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  • AtheistChurch
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    • May 2009
    • 1
    #1

    Is it okay?

    I've always been a rather lonesome person, growing up I'd spend a lot of time in my room talking to myself.. I would make up imaginery friends to make myself feel better. I am 19 now, and have names and characters for all my fictional friends to help me sleep at night.

    What say you?
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    • Jimmy C Lombardo
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      • Mar 2009
      • 218
      #2
      Re: Is it okay?

      Listen man. First off your totally nuts. Second its time to stop actin sissy and start forgettin about your fake imaginary friends who are only friends with you cus they pity you, and get a REAL friend like JESUS! Got that?

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        • Nurse Clampett
          Jesus's Favorite Nurse
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          • Jan 2009
          • 974
          #3
          Re: Is it okay?

          You're an atheist. Your imaginary friends are real, friend. Real DEMONS! Please get right with God!
          Luke 5:31
          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
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              • Dec 2007
              • 9567
              #4
              Re: Is it okay?

              Originally posted by AtheistChurch View Post
              I've always been a rather lonesome person, growing up I'd spend a lot of time in my room talking to myself.. I would make up imaginery friends to make myself feel better. I am 19 now, and have names and characters for all my real friends to help me sleep at night.

              What say you?
              Lurch, it's not OK to make up imaginary friends.

              You see, when you start talking to imaginary friends when you're alone, that means you're not reading God's Word and talking to God. That makes Him very angry.

              He may even think you're worshipping your imaginary friends, and ignoring Him! Now, if you spent some time reading the Bible, you'd know that Glenn Close's most famous line from Fatal Attraction could just as easily be God speaking to you . . . "I won't be ignored, Dan!"

              Do you want God to boil your bunny, Lurch? He will, if that's what it takes to get your attention back on Him and off Mr. Snuffleupagus or whatever invisible "creature" you've come up with, which no doubt has all manner of supernatural "powers" which nobody can prove.
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                • HatePeace
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                  • May 2009
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                  #5
                  Re: Is it okay?

                  you say yer 19? Why are ya making imaginary friends at that age boy? Make friends with the Good Lord!

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                    • JennyD
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                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567
                      #6
                      Re: Is it okay?

                      Originally posted by LovePeace View Post
                      you say yer 19? Why are ya making imaginary friends at that age boy? Make friends with the Good Lord!
                      Well said, Mr. LovePiece!
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                      Christian Ladies:
                      Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                        • HatePeace
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                          • May 2009
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                          #7
                          Re: Is it okay?

                          Thank you Sister Jenny!

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