Donald Trump's colonic cleanse splashed feces over the debate stage. True Christians™ scream!

[Larry Lee]

I'm soooo annoyed with President Turmp! The colonic tube inserted into the President's rectum BURST at the end of the Presidential debate and spilled the contents of the President's lower intestine onto the stage. The slimy, partially digested remnants of Lady's tenderloin steaks were everywhere, The stench sent the CCN moderators retching to the back of the auditorium. I don't understand how President Trump could let this happen. Furthermore, his staff rushed onto the stage and ripped down his pants to remove the sputtering colonic tube, which revealed our President's silken soft ass to the cameras. What an embarrassment for our Party.

[Adam Fag]

Where you there?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

From where I was sitting, the President-in-Waiting was dignified and reposed - Presidential, even - while the disgusting imposter failed to land any zingers whatsoever. I will admit that the smell was not 100% but are we seriously entertaining that Obama didn't carry his own stench? No we are not.

[Isabella White]

From where I was sitting, the President-in-Waiting was dignified and reposed - Presidential, even - while the disgusting imposter failed to land any zingers whatsoever. I will admit that the smell was not 100% but are we seriously entertaining that Obama didn't carry his own stench? No we are not.

One cannot help but wonder, dear Brother Dr. Toole, if that Barack Obummer reject is somehow involved in the foul smells that Brother Lee has so kindly reported. You might recall, a few years ago, the courageously-patriotic ALEX JONES revealed that Obummer and ary Clinton both smell like sulphur— because they are demons. Perhaps some of that sulphur has rubbed off on Not-my-President Sleepy Joe Burden, and that might be the stench that was permeating the hall on the night of the debate. You can see dear Mr. Jones's proof here:

Somehow, or another, I do not believe that the unpleasant odours had anything to do with our beloved President Trump (and I do apologize for disagreeing with Brother Lee), because, quite simply, our President Trump is always prepared!

[Larry Lee]

You might recall, a few years ago, the courageously-patriotic ALEX JONES revealed that Obummer and ary Clinton both smell like sulphur— because they are demons. Perhaps some of that sulphur has rubbed off on Not-my-President Sleepy Joe Burden, and that might be the stench that was permeating the hall on the night of the debate.

Sister White, you always bring so much clarity to these difficult issues. You and Jesus must have the deeply personal, Bible-thumpingly rapturous relationship that the rest of us can only hope for.

[Isabella White]

Sister White, you always bring so much clarity to these difficult issues. You and Jesus must have the deeply personal, Bible-thumpingly rapturous relationship that the rest of us can only hope for.

Oh, my! I do thank you, dear Brother Lee, for such a wondrous showing of support regarding my life-long dedication to the Work of the glorious . I must say: you have made this old lady blushingly titter! May Almighty bless you as you walk with always — here, at .