[AjAjaJajAjajAja]

Re: Hello All

"ALL WORDS I SPEAK ARE TRANSMITTED INTO MY BRAIN BY RADIOWAVES EMANATING FROM SPACESHIP JESUS'S BETELGEUSE SATTELITE, for the words of Spaceship Jesus are PERFECT and FREE FROM NONSENSE."


Yup. Definitely dropped as a child.

[AjAjaJajAjajAja]

Re: Hello All

My IQ is 174, by the way. I was tested in there too.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 174 IQ.




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You kid yourself more and more with every single post you make you clown.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL How can you even take yourself seriously speaking that gibberish? WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Sounds to me like you just made up words in your head and put them together in an attempt to sound intelligent. Fail.

No, it is you, my trolling 4chan web 2.0 lady gag obama myspace twitter miley cyrus jon & kate friend, who has treaded into "epic fail" territory. Instead of analyzing my prophecies and revelations, you simply "fail" to understand the tightly-engineered internal logic of me. I do not "make words up". ALL WORDS I SPEAK ARE TRANSMITTED INTO MY BRAIN BY RADIOWAVES EMANATING FROM SPACESHIP JESUS'S BETELGEUSE SATTELITE, for the words of Spaceship Jesus are PERFECT and FREE FROM NONSENSE.

Allow me to explain to your lower mind:

Colonial Parasite: a memetically-based system that traverses all elements of spacetime to infest agents and subordinate them to its own will.

Homosexual Orca Worship: Referring to the disgusting ceremonies the Homosexual Agenda performs at Sea World where the Orca is a representation of a phallus and brainwashed children learn subtle homosexual orientation courses via the intrinsic reality of the ritual being performed.

Circus Clown Pedophile Propoganda: That concerning the organization of circus clowns to promote pedophilia. Do I even need to explain that?

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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I'm here to show you all that you are mentally deranged and need to be evaluated. Dont reply to my posts dirtbag. Your IQ is lower than my post count.

For your information, I have been evaluated and under the perserverance and honesty of my good friend Dr. Bart Huygens, I was released from a California state facility with a clean record of being 100% Sane(tm), so at least I have some paperwork and credentials to back me up...but what about you?

The words you speak are reminscient of what I've heard in that asylum from straitjacket patients.

My IQ is 174, by the way. I was tested in there too.

[AjAjaJajAjajAja]

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I do believe your mind is swarming with COLONIAL PARASITE INFESTATION in that you will then soon began to beseech us with pleas of HOMOSEXUAL ORCA WORSHIP and CIRCUS CLOWN PEDOPHILE PROPOGANDA.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL How can you even take yourself seriously speaking that gibberish? WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Sounds to me like you just made up words in your head and put them together in an attempt to sound intelligent. Fail.

[Joie the Tool]

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I do believe your mind is swarming with COLONIAL PARASITE INFESTATION in that you will then soon began to beseech us with pleas of HOMOSEXUAL ORCA WORSHIP and CIRCUS CLOWN PEDOPHILE PROPOGANDA. It is best for you to complete the SACRED MICROWAVE RAT SACRIFICE RITUAL

wow was that necesary?

[AjAjaJajAjajAja]

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Why are you here then, Ajajdjaaljazeerajarjarbinks?

I do not see any of the good people of Landover coming over to your neck of the woods on the internet and launching a tirade of ignorance and insult towards you!

I do believe your mind is swarming with COLONIAL PARASITE INFESTATION in that you will then soon began to beseech us with pleas of HOMOSEXUAL ORCA WORSHIP and CIRCUS CLOWN PEDOPHILE PROPOGANDA. It is best for you to complete the SACRED MICROWAVE RAT SACRIFICE RITUAL if you want to hear the TRUTH, which you so seemingly ignore.

I'm here to show you all that you are mentally deranged and need to be evaluated. Dont reply to my posts dirtbag. Your IQ is lower than my post count.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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Why are you here then, Ajajdjaaljazeerajarjarbinks?

I do not see any of the good people of Landover coming over to your neck of the woods on the internet and launching a tirade of ignorance and insult towards you!

I do believe your mind is swarming with COLONIAL PARASITE INFESTATION in that you will then soon began to beseech us with pleas of HOMOSEXUAL ORCA WORSHIP and CIRCUS CLOWN PEDOPHILE PROPOGANDA. It is best for you to complete the SACRED MICROWAVE RAT SACRIFICE RITUAL if you want to hear the TRUTH, which you so seemingly ignore.

[AjAjaJajAjajAja]

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Are you going to contribute anything at all towards the Glory of God or are you going to continue abusing drugs and posting?

LMAO Ignorance is bliss. I have never touched a drug in my life you fuking imbecile. You people are completely brainwashed its friggin sad. It's a shame you cannot live normal lives and be normal human beings. I truly feel sorry for you and your family. It must suck being viewed as freaks by 90% of the population.

[Joie the Tool]

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Are you going to contribute anything at all towards the Glory of God or are you going to continue abusing drugs and posting?

How can you say he takes drugs? You don't even know him. LMAO You fail massively.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Are you going to contribute anything at all towards the Glory of God or are you going to continue abusing drugs and posting?

[AjAjaJajAjajAja]

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And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the level of tolerence, understanding, intellect and intelligence of atheists.

May God smite his enemies.

Your posts make me want to throw up. Knowing your logic, you'll probably reply with something like "That's gods way of showing you not to disrespect him" Or some bullcrap that you pull out of your ass.

[AjAjaJajAjajAja]

Re: Hello All

Nice use of sarcasm sh1tdick.


It's a shame that you exist.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Hello everyone on this peice of shit forum. I just wanted to let you all know that you are some of the dumbest motherpiffleers I have ever seen. You people are literally insane. I cant believe how piffleed up some of you are. Is religion that pifflein crazy? Sorry to burst your bubble you freaks, but there's no "god" that sits in the piffleing clouds and takes care of you when you die. If you beleive in god than you must still believe in Santa Claus and the pifflein easter bunny too I assume? I dont care if you believe in god and want to pray and all that bullshit, thats cool with me......but you guys are seriously deranged. I cannot believe the stupidity I see in some of your posts.

I read a post today about someone saying "Aids travels through the internet". ROFL....Were you pifflein beaten with a stick as a child? Holy shit your IQ must be lower than a newborns. How pifflein selfish can you be? If theres anyone here with above a 4th grade education feel free to enlighten some of these assholes for me. Thats all for now, keep believing in complete bullshit and telling yourself that god is real. You're secluded from society believe me. 90% of the human race looks at you and thinks you're out of your pifflein minds......which you are do not get me wrong.

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the level of tolerence, understanding, intellect and intelligence of atheists.

May God smite his enemies.

[Nobar King]

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feel free to enlighten some of these assholes for me.

I don't think it's a good idea to put a light bulb in there.