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A shark was found in some bicycle lane in Denmark. No signs as to how it got there. Bicycles, as we know, are gay. I think this might be a sign that Jesus is returning. Has anyone heard trumpets?
And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea:
and the third part of the sea became blood;
And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea:
and the third part of the sea became blood;
And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died;
and the third part of the ships were destroyed.
and the third part of the ships were destroyed.
Revelation 8:8-9
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