DNA Discussion

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Brother Mike,

As a scientist, I assure you that DNA is nothing but a HOMER myth like evilution and the "messy-can department of health". Blood contains GOD'S code for each person (ie whether or not they are going to Heaven, etc). DIE-Nuerotic Acid does NOT exist as the panty-waist scientists would have you believe. As a True Christian(TM) and an EXPERT in all things scientifical I feel that I should shed light on this subject! If you want to call it DNA (Die Now All-HOMERS), then that is fine -- i just wanted to make sure we dont accidentally propagate a lieberal myth any more than we have to).

[Brother_Mike]

Brother Mike,

As a scientist, I assure you that DNA is nothing but a HOMER myth like evilution and the "messy-can department of health". Blood contains GOD'S code for each person (ie whether or not they are going to Heaven, etc). DIE-Nuerotic Acid does NOT exist as the panty-waist scientists would have you believe. As a True Christian(TM) and an EXPERT in all things scientifical I feel that I should shed light on this subject! If you want to call it DNA (Die Now All-HOMERS), then that is fine -- i just wanted to make sure we dont accidentally propagate a lieberal myth any more than we have to).

Are you a True Christian(tm), homer? I rebuke you in the name of our LORD! Go sit in the corner with sackcloth and ashes and think about what you just said!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

I believe that I have followed the path towards True Christianity(TM). My tithing has assuredly been up to par, and I have done a good share of sharing the GOOD NEWS(TM) of Jesus with the sinners both here and on the lieberal, homer-infested "Facebook" boards. If there is, perchance, a step on the way to Salvation(R) that I have missed, please do inform me. I am always open to the advice from Christian Bretheren(TM).

[Brother_Mike]

I believe that I have followed the path towards True Christianity(TM). My tithing has assuredly been up to par, and I have done a good share of sharing the GOOD NEWS(TM) of Jesus with the sinners both here and on the lieberal, homer-infested "Facebook" boards. If there is, perchance, a step on the way to Salvation(R) that I have missed, please do inform me. I am always open to the advice from Christian Bretheren(TM).

It is up to JESUS who becomes a True Christian(tm).

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Pastor Al I believe has checked with Jesus on the Status of my Salvation(R) and I believe that, if nothing else, it is not negative at the moment. Perhaps you and he could converse and get back to me on my current status?