PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

[Brian Dyk]

I want to apologize to the Landover Baptist community for my outburst yesterday. While I want to blame the problem on eating too many Jelly-beans, I cannot.

For a short moment there, I believed that I was an atheist. However, some appropriate chastisement from Pastor Ezekiel and Jenny D made me realize the errors in my ways.

I love Jesus. He is the risen king of kings. I know this. I BELIEVE this.

To show my unyielding support to LBC, I have directed my accountant to raise my tithing to 50% for the next 3 years.

I hope that you can forgive me. I understand if you don't. I also understand that Jesus will never forgive me unless you do.

Sincerely

Brian Dyk

[W.T. Snacks]

Re: PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

This has made me feel a slight bit better and yet...I have no idea if this is just another show put on for us. If you are really sincere and wanting to not fall again, I will forgive you for insinuating that I am homosexual. Good luck from here on out and God help you to not fail again like that. You creeped me out with that atheist act you put on.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

Friend, it's all water under the bridge. All you need to do now is follow God's simple Plan of Salvation. Be sure to read your Bible every day. We have a Bible in a Year forum here that will help you out.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Nobar King]

Re: PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

You should be asking Jesus to forgive you, not us. Do you think we talk to Him?

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Re: PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

I also understand that Jesus will never forgive me unless you do.

dude you got it wrong. we wont forgive you unless JESUS does. its kind of like playin follow the leader ya know what im sayin?

[Bob4God]

Re: PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

While your humble and self-devaluing attitude is to be commended, remember we are not a Catholic church. You must repent to us and GOD.

(You can pray to either GOD the Father or His son who is also His alter ego [John 14:9], JESUS, either one of them will gladly acknowledge your worthlessness and forgive you for it. The Holy Ghost might also lend an ear, as He's part of the One True GOD too, but I think the other two would prefer you come to them instead. However do not insult the Holy Ghost because even though He's all part of the same mind and character of the One True GOD, He's more sensitive [Mark 3:29] and might convince the other two not to send Him to impress feelings of conviction on you and you will become a bitter and lonely husk of your former self, as all atheists invariably become.)

GOD bless you!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

This has made me feel a slight bit better and yet...I have no idea if this is just another show put on for us. If you are really sincere and wanting to not fall again, I will forgive you for insinuating that I am homosexual. Good luck from here on out and God help you to not fail again like that. You creeped me out with that atheist act you put on.

His apology has nothing to do with you. We all think you're a queer.