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  • Vavoline Johnson
    Mammy
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 960
    #1

    Eyes Gots to Thanks Yous Zeeks!

    Dear Missa Massa Passa Zeeks
    I wants to praise yous ups to lil baby jezus fo gitten me a new golden pillow fo da foldin chair you gots me! Missa Massa Passa has me sits outside da landober fence for service but he makes sures eyes comforbale!
    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
    Tags: pastor ezekiel
    • Brian Dyk
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 48
      #2
      Re: Eyes Gots to Thanks Yous Zeeks!

      Please refrain from posting in your pidgin English. The servants entrance is around back. Watermelon is provided.
      I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HELL!!!

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708
          #3
          Re: Eyes Gots to Thanks Yous Zeeks!

          Originally posted by Brian Dyk View Post
          Please refrain from posting in your pidgin English. The servants entrance is around back. Watermelon is provided.
          How do you know pidgin? Have you been tortured in Hawaii too Bro?
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Eyes Gots to Thanks Yous Zeeks!

              Someone told me that this girl is trying to thank me for something.

              Never let it be said that I don't do my part for the downtrodden.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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