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  • Lauren Boebert goes full 80s porn star..Why Sister, WHY?!

    This news is so disturbing, I hate to share the photos below showing our beloved Sister Lauren Boebert decked out in full 1980s porn star fashion. Sister Lauren has the look down cold: the hypnotically abundant hair, the deliciously heavy fun-jugs, the clutchably slenderized waist, the freshen-me-big-boy pumps with six-inch heels, and the WWE glamour of a suit and hip-riding black skirt... I can't bear to look. But, our Lauren is dressed like Barbara Dare, when Barbara dared to star in epics such as "MILF Lesbian Sex" and "Orgasmic Orgies Compilation". If your faith is strong, carefully examine the two photos below. The first photo shows the sinful Barbara Dare, and in the second, there's our Lauren Boebert in her full porn-star getup, wiggling her way around a sparsely attended campaign rally in Adams County, Colorado.
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    Last edited by Larry Lee; 05-28-2024, 11:48 AM.
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    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
    This news is so disturbing, I hate to share the photos below showing our beloved Sister Lauren Boebert decked out in full 1980s porn star fashion. Sister Lauren has the look down cold: the hypnotically abundant hair, the deliciously heavy fun-jugs, the clutchably slenderized waist, the freshen-me-big-boy pumps with six-inch heels, and the WWE glamour of a suit and hip-riding black skirt... I can't bear to look. But, our Lauren is dressed like Barbara Dare, when Barbara dared to star in epics such as "MILF Lesbian Sex" and "Orgasmic Orgies Compilation". If your faith is strong, carefully examine the two photos below. The first photo shows the sinful Barbara Dare, and in the second, there's our Lauren Boebert in her full porn-star getup, wiggling her way around a sparsely attended campaign rally in Adams County, Colorado.
    Please forgive me for questioning a fine, gentleman, such as yourself, dear Brother Lee; but, are you quite sure that this is true about Miss Boebert? The reason that I am somewhat skeptical is due to many FAKE NEWS sites posting false information about dear Miss Lauren. Those dastardly insults would be the work of Not-my-President Sleepy Joe Burden's DEMON-rats, and one wonders if they may have used their photoshopping skills to make Miss Lauren resemble that Dare woman. I could be wrong, but considering the FAKE NEWS photos that they have created before (as you shall see below), it would not surprise me — not in the slightest — if this latest photo is fake, too. May we all pray for dear Miss Boebert so that she will be strong during the never-ending attacks from Satan!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
      This news is so disturbing, I hate to share the photos below showing our beloved Sister Lauren Boebert decked out in full 1980s porn star fashion. ​
      I agree this is so unnecessary. A while back she said, "The church is supposed to direct the government." If she would just repeat this, stay with her script, she would win forever. This porn thing will not serve her well.

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      • #4
        The crowd is pathetic - someone has to say it. They really need to do better. Lauren could help by broadening her appeal outside of 80's porn enthusiasts. When I look to countries that are Great Again - China, North Korea, Russia - I see much larger crowds, and real enthusiasm too. The free market solution is right here- why isn't someone calling these guys?
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        • #5
          I think we’re making too big a deal out of Rep. Boebert looking like an 80's pornstar. Heck, there are a lot of people who think I look like an 80’s pornstar, and I’m almost as dedicated a Christian as President Trump is.

          If it turns out that Rep. Boebert is actually a pornstar, there's a simple solution--just cut her a check for $130,000, and it will all be fine.
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