[Arethusa]

Re: Undisputable PROOF that GOD made White People in HIS Image

Unmarried women who call themselves 'MS" are either bra-burners or harlots.

Oh. I have never burned bras before, I quite like them, and am definitely not a harlot. "Miss" sounds a bit girlish though, don't you think?

DON'T TRY TO RUSH THE LORD!

It was just an observation! I would never pretend to know what God is up to--he is ever the same, ever unpredictable.

You see, that is how Loving our God is. Despite this Altman fellow deliberately antagonising Him by making unGodly films, He allowed him to live to a ripe old age in order to give Altman as many chances as possible to repent and avoid being cast into the Pit. But he didn't, and now it is too late. As well as being infinitely loving, God is also infinitely unpredictable, so there's no guarantee He won't decide to toss you into Hell tomorrow! If I was you, I'd hurry up, repent of all my sins and arrange a tithe now, just to be on the safe side.

Indeed. This is probably the same plan God has for Castro, right? And Bill Clinton.

I would love to arrange a tithing right now but I am a poor unmarried student depending on her parents. I only have enough money left over for food, the occasional beer, and Starbucks (fake) coffee.

[Enobarbus]

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Oh. I have never burned bras before, I quite like them, and am definitely not a harlot. "Miss" sounds a bit girlish though, don't you think?



It was just an observation! I would never pretend to know what God is up to--he is ever the same, ever unpredictable.



Indeed. This is probably the same plan God has for Castro, right? And Bill Clinton.

I would love to arrange a tithing right now but I am a poor unmarried student depending on her parents. I only have enough money left over for food, the occasional beer, and Starbucks (fake) coffee.

Eat less, it'll do you good, and stop drinking the beer and coffee (that'll do you good too). Give what you save to the Lord. You can indulge yourself in beer and bad coffee, but cannot give to the Lord? Really, Arethusa, how do you think the Lord feels about that? You are robbing him Arethusa. Contact the Landover main office immediately to arrange a tithing regimen; your aeternal soul may depend upon it.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Undisputable PROOF that GOD made White People in HIS Image

I would love to arrange a tithing right now but I am a poor unmarried student depending on her parents. I only have enough money left over for food, the occasional beer, and Starbucks (fake) coffee.

I don't see how your marital status depends on your parents - surely it's nothing to do with them, unless you're planning to marry one or both of them? If you are, I must warn you that Jesus has very little tolerance for Mormonism. Anyway, if you're unwilling to economise on beer or coffee, why not cut back on your food budget? I often find that Jesus sends me the most wonderful ideas when I have skipped breakfast, and had a cup of expresso and three or four beers instead of lunch. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

[John Smith]

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this site is horrible and mean why is there so much hate here we should all get along like family

[Arethusa]

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I don't see how your marital status depends on your parents - surely it's nothing to do with them, unless you're planning to marry one or both of them? If you are, I must warn you that Jesus has very little tolerance for Mormonism. Anyway, if you're unwilling to economise on beer or coffee, why not cut back on your food budget? I often find that Jesus sends me the most wonderful ideas when I have skipped breakfast, and had a cup of expresso and three or four beers instead of lunch. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Awkward sentence structure, nevermind. I was taught that Mormanism was a cult anyway.

I can't skip breakfast--it's the most important meal in the day! And I don't drink beer in the day time, just a social drink when I'm out with friends. I'd like the Lord to work mysteriously with my bank account. Then I could tithe.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Awkward sentence structure, nevermind. I was taught that Mormanism was a cult anyway.

I can't skip breakfast--it's the most important meal in the day! And I don't drink beer in the day time, just a social drink when I'm out with friends. I'd like the Lord to work mysteriously with my bank account. Then I could tithe.

I sense a huge unrecognized potential in this Ms.

[Ixi]

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Are you talking about your signiture pic or the woman in your avatar?

[Marshall]

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Are you talking about your signiture pic or the woman in your avatar?

Shouldn't you both be asking yourselves why you are going to Hell instead of up to Heaven to worship at Christs Glorious feet? Pretty stupid choice if you ask me.

[Ixi]

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I'd rather go to Hell if there is a Hell then kiss someones feet like a servant.

[Enobarbus]

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I'd rather go to Hell if there is a Hell then kiss someones feet like a servant.

That is exactly what happens in hell, you dummybutt. Satan makes you kiss his feet and one or two other places as well that I won't mention in mixed company. He humiliates you for all eternity. Jesus treats you like a sister.

[Enobarbus]

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I'm a Ms. . Don't worry I wasn't planning to see the film anyway. The trailer was boring and surprisingly Castle-Hughes, acting as Mary, looked drugged throughout the whole thing. Very stiff.

Miss Castle-Hughes is a degenerate New Zealand native and is pregnant; those who cast here as Mary will go to the deepest and hottest part of hell. And what do mean she looked drugged? She was drugged; all Maori are, all the time.

[God_loves_everyone]

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I'm not trying to be offensive or start anything when I say this, but this is at least sort of racsist. Growing up, I always thought God thought everyone was beautiful and loved everyone, so he made everyone in his image, despite their race or what they belived in, or who they loved. Feel free to reply however you want about what I said, but please, put at least a little thought into it. Thank you for reading this and hopefully understanding what I'm trying to say. (:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm not trying to be offensive or start anything when I say this, but this is at least sort of racsist. Growing up, I always thought God thought everyone was beautiful and loved everyone, so he made everyone in his image, despite their race or what they belived in, or who they loved. Feel free to reply however you want about what I said, but please, put at least a little thought into it. Thank you for reading this and hopefully understanding what I'm trying to say. (:

Welcome to Landover Baptist Church, and don't worry, no offense was taken. We treat everyone with respect here, as long as they are respectful too.

As to your question, I am a little puzzled by your assertion. What was it that led you to believe that "God loved everyone"? I wonder if you have ever actually read the Holy Bible, cover to cover. I'd like YOU to put more than a little thought into what you are saying here. Can you provide any verses from God's Holy Word to back up your claim?

According to the KJV 1611 Bible, there are several kinds of people that God hates. Unsaved heathen scum, for one.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

Surely you don't want to claim that Jesus loves muslim terrorists, or Christ-killing jews, now do you?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Undisputable PROOF that GOD made White People in HIS Image

I'm not trying to be offensive or start anything when I say this, but this is at least sort of racsist. Growing up, I always thought God thought everyone was beautiful and loved everyone, so he made everyone in his image, despite their race or what they belived in, or who they loved. Feel free to reply however you want about what I said, but please, put at least a little thought into it. Thank you for reading this and hopefully understanding what I'm trying to say. (:

That's a very humanist way of looking at things. God sees things differently.
Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

You see, God says it's appropriate to punish children for the sins of their fathers. Who are we to disagree? So, while we were all created in the image of God, if people sin against God, their children may turn out different.
Genesis 9:20 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:

21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
26 And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

Notice, Canaan didn't actually do anything wrong in this story. Ham did, but it was his son Canaan who got cursed to be a servant. Today's negroes are mainly descendants of Canaan.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I always thought God thought everyone was beautiful and loved everyone

He does love TRUE CHRISTIANS(TM), but kills everyone anyway. It's what He does. Sometimes He tells US to kill people or tribes, or the inhabitants of cities, or witches, and we are obliged to serve Him.

Darkies were created as slaves, and GOD approves of slavery. Look here:

Exodus 21:2, 7, 20-21, 22:3
Leviticus 22:11, 25:39, 25:44-46
Ephesians 6:5
Colossians 3:22
1 Timothy 6:1
Titus 2:9-10
1 Peter 2:18