Would YOU die for GOD?

[Bob4God]

As a True Christian, I am both shocked and offended at the number of people who claim to be "Christians" who are hesitant or completely unwilling to die for JESUS.

I think often about being killed for CHRIST, and I am not the least bit afraid. I know that with Obama as President, it's a very real possibility that Christians will be rounded up and put into death camps run by gay thugs and atheists, but still I am not afraid.

What bothers me is that Muslims are raising their kids to be ready to go into battle and lay down their lives for 'Allah,' but many of our children fuss when we tell them they should want to die for the real GOD! What is wrong with this picture?

Revelation 2:10 "Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation ten days: be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life." -Revelation 2:10

Dying for GOD would truly flatter Him, and I am ready for whenever it comes. I know that after I am done being tortured, beaten, spat upon, mangled and deprived of sleep, food and water, GOD will place a crown upon my head and say "Well done, Good and Faithful servant." I can't wait!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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HALLELUJAH!
God was loving enough to GIVE us life! The very least we can do for Him is give it back in return when called upon!

[eliot mayfield]

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What kind of foolishness is die for God? With Jesus and God we have eternal life! You don't die for God, you live for God. The only death is those souls in Hell you wish they could die!

[Bob4God]

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What kind of foolishness is die for God? With Jesus and God we have eternal life! You don't die for God, you live for God. The only death is those souls in Hell you wish they could die!

Indeed Brother, but I am speaking of martyrdom. It would be an honor to have your earthly body killed for CHRIST, would it not?

[eliot mayfield]

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Indeed Brother, but I am speaking of martyrdom. It would be an honor to have your earthly body killed for CHRIST, would it not?

If Jesus wills it, it will be so!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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The only people who should have reason to not be willing for physically die for Jesus are those who don't know where they will be spending eternity. I can almost understand that. If there was even the smallest possibility that I'd end up in Hell, I'd be selfish with my earthly existence too.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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The only people who should have reason to not be willing for physically die for Jesus are those who don't know where they will be spending eternity. I can almost understand that. If there was even the smallest possibility that I'd end up in Hell, I'd be selfish with my earthly existence too.

Fret not Sister! As you and all the True Christians™ here know, we are all destined to spend eternity in Heaven, living in marble-halled mansions! Of course I'd be willing to die for Jesus, it's almost a silly question!

What's a little temporary body death when compared to Eternal Life at God's right hand (the good side!) being doted upon by angles?

Gosh, there are times when I almost wish he'd take me sooner than later, but then I remember that I have so much of His work to do here on earth before I receive my reward in the Hereafter. After all, those Godless sinners aren't going to rebuke themselves! Praise!

[Tertius The Scribe]

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Why, the most glorious day of any Christian's life is when their earthly bodies are destroyed by the hordes of Satanic Forces!

The only thing I worry about after I "die" is the fact that the jealous homosexuals who can't bear children and the vile Democrats will make abortions mandatory for all True Christians™...and then who will preach the fire and brimstone? Papist Harpies and Demons?!?! No!

I say we real Christians must found a new nation under Christ while it is not too late! Otherwise, the Jewish Pagans will use some of their Luciferous Viewdew to place evil spirits in our earthly bodies to fulfill their sick necrophiliac lusts!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Speaking as a True Christian(tm) Pastor, I can truly say that there is nothing I wouldn't do for Jesus. I'd slide down a 100 foot razor blade naked, I'd suck the snot out of a dead negro's nose, I'd chew a bowl of broken glass laced with acid with a smile on my face, all for the love of Christ. Amen.

[Yahweh_is_Yahgay]

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I would wrestle a bulldog in a giant jar of mayonnaise for the one and only saviour, Jesus Christ.

[Miss April]

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Speaking as a True Christian™ Pastor, I can truly say that there is nothing I wouldn't do for Jesus. I'd slide down a 100 foot razor blade naked, I'd suck the snot out of a dead negro's nose, I'd chew a bowl of broken glass laced with acid with a smile on my face, all for the love of Christ. Amen.

Amen Pastor Ezekiel I'd Do Anything Two for the one and only Amazing Lord Jesus Christ What christian whould't?