God bless Harrison Butker! His commencement address brought honor to our Tradwives when he authoritatively proclaimed that all young heifers in the audience
We all understand the gals' impatient longing to be freshened as a Tradwife. HOWEVER, our God does not tolerate imperfection. He has provisos, a couple of quid pro quos, all of which govern His countenance of Tradwife behavior... To begin, He hates fat chicks! Just listen to the derision He directs at them in Proverbs 23:2:
brrrrrrrr.... Talk about an angry God! Now listen to His even GREATER DISPLEASURE WITH FATTIES expressed in Job 15:27:
There's no room in the Tradwife coven for a plus-size female.
Having clarified that, I wonder what other Tradwife requirements you discuss in your counseling sessions with young people. I'm particularly curious to know if a women can be both a Tradwife and over the age of 50. Please share.
are most excited about their marriage and the children they will bring into this world.
Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony.
her face is covered with fat and her waist bulges with flesh
Having clarified that, I wonder what other Tradwife requirements you discuss in your counseling sessions with young people. I'm particularly curious to know if a women can be both a Tradwife and over the age of 50. Please share.
first and foremost at all times. Usually, the
has laid on his heart. My only concern is that he is, unfortunately, most likely a false prophet, on his way to
for not abandoning his Mary-worshipping, statue-kissing, bead-counting, Cathyolick ways. May
minister unto him and set him on the path to
service.
of
,
. Mr. Harrison certainly knows the value of that from reading his
:
. Amen!
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