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  • Luther T Washington
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    • Jun 2009
    • 101

    #1

    All you fine folks are invitied!

    The Colleton A.M.E. Church is sponsoring the 73rd annual Okra Stomp on July 11. Any of you who happen to be in the area are welcome to attend. The focus of course is on fellowship, but those wonderful Okra dishes will be in ample supply. We’ll also have locally caught blue crab, shrimp and crawdads. Jelly-Belly Jackson will be preparing the chitlins and Peep Johnson will be doing the chicken. All types of barbeque will be available including vinegar, mustard, and tomato based recipes. Seed Roosevelt will be bringing a truck load of water melons from his farm. There’s much more, including the Glory Girls who will be singing some good old time Gospel music. So come on by. You won’t leave hungry!
    Have a Blessed day, T-Bone

    1 Corinthians 7:22 For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: All you fine folks are invitied!

    Sounds like a good old party. I'm looking forward to seeing the pictures.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Brother Lazarus
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      • Jul 2008
      • 1062

      #3
      Re: All you fine folks are invitied!

      Originally posted by Luther T Washington View Post
      The Colleton A.M.E. Church is sponsoring the 73rd annual Okra Stomp on July 11. Any of you who happen to be in the area are welcome to attend. The focus of course is on fellowship, but those wonderful Okra dishes will be in ample supply. We’ll also have locally caught blue crab, shrimp and crawdads. Jelly-Belly Jackson will be preparing the chitlins and Peep Johnson will be doing the chicken. All types of barbeque will be available including vinegar, mustard, and tomato based recipes. Seed Roosevelt will be bringing a truck load of water melons from his farm. There’s much more, including the Glory Girls who will be singing some good old time Gospel music. So come on by. You won’t leave hungry!
      It's kind of you to invite us. I've been though Colleton many times on my way to Edisto Beach. I've seen your church and it is quite a remarkable edifice. If I'm not on duty on the 12th I'll make my way down there. My wife does love okra!

      Yours in Christ
      Brother Lazarus
      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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      • VictoryOS
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        • Dec 2007
        • 5389

        #4
        Re: All you fine folks are invitied!

        That sounds absolutely wonderful! I'll try to make my nephew bring me by. I adore the food your people make. Who says coloreds are useless?
        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
        in 2016

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: All you fine folks are invitied!

          Originally posted by Luther T Washington View Post
          The Colleton A.M.E. Church is sponsoring the 73rd annual Okra Stomp on July 11. Any of you who happen to be in the area are welcome to attend. The focus of course is on fellowship, but those wonderful Okra dishes will be in ample supply. We’ll also have locally caught blue crab, shrimp and crawdads. Jelly-Belly Jackson will be preparing the chitlins and Peep Johnson will be doing the chicken. All types of barbeque will be available including vinegar, mustard, and tomato based recipes. Seed Roosevelt will be bringing a truck load of water melons from his farm. There’s much more, including the Glory Girls who will be singing some good old time Gospel music. So come on by. You won’t leave hungry!
          Look boy, if I wanted to listen to a bunch of monkeys chatter and howl, I'd go down to the Des Moines zoo.

          Just have one of the pickanninnies send over some of them hog jowls. I like those quite a bit.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Luther T Washington
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            • Jun 2009
            • 101

            #6
            Re: All you fine folks are invitied!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Look boy, if I wanted to listen to a bunch of monkeys chatter and howl, I'd go down to the Des Moines zoo.

            Just have one of the pickanninnies send over some of them hog jowls. I like those quite a bit.
            I do enjoy the Howler Monkeys they keep at the Riverbanks Zoo in Columbia.

            Jelly-Belly Jackson is a hog farmer and is well studied in pork recipes. I'm sure Jelly-Belly will be cooking up some hog jowls at the Okra stomp. I'll have our youth group package and ship some hog jowls to you. I will make sure they overnight them on FedEx so that they arrive nice and fresh. Would you also like some chitlins and ham hocks?
            Have a Blessed day, T-Bone

            1 Corinthians 7:22 For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant.

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            • Tertius The Scribe
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2009
              • 452

              #7
              Re: All you fine folks are invitied!

              Ah, I shall have to attend, if I can find time in my busy schedule! I absolutely love food coloreds have fried up!

              If I come, you will know, as I will be driving the 4x4 Ford F250 with dual snorkels, and a large cross painted over the windshield, with Gospel blaring from the speakers.

              Thanks!

              Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


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              • Vavoline Johnson
                Mammy
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                • Apr 2009
                • 960

                #8
                Re: All you fine folks are invitied!

                I don see my invitation and y'all is gonna miss out on my macaronis and cheese!
                Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                • Luther T Washington
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                  • Jun 2009
                  • 101

                  #9
                  Re: All you fine folks are invitied!

                  Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                  I don see my invitation and y'all is gonna miss out on my macaronis and cheese!
                  Miss Vavoline this is an open invitation to everyone on this fine forum, so of course you are welcome to attend! Please bring your macaroni and cheese. It will be a wonderful addition to the buffet.
                  Have a Blessed day, T-Bone

                  1 Corinthians 7:22 For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: All you fine folks are invitied!

                    Originally posted by Luther T Washington View Post
                    I do enjoy the Howler Monkeys they keep at the Riverbanks Zoo in Columbia.

                    Jelly-Belly Jackson is a hog farmer and is well studied in pork recipes. I'm sure Jelly-Belly will be cooking up some hog jowls at the Okra stomp. I'll have our youth group package and ship some hog jowls to you. I will make sure they overnight them on FedEx so that they arrive nice and fresh. Would you also like some chitlins and ham hocks?
                    And some of that swampy hot sauce you people mix up.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Jimmy C Lombardo
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                      • Mar 2009
                      • 218

                      #11
                      Re: All you fine folks are invitied!

                      Can we please NOT play twister this time?

                      (Im a still gettin' over bad memories from the prayer retreat party.)

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                      • Luther T Washington
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                        • Jun 2009
                        • 101

                        #12
                        Re: All you fine folks are invitied!

                        Originally posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
                        Can we please NOT play twister this time?

                        (Im a still gettin' over bad memories from the prayer retreat party.)

                        Rest assured Jimmy, there will be none of that, whatever that is, at the Okra Stomp. Is this some sort of Caucasian celebratory rite of which I am unaware? Does it involve uncleanliness and the wearing of the same underwear for several days?
                        Have a Blessed day, T-Bone

                        1 Corinthians 7:22 For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant.

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                        • Luther T Washington
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                          • Jun 2009
                          • 101

                          #13
                          Re: All you fine folks are invitied!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          And some of that swampy hot sauce you people mix up.
                          Indeed. George and Pink over on Edisto Island make the best hot sauce I have ever tasted. They call it 5 Pepper Hot Sauce and it is magnificent. I will include a bottle of it with the care package the youth group has been instructed to prepare for you.
                          Have a Blessed day, T-Bone

                          1 Corinthians 7:22 For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant.

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                          • Luther T Washington
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                            • Jun 2009
                            • 101

                            #14
                            Re: All you fine folks are invitied!

                            Just a reminder! The 73rd annual Okra Stomp is this weekend! Just stop by the Colleton A.M.E. Church for the finest feast you can imagine. The Glory Girls have prepared a fine list good ol' timey Spirituals and Gospel that they will perform! It is all free of charge! Just stop by the Colleton A.M.E.Church in Colleton SC on Saturday July 11th!
                            Have a Blessed day, T-Bone

                            1 Corinthians 7:22 For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant.

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