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  • Psychonaut
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2009
    • 10

    #1

    Marijuana use. Might not be in the right section.

    Hello. I am a practicing christian who attends church every Sunday. I just wanted to ask what your veiws were on marijuana use. For me it brings me closer to god it seems. Comments or questions?

    PRAISE HIM! Hello WF...
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Marijuana use. Might not be in the right section.

    Originally posted by Psychonaut View Post
    Hello. I am a practicing christian who attends church every Sunday. I just wanted to ask what your veiws were on marijuana use. For me it brings me closer to god it seems. Comments or questions?

    PRAISE HIM! Hello WF...
    Hello.
    It's no good just practicing at being a Christian.
    We here at Landover are true christian(tm) and we are Guaranteed Salvation.

    Smoking Marijuana is just gonna get you sent straight to Hell.

    There is a Thread about that very subject, so I suggest you go find it.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Professor Tyeisha X
      WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
      Unsaved trash
      • Jun 2009
      • 293

      #3
      Re: Marijuana use. Might not be in the right section.

      There's nothing wrong with marijuana. If you lived here in Northern California, you would think differently, Talitha. We have Humboldt Weed here...best in the world. Not that compacted Mexican-grown "stress" that's all over the rest of the country.

      Marijuana helps open up the mind and develop new perceptions. That is why Berkeley is the leading university in the world with the brightest and best professors. We don't restrict our thinking like you do. We explore the horizons of the mind to journey into new and amazing places, bringing back information and insights the sober mind simply cannot comprehend.

      In 1976, on a vacation in Jamaica....well, I don't want to name drop...but I did smoke out with Bob Marley. He really, really blew my mind. I never met anyone so in touch with the core of reality. He is probably the only man I ever had sexual feelings for, and that's saying something!

      Keep on truckin', Psychonaut. You are the Walrus! <---should have brown skin. Racist smileys.
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      Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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      • Matthaeus
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 27

        #4
        Re: Marijuana use. Might not be in the right section.

        That black man is not speaking the truth!

        Stay away from the NEGRO HERB!

        Under the influence of negro herb you will be more likely to be influenced by satans efforts and possibly become homosexual, paedophilliac or sexually sitmulated and start touching yourself .

        Some weeks ago I have actually read an article about the influence of negro herb and the effects. There seems to be some evidence that people feel attracted to animals after consuming on a regular basis.

        I hope this answered your question!
        Then the Lord said to Moses, “Say to the assembly, ´Move away from the tents of Korah, Dathan and Abiram´” As soon as he finished saying all this, the ground under them split apart and the earth opened its mouth and swallowed them, with their households and all Korah´s men and all their possessions. They went down alive into the grave, with everything they owned; the earth closed over them, and they perished and were gone from the community.

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        • Professor Tyeisha X
          WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
          Unsaved trash
          • Jun 2009
          • 293

          #5
          Re: Marijuana use. Might not be in the right section.

          Originally posted by Matthaeus View Post
          That black man is not speaking the truth!

          Stay away from the NEGRO HERB!

          Under the influence of negro herb you will be more likely to be influenced by satans efforts and possibly become homosexual, paedophilliac or sexually sitmulated and start touching yourself .

          Some weeks ago I have actually read an article about the influence of negro herb and the effects. There seems to be some evidence that people feel attracted to animals after consuming on a regular basis.

          I hope this answered your question!
          You racist Quaker Oats(tm) man! Don't you know "Negro" is a highly offensive, racist term? We are African-American. The plant is not just restricted to our race....

          You know the Greek Philosopher Pythagoras smoked weed as well. Oh wait, the Greeks were black Africans. Okay, maybe it is our plant.

          No wonder you are racist. You are a German. You people elected Hitler. Rassistisches Schwein!
          sigpic

          Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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          • Matthaeus
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 27

            #6
            Re: Marijuana use. Might not be in the right section.

            You could use a few other words of synonyms too...

            Punker herb, Hippie herb, devils chocolate... whatever you want

            I just thought that NEGRO HERB was most appealing to this thread.

            Why is it racist? Everyone knows that all you "african american" smoke this stuff...

            BTW... why "african american"? Do the white people call theirselves like "European American" and so on? Since the majority is not native american (Indian).

            You are the racist sir! Hypocrite!
            Then the Lord said to Moses, “Say to the assembly, ´Move away from the tents of Korah, Dathan and Abiram´” As soon as he finished saying all this, the ground under them split apart and the earth opened its mouth and swallowed them, with their households and all Korah´s men and all their possessions. They went down alive into the grave, with everything they owned; the earth closed over them, and they perished and were gone from the community.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: Marijuana use. Might not be in the right section.

              Originally posted by Matthaeus View Post
              You could use a few other words of synonyms too...

              Punker herb, Hippie herb, devils chocolate... whatever you want

              I just thought that NEGRO HERB was most appealing to this thread.

              Why is it racist? Everyone knows that all you "african american" smoke this stuff...

              BTW... why "african american"? Do the white people call theirselves like "European American" and so on? Since the majority is not native american (Indian).

              You are the racist sir! Hypocrite!
              Colored folks around here seem to be a lot more Uppitty than the one's I have working for me.
              There is one thing we pride ourselves on around here and that's we are not racist.
              You can ask any of my Servants.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #8
                Re: Marijuana use. Might not be in the right section.

                Originally posted by Psychonaut View Post
                Hello. I am a practicing christian who attends church every Sunday. I just wanted to ask what your veiws were on marijuana use. For me it brings me closer to god it seems. Comments or questions?

                PRAISE HIM! Hello WF...
                You're a Christian like my pitbulls are angels. Go push your dope somewhere else, crazyboy.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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