This news is so disturbing, I hate to share the photos below showing our beloved Sister Lauren Boebert decked out in full 1980s porn star fashion. Sister Lauren has the look down cold: the hypnotically abundant hair, the deliciously heavy fun-jugs, the clutchably slenderized waist, the freshen-me-big-boy pumps with six-inch heels, and the WWE glamour of a suit and hip-riding black skirt... I can't bear to look. But, our Lauren is dressed like Barbara Dare, when Barbara dared to star in epics such as "MILF Lesbian Sex" and "Orgasmic Orgies Compilation". If your faith is strong, carefully examine the two photos below. The first photo shows the sinful Barbara Dare, and in the second, there's our Lauren Boebert in her full porn-star getup, wiggling her way around a sparsely attended campaign rally in Adams County, Colorado.
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