He loves football.

                                                          where in the Bible does it say THAT?

                                                          you mean Jesus ENJOYS watching two huge football players slap each other's butts on the field?

                                                          and you call soccer homer-ish?

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