A True Christian pet

[eliot mayfield]

Anybody know what kind of dog this is? He's been hanging around and I was going to shoot him, but then I saw him doing this:
(see attachment)
And I figured I keep him. Keep down on the evil kitty population. I let him in the house and he fetches my sleepers and pipe just fine! I think he's a good fellow.

[Andreas]

Sir, I think you got confused

This isn't a real cat at all.

It's just a photo modified by some demons.

Yours in Christ

[SalvationSeeker]

Sir, I think you got confused

This isn't a real cat at all.

It's just a photo modified by some demons.

Yours in Christ

He said the dog had been hanging around.. And that he saw it eat a cat.
Didn't you read it?

Do you dare call brother Elliot a liar, Andrew?

[eliot mayfield]

Sir, I think you got confused

This isn't a real cat at all.

It's just a photo modified by some demons.

Yours in Christ

Well, I gave you an infraction point, son.
Never call me or any other True Christian a liar again.

[Andreas]

Well, I gave you an infraction point, son.
Never call me or any other True Christian a liar again.

I didn't call yo a liar

I just mentioned no one should 100% trust non-biblical sources even if they come from good men like you.

Yours is Jesus

[Talitha]

Oh Dear Andrew.
You should never call a True Christian Brother confused nor a liar.

I suggest you repent, apologise, go and pray for at least an hour for forgivness and make a Loving Donation to our Saviour Jesus Christ.

[Andreas]

Oh Dear Andrew.
You should never call a True Christian Brother confused nor a liar.

I suggest you repent, apologise, go and pray for at least an hour for forgivness and make a Loving Donation to our Saviour Jesus Christ.

While I was replying to a post in creation science I was temporarily taken over by demons. They might have guided me in the pet thread as well.

Even so, I truly want to repent. I'll tithe as soon as I find my credit cards.

And to Mr Mayfield: I truly am sorry. That cat looks as real as the Book of life. Forgive me!

But I hope our lord Jesus Christ can forgive me.

Yours in Christ

[Star Finder]

Dog looks better than mine

My pet is sickly



so you are lucky

[Talitha]

My Guard-Cat, Mr Kitler.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Awww Precious!

And I figured I keep him. Keep down on the evil kitty population. I let him in the house and he fetches my sleepers and pipe just fine! I think he's a good fellow.

Aw, Bless his precious heart. He looks like such a good boy. What did you name him?

Maybe you can bring him to Church Services this Thursday night. I saw this kitty milling about on the lawn of the church. We need to be rid of this evil demon kitty.



and then you can give him some kitty treats when he is done.




GLORY!!

Sister Thumper

[Brother V]

Anybody know what kind of dog this is? He's been hanging around and I was going to shoot him, but then I saw him doing this:
(see attachment)
And I figured I keep him. Keep down on the evil kitty population. I let him in the house and he fetches my sleepers and pipe just fine! I think he's a good fellow.

he looks like the younger brother/cousin/nephew of my boy king.

[eliot mayfield]

Yes, I named him David.

Interesting that the second picture was taken in a commie country. Sparta Praha is one of those nancy boy soccer teams in Czechoslovakia.
They were getting ready to make a "Kocka kotejl" after sizing little kitty, it'll be skinned and thrown into a blender alive. The commies then drink it.
Something to do with Karl Marx I hear.

[eliot mayfield]

he looks like the younger brother/cousin/nephew of my boy king.

Verily indeed! These are True Christian dogs.

I was thinking we should open a dog food line called, "Jeezebel" for real Christian dogs.


2Kings.9

1. [10] And the dogs shall eat Jezebel in the portion of Jezreel, and there shall be none to bury her. And he opened the door, and fled.
2. [36] Wherefore they came again, and told him. And he said, This is the word of the LORD, which he spake by his servant Elijah the Tishbite, saying, In the portion of Jezreel shall dogs eat the flesh of Jezebel:

[lilith]

Petal sweetie,DON'T LOOK!
(And if you DO,don't worry that's not a real Kitty)

[eliot mayfield]

No, it is indeed a real kitty.