[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: is there anything in the bible about life on other planets

Just wondering as i cannot recall anything, the probability that life exists on another planet is almost a certainty so why is there nothing in the bible to help us keep the faith as i fear god created another planet that he loves more than ours which would explain all the bad things that happen in our world and why some people choose to bileve in false gods

This is the truth: "The Holy Bible was written by men divinely inspired and is God's revelation of Himself to man. It is a perfect treasure of divine instruction. It has God for its author, salvation for its end, and truth, without any mixture of error, for its matter. Therefore, all Scripture is totally true and trustworthy.

Moving on from there, in Genesis, God creates the moon and the sun and the stars – BUT produces no other planets and, once the earth is populated with mankind, animals and plants His work is done.

There is no other life in the universe.

i like the story jesus tells about the good semareten, if only more people acted like this the world would be a better place

Yes, the Samaritans are all thieves and liars – disgusting people! Yes our Lord actually saw one that did something good. Remarkable – it’s like leaving a nigra in the same room as a pie and returning to find the pie untouched.

i live in a fairly "ruff" area where street crim is an everyday occurance. i am currantly not attending any church as i am studing away at university so i may better serve the lord. insted i reflect regularly in private and having reasently found this forum i hope to become an active member so i can again feel part of a cummunity.

At university? With spelling like that? Are you some sort of experiment?

the lord saw fit to bless me with a spisific learning disability which i see as a test of my faith so please forgive me for any inccorect spelling punctuation etc.

Son, this is not a blessing, it is a curse. I for one am laughing at your misfortune. My servants spell better than you.

i bilive he is punishing me for the sin my parents comintted, as i am afraied i must tell you i was born out of wedlock. however the lord also saw fit to bless me with other gifts such as a good mathmatical brain and a strong sence of righteousness so that i me be a good servent to make up for the sins of my parents.

And here we see the reason for the curse. You are a bastard,

“De:23:2: A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.”

Thus you will never be a member of the Landover Congregation but, if you sit by the open door (and NO BEGGING!) you may pick up enough goodness to pass on to any offspring you have until the generations are fulfilled.

they engaged in pre marital intercorse is that not enough

I’m not sure what you mean – It was clearly enough for your mother, the whore, to give birth to you as a mark of her shame and disgrace.

[James Hutchins]

Re: is there anything in the bible about life on other planets

Good night, Hug Jesus

[vermin wadley]

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it is my only perpos, to serve as best i can.

to do this i require some sleep. so i must bid you a good night

[James Hutchins]

Re: is there anything in the bible about life on other planets

Oh, now I see, you were being clever. Ha ha ha! Your disease certainly did not affect your sense of humor. I know God has a terrific sense of humor. I bet he likes you.

[vermin wadley]

Re: is there anything in the bible about life on other planets

i put it to you as a question saying how long would my triels last and said i wouldnt be able to deal with 40 days and 40 nights as Jesus did. but this was before i knew you were just trying to find a bit out about me.
my deepest apologies for the misunderstanding

[James Hutchins]

Re: is there anything in the bible about life on other planets

Oh, I guess I misunderstood you when you said you only had 40 days (I translated the days into weeks, makes it seem longer). What did you mean then?

[vermin wadley]

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as far as i know i have no dises that will kill me in 6 weeks. this was a question put to me by you where my reply was i have no dises therfore i will not be leaving in 6 weeks, unless the good lord sees fit to take me, if that be the case then i will use my remaining time wisly

[James Hutchins]

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Do you think you have enough time to teach then before you go?

[vermin wadley]

Re: is there anything in the bible about life on other planets

i bileve most of them do, i try my hardest and even if it only improves there maths slightly then the hours of hard work are worth it in my opinion

[James Hutchins]

Re: is there anything in the bible about life on other planets

Ah, I see. No, I was only trying to get to know you. We are all loving, giving Christians here, some are sinners and trying to find their way, others have found God and are trying to help others on the Godly path. If you do not have a disease, why do you only have six weeks? Are you in some sort of trouble?

Well, Solomon, you seem like a good boy. Do the the young students like to to be tuted by you?

[vermin wadley]

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For there is nothing covered, that shall not be revealed; neither hid, that shall not be known. i feel this is fitting for the ocasion luke 12 i think

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: is there anything in the bible about life on other planets

Sol1821, no doubt your name is a reference to the solar eclipse of 1821 (clever name!), indeed there is life among the stars and advanced races of alien civilizations have colonized their own home galaxies. Aliens can be both good and bad since they have free will to rebel or follow Spaceship Jesus's teachings. ORBITING SPACE MOTELS NO DOUBT HAVENS FOR INTERSTELLAR DRUG RUNS AND VENUSIAN HOOKERS OFFERING THEIR SEXUAL WARES TO BUSINESSMEN FROM ALDEBERAN 5.

STOP SMUGGLING OF EXPENSIVE MATERIALS FROM RED DWARF STARS, USING THIS FISSIONABLE MATERIAL TO CREATE GREAT SPACETIME-ARRESTING DRIVES, these homosexual alien scientists think they know how to control spacetime but are in dire moral judgement, for let it be know: ALL SPACETIME EMANATES FROM KALEIDOSCOPIC RAINBOW CRYSTAL GENERATOR DRIVE ON BOARD SPACESHIP JESUS.

Motels suck this arrested spacetime to power their signs. MOTEL SIGNS HYPNOTIZE THE EYE....neon lights send subliminal messages to subconscious brain to engage in nefarious homosexual lust activities and poke your arm full of heroin. ONLY WAY TO STOP MOTEL NEON SIGNS CONTROLLING YOU LIKE ROBOT IS TO "WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT". No doubt Corey Hart was right.

COREY HART NOT JUST A WASHED-UP EIGHTIES ONE-HIT-WONDER, but a BLIND PROPHET OF SPACESHIP JESUS TELLING US HOW TO FIGHT BACK AT MOTEL POWER!!PRAISE COREY HART AND PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS!!!!

[vermin wadley]

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no, no disese but i feel asthough you are testing me as i am new hear


my name is solomon
i have been a cristian for 19 years
i am a vegitarian
i enjoy helping young people who struggle with maths with the number buddys sceam where i have tuted young students

[Miss April]

Re: is there anything in the bible about life on other planets

Welcame sol1821 to the Forums What's your Name? How long have you been a Christian? Please tell us more about yourself

[James Hutchins]

Re: is there anything in the bible about life on other planets

Ah, I see. Both parents.

Trials? What trials? Do you have cancer or some disease that is going to make you die in six weeks? That is too bad and I was just getting to know you.

Regarding faith, I cannot judge another man, that is one of God's many jobs.