ive been reading the bibble.........

[Fallen Angel]

ive been trying too read the bible coz i want to learn like i said b4 so i havent been around for awhile n i had other stuff to do............it got really boring im sorry so i had to look for interesting stuff n some of it is good..................i also saw passion of the crhist n i cant believe how horrible ppl were to him especally the jews.........but that was then n ppl were different then so u cant hold that again these days coz the olden days were different...........i will try to read more of the bible but i think i will stay a wiccen...........

[BornAgain]

Re: ive been reading the bibble.........

Perhaps you're starting to see the light! The fact of the matter is that Jews today are the same money-hungry Christ-killers they were 2,007 years ago. They control Hellywood and most major banks in America, and won't stop until they have all the money in the world.

If you're truly interested in the Bible™ and being Saved™, I'd suggest you send a love offering to God's favorite church, Landover Baptist. The fine Pastors here will help you with the rest.

[Appelfap.]

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O, and please it's 'Bible'.

[Fallen Angel]

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i dun think the jews are like that anymore i know there are lots of good jews 2day john stewart is 1 n hes really funny n there are others i like............n i dun think i want to be a chrstian so i dun think ill give u money but if i change my mind an dun want to be a wican anymore i will let u know........applfap i know its bible but it was a mistake u dun make typos???????????????

[BornAgain]

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i dun think the jews are like that anymore i know there are lots of good jews 2day john stewart is 1 n hes really funny n there are others i like............n i dun think i want to be a chrstian so i dun think ill give u money but if i change my mind an dun want to be a wican anymore i will let u know........applfap i know its bible but it was a mistake u dun make typos???????????????

It figures you'd like that leftist Joo Jon Stewart.

[Appelfap.]

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applfap i know its bible but it was a mistake u dun make typos???????????????

It happens, but I would never misspell things like 'Bible'.

[Brother Love]

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Can somebody PLEASE interprete this mumbo jumbo for me in ENGLISH? Fallen angel if you were a True Christian I'd say you were speaking in the gift of Tongues. BUT, since you're NOT then I say a demon has possessed you and is making you speak the way you do. Catch on to JESUS! Turn to the LORD! Keep reading that BIBLE because it has a way of CHANGING SOULS and CHANGING LIVES. And change your name to something TRUE CHRISTIAN too!

[WickedWitch]

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Can somebody PLEASE interpret this mumbo jumbo for me in ENGLISH?

Okay.

I said earlier that I would like to learn about you, so I've been reading the Bible (that's why I haven't been around here in a while, I also had other things to do). It got really boring, so I had to look for parts I found interesting, and some of it is good. I also saw The Passion of the Christ, and I can't believe how horrible people were to Jesus, especially the Jews. But that was a long time ago and people were different back then, so you can't hold the Crucifixion against the Jews today, because it was a very long time ago. I will try to read more of the Bible, but I think I will stay Wiccan (even though I can't spell it).

I don't think that the Jews are like that anymore. I know there are lots of good Jews today. John Stewart is one and he's really funny, and there are other Jews I like. And I don't think that I want to be a Christian, so I don't think I'll give you money, but if I change my mind and I don't want to be Wiccan anymore, I will let you know. Appelfap, I know it's "Bible", but it was a mistake. You don't make typos?

Honestly, Fallen, it isn't that difficult to type like an intelligent human being. It's much easier for readers to understand, too. I don't dislike you at all, but I cannot stand your horrible spelling and completely lack of grammar. You don't need fifty periods to end a sentence; one suffices. You can use three if you'd like to make an ellipse, to indicate a longer-than-usual pause, but using too many looks absolutely ridiculous. Same goes for question marks. One ends a question, two or three might be used to emphasize a question or to imply confusion, but it isn't really grammatically correct (though there are very few people left in today's world who are grammatically correct 100% of the time, myself included [as I've demonstrated on numerous occasions]). I know that you'll respond to this by saying that you're trying to improve your spelling, but I haven't seen any change, and it isn't like it's so much more difficult to type correctly than to use 'Net slang. Try it, you'll like it.