[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Clowns and Jesus

I have an exquisitley bound copy of The Lord of the Rings which clearly states that two hobbits brought the one ring to mt doom Praise frodo

Mocking Jesus will get you nowhere in the eyes of the Lord, son – and it will also get you some fresh infraction points.

[Akercocke]

Re: Clowns and Jesus

there is a finely crafted and exquisitely bound copy of KJV1611, which clearly lays out the very Word of God?</b>

I have an exquisitley bound copy of The Lord of the Rings which clearly states that two hobbits brought the one ring to mt doom Praise frodo

[BNPrep]

Re: Clowns and Jesus

I first realised I had Coulrophobia at the age of 4 which made trips to McDonalds far from the warm fuzzy experience they portrait in their adverts.

Now I know the true reasons behind what felt like a rather embarrasing otherwise childish and irrational problem.

Thank You.

[Praise be to God]

Re: Clowns and Jesus

Don't you have a Bible handy? Do you know about www.biblegateway.com?



Is that the verse you were thinking of?

Yes, that was the exact verse I was thinking of!
I apologize for my lack of knowledge, but at 4 in the morning I'm not quite as sharp as I normally would be (me being a feeble-minded woman I wouldn't be as sharp as the Godly men on this forum, but not getting much sleep doesn't make things any better.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Clowns and Jesus

Pastor Ezekiel, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a verse that says that we should stay away from strange appearances? (I can't think of which chapter or verse right now...)

Don't you have a Bible handy? Do you know about www.biblegateway.com?

I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8

Is that the verse you were thinking of?

[Praise be to God]

Re: Clowns and Jesus

Pastor Ezekiel, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a verse that says that we should stay away from strange appearances? (I can't think of which chapter or verse right now...)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Clowns and Jesus

A MAGIC TRICK IS NOT GOING AGAINST GOD!!!

Wrong again, satan.

Ex.22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Lev.19:26, 31
Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times. ... Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

Dt.18:10-11
There shall not be found among you any one ... that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

2 Kg.18:3-4
He [Hezekiah] did that which was right in the sight of the LORD....
He ... brake in pieces the brasen serpent that Moses had made.

2 Kg.21:6
He ... observed times, and used enchantments, and dealt with familiar spirits and wizards: he wrought much wickedness in the sight of the LORD.

[Talitha]

Re: Clowns and Jesus

There are a bunch of false Christians over at the Clown Ministry.
They mock Jesus by wearing ridiculous clothes and makeup. Then they try and indoctrinate children into joining their false Christian Cult.
Look at this:


Those poor innocent children.
I'm sure that Jesus has an angry face in the background.

If any further evidence were needed:

Jesus weeps

[MidwestCatLady]

Re: Clowns and Jesus

Personally, I cannot recall ever seeing a clown show up that did not scare the heck out of little children. They are evil. Even a two year old knows this. You just try and drag a two year old over to touch a clown and watch them wince and scream. Plus, what do those sickening balloon figures look like to you? You think it is OK for your little angel to witness the construction of such perverted "toys"?

[sotex281]

Re: Clowns and Jesus

okay first id like to state that im a christian and i believe in god, but you people are crazy. I cant believe yall are sitting here calling clowns evil satanic people. okay yes maybe clowns have been turned into evil creatures in movies, or in real life, but they also have been used to make people happy. A MAGIC TRICK IS NOT GOING AGAINST GOD!!! making a dove appear out of nowhere isnt putting down religion in anyway. you people take verses out of the bible and twist them into what you want to hear. i bet god is sitting up in heaven astonished how people like the people at your church and people at westboro baptist church can take his words and turn them into what you do. you are some crazy people and i hope you can see where you are wrong, but.... you probably wont see where you are wrong but w/e

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Clowns and Jesus

See, everyone here jumps to the conclusion automatically that I worship satan.

You travel under the name of Father O'Malley and you call that "jumping to a conclusion - you call yourself a priest of The Whore of Babylon and you expect people to think - "Oh, here comes a reasonable person..." You're deluded - lay off the 'shrooms

THERE IS NO, ZERO, NOT A SINGLE WAY TO PROVE IN THIS DAY AND AGE THAT THE LORD JESUS CHRIST UNDOUBTABLY EXISITS.

You can't prove me wrong either.

You've been wrong before in everything you said; you are an atheist with absolutely no moral compass and you want us to accept your word that there is no God when, before each member of Landover, there is a finely crafted and exquisitely bound copy of KJV1611, which clearly lays out the very Word of God?

Oh and ban me for not beleiving in Jesus. It just further proves that you all are in fact a cult, and are afraid of others opinions, so you ban the users.

Do you really want to be banned? I see you as an asset to Landover, each time you rant and rave, push your drugs and deny Christ, we get people signing up and donating to our cause... No, stay by all means.

Shows everyone that Christians aren't really fair people at all.

Fair? God knows your type.

Ro:16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.
Ro:16:18: For they that are such serve not our Lord Jesus Christ, but their own belly; and by good words and fair speeches deceive the hearts of the simple.

[fatheromally]

Re: Clowns and Jesus

"Magic tricks"? Is that what the catlix call fiddling with kiddies at choir practise? I suppose it says so in your Satan approved NIV, but in the KJV1611, magic is not a good thing.

See, everyone here jumps to the conclusion automatically that I worship satan.

THERE IS NO, ZERO, NOT A SINGLE WAY TO PROVE IN THIS DAY AND AGE THAT THE LORD JESUS CHRIST UNDOUBTABLY EXISITS.

You can't prove me wrong either.

Oh and ban me for not beleiving in Jesus. It just further proves that you all are in fact a cult, and are afraid of others opinions, so you ban the users.

Shows everyone that Christians aren't really fair people at all.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Clowns and Jesus

You don't want your child to be entertained with magic tricks?

"Magic tricks"? Is that what the catlix call fiddling with kiddies at choir practise?

Well you'll burn in Hell for that. The Bible states this.

I suppose it says so in your Satan approved NIV, but in the KJV1611, magic is not a good thing.

[fatheromally]

Re: Clowns and Jesus

Here is what God has to say about clowns:

Job 10:3
Does it please you to oppress me, to spurn the work of your hands, while you smile on the schemes of the wicked?



CLOWNS WILL BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE. THE BIBLE STATES THIS.

Clowns will not burn anywhere. They are there for childs entertainment.

You don't want your child to be entertained with magic tricks? Well you'll burn in Hell for that. The Bible states this.