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  • Godisnotreal
    • Jun 2009
    • 6

    #1

    GOD IS NOT! REAL!!

    Hello fellow humanbeings.

    Just thought i'd drop by and tell you all some important information.

    God is not real. Maybe there was somebody amazing called Jesus and the natural effect of Chinese-whispers has blown his life and all that surrounds it out of all proportion!

    So there you go, stop wasting your life. Get of Landover and buy a Landrover, and not the diesel.

    Live life.

    Thanks
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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: GOD IS NOT! REAL!!

    Originally posted by Godisnotreal
    Hello fellow humanbeings.

    Just thought i'd drop by and tell you all some important information.

    God is not real. Maybe there was somebody amazing called Jesus and the natural effect of Chinese-whispers has blown his life and all that surrounds it out of all proportion!

    So there you go, stop wasting your life. Get of Landover and buy a Landrover, and not the diesel.

    Live life.

    Thanks
    That's some statement.
    Can you prove your statement or are you just another of those so-called "Freethinkers?"

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Godisnotreal
      • Jun 2009
      • 6

      #3
      Re: GOD IS NOT! REAL!!

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      That's some statement.
      Can you prove your statement or are you just another of those so-called "Freethinkers?"
      Can you prove the opposite?

      Why have I got infractions? You put your points across FOR god and you have no infractions.

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      • Johnnyboy
        True Christian™ fisherman
        • Jun 2009
        • 801

        #4
        Re: GOD IS NOT! REAL!!

        Originally posted by Godisnotreal
        Hello fellow humanbeings.

        Just thought i'd drop by and tell you all some important information.

        God is not real. Maybe there was somebody amazing called Jesus and the natural effect of Chinese-whispers has blown his life and all that surrounds it out of all proportion!

        So there you go, stop wasting your life. Get of Landover and buy a Landrover, and not the diesel.

        Live life.

        Thanks
        Hopefully you can accept the True Word of Christ and find redemtion before your soul is committed to hell for all eternity.

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        • Johnnyboy
          True Christian™ fisherman
          • Jun 2009
          • 801

          #5
          Re: GOD IS NOT! REAL!!

          Originally posted by Godisnotreal View Post
          Can you prove the opposite?

          Why have I got infractions? You put your points across FOR god and you have no infractions.
          Yes the opposite can be proven by reading the King James Bible.

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #6
            Re: GOD IS NOT! REAL!!

            Oh, wow now that you've told me God is not real, I'm just going to drop my religion, my entire life, start worshiping Satan and have gay sex while listening to rock music, so I can "live life". You've really convinced me!

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            • Godisnotreal
              • Jun 2009
              • 6

              #7
              Re: GOD IS NOT! REAL!!

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              Oh, wow now that you've told me God is not real, I'm just going to drop my religion, my entire life, start worshiping Satan and have gay sex while listening to rock music, so I can "live life". You've really convinced me!

              My work here is done.

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              • Johnnyboy
                True Christian™ fisherman
                • Jun 2009
                • 801

                #8
                Re: GOD IS NOT! REAL!!

                Originally posted by Godisnotreal View Post
                My work here is done.
                We are not interested in your misguided lack of Faith. Do you have anything constructive to say?

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2026
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: GOD IS NOT! REAL!!

                  Originally posted by Godisnotreal View Post
                  My work here is done.
                  You were already fired.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #10
                    Re: GOD IS NOT! REAL!!

                    Originally posted by Godisnotreal
                    Maybe there was somebody amazing called Jesus....
                    Not maybe, dear friend. There was (and is) Somebody amazing called Jesus. It says so in the Bible, which is God's Word. Therefore, it must be true, since it also says in the Bible that God cannot lie (Titus 1:2).

                    Jesus is the Second Person of the Holy Trinity, and He died for your sins. Think about that: Almighty God temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself to give Himself permission to avert His own wrath. How can you not be grateful?

                    P.S. I have edited your poll to capitalize "God." Please show some respect.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                    • Godisnotreal
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 6

                      #11
                      Re: GOD IS NOT! REAL!!

                      On a serious note guys,

                      I am going to feel sorry for you all when you are on your deathbed wishing you had spent less time worrying about if there's a God..

                      If there was truly a god, terrible, disgusting things would not happen in this world.

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #12
                        Re: GOD IS NOT! REAL!!

                        Originally posted by Godisnotreal View Post
                        If there was truly a god, terrible, disgusting things would not happen in this world.
                        Why not?
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                        • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                          Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2009
                          • 666

                          #13
                          Re: GOD IS NOT! REAL!!

                          Originally posted by Godisnotreal
                          God is not real. Maybe there was somebody amazing called Jesus and the natural effect of Chinese-whispers has blown his life and all that surrounds it out of all proportion!

                          So there you go, stop wasting your life. Get of Landover and buy a Landrover, and not the diesel.

                          Live life.

                          Thanks
                          This is absolutely ridiculous! I know companies want to be on the cutting edge of the advertising world, utilizing Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter to create viral marketing campaigns, but now the people at Land Rover(tm) are going around Christian forums, using the concept of atheism to shock people, then trying to plug Land Rovers(tm).

                          This is advertising gone too far. Admittedly, this Land Rover(tm) PR Rep did get our attention, but at what cost? Now, I am always going to associate Land Rovers(tm) with God-Mocking. It's really too bad, because I was in the market for a high-end luxury SUV and now it looks like I may just go with the BMW X5 instead.

                          Land Rover's(tm) Viral Atheism Campaign has backfired on them. I sincerely doubt anyone is going to buy a Land Rover(tm) now. Go tell that to your boss, Ad Man! We don't want atheism around here!
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                          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                          Hosea 9:7
                          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                          • Johnnyboy
                            True Christian™ fisherman
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 801

                            #14
                            Re: GOD IS NOT! REAL!!

                            This heathen obviously is just here to argue. Nothing of substance, just blowing smoke

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                            • Godisnotreal
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 6

                              #15
                              Re: GOD IS NOT! REAL!!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                              Not maybe, dear friend. There was (and is) Somebody amazing called Jesus. It says so in the Bible, which is God's Word. Therefore, it must be true, since it also says in the Bible that God cannot lie (Titus 1:2).

                              Jesus is the Second Person of the Holy Trinity, and He died for your sins. Think about that: Almighty God temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself to give Himself permission to avert His own wrath. How can you not be grateful?

                              P.S. I have edited your poll to capitalize "God." Please show some respect.
                              Hmm, maybe this would make sense.

                              It wasn't a load of cobblers.

                              I just can't get my head round why some would believe this?

                              Crazy.

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