Muslim Terrorists

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Greetings fellow Church Members!

I fear for our allies. We all know that the once great United Kingdom is now permeated with Muslim extremists, but what might surprise you is that Australia is becoming just as bad. Most census reports say that there are almost 300,000 of them. We all remember the riots near Sydney in 2005, and that is only the beginning. Let us not go the way of the British Commonwealth! Terrorism must be stopped!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Muslim Terrorists

A good Christian Aussie(I know it's hard to believe)that I know assures me it's merely a little misunderstanding with some aussie lifeguards. No worse than a pub brawl.

Let us hope she is right. She asked her husband before answering my question, and he says they'll not stand for terrorism in any way.

It was probably some mooselimb complaining about some women in swimsuits. I'll be telling the few Aussies I know, to start pushing them back into the ocean.

[Talitha]

Re: Muslim Terrorists

Well, we all know that Austrialasia is full of the Homer descendants of Criminals from England.
I say let them get on with killing each other so when It's over we can go over there and Liberate their little Island for the USA!

We've then got somewhere other than GITMO to send our Terrorists, Homers, Goths and Lieberals.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Muslim Terrorists

Well, we all know that Austrialasia is full of the Homer descendants of Criminals from England.
I say let them get on with killing each other so when It's over we can go over there and Liberate their little Island for the USA!

We've then got somewhere other than GITMO to send our Terrorists, Homers, Goths and Lieberals.

What a lovely Idea Sister Talitha. Once the penal colony is established, we could regularly bomb the hell out of them to keep our boys in uniform in practice for the real thing.

[Talitha]

Re: Muslim Terrorists

What a lovely Idea Sister Talitha. Once the penal colony is established, we could regularly bomb the hell out of them to keep our boys in uniform in practice for the real thing.

Yes, that's the kind of thing I'm talking about, particularly as the Brits are getting sulky over the fact we accidentally keep bombing their Troops in Iraqistan!
Don't they understand FRIENDLY FIRE!!!

How do you like this new Recruitment Poster I just found on the Innernets? I think It's good............

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Muslim Terrorists

Yes, that's the kind of thing I'm talking about, particularly as the Brits are getting sulky over the fact we accidentally keep bombing their Troops in Iraqistan!
Don't they understand FRIENDLY FIRE!!!

How do you like this new Recruitment Poster I just found on the Innernets? I think It's good............
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I think it's good, but it'll eliminate too many demoncrats. We should charge them at the enemy during the first skirmish.

Perhaps a disclaimer for Godly Republican True Christian officers should be printed on the bottom?