~~Convert Me~~

[AmberLeaf]

Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys are girls.

My name is Nick - i'm an Atheist.

I've come here today to ask your thoughts on my theory, I do not want you to avoid these questions nor quote me bible references, i just want a straight answer of your thoughts about what I am going to say:

For years now I have not believed in God and here's why.
Have you ever met God? I have not, I am sorry, but I find it hard to believe in something I cannot see, hear, smell...you get the picture

Have you ever seen a miracle? No, I haven't...have you? Be honest.

Why do you believe in a book thousands of years old? Seriously, Humans were even more moronic back in those days then we are now.

Do you feel you have control in your life? I do, because I know I don't have to follow God's rules.

Where did God come from? ...

Why is God so evil? He kills thousands, he never answers my calls and he hates homosexuals...Wow...is God a Martyr?

Where you scared? Are you scared of what happens after life, I certainly am not...I will die - end of. If I do end up in a eternal pit of hell, fire and brimestone...well, can't be any worse than the world is right now can it?

Smite me down now God, for I shall never embrace you!

Ladies and Gentlmen

I am still here.
Suppose I should thank God, no?

YOU RUN YOUR LIFE

[Ebenezer Wright]

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For years now I have not believed in God and here's why.
Have you ever met God? I have not, I am sorry, but I find it hard to believe in something I cannot see, hear, smell...you get the picture

Have you ever seen a miracle? No, I haven't...have you? Be honest.

Have we ever seen your brain? No, so how do I know you have one?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: ~~Convert Me~~

Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys are girls.

My name is Nick - i'm an Atheist.

I've come here today to ask your thoughts on my theory, I do not want you to avoid these questions nor quote me bible references, i just want a straight answer of your thoughts about what I am going to say:

For years now I have not believed in God and here's why.
Have you ever met God? I have not, I am sorry, but I find it hard to believe in something I cannot see, hear, smell...you get the picture

Have you ever seen a miracle? No, I haven't...have you? Be honest.

Why do you believe in a book thousands of years old? Seriously, Humans were even more mormonic back in those days then we are now.

Do you feel you have control in your life? I do, because I know I don't have to follow God's rules.

Where did God come from? ...

Why is God so evil? He kills thousands, he never answers my calls and he hates homosexuals...Wow...is God a Martyr?

Where you scared? Are you scared of what happens after life, I certainly am not...I will die - end of. If I do end up in a eternal pit of hell, fire and brimestone...well, can't be any worse than the world is right now can it?

Smite me down now God, for I shall never embrace you!

Ladies and Gentlmen

I am still here.
Suppose I should thank God, no?

YOU RUN YOUR LIFE

You are insincere in your claim that you want to be converted. You are a sad little Hellbound troll who thinks God is a joke and that Christians are deluded fools.

You could not be wronger my damned friend! It is too bad you will only find this out when you are roasting in Hell on spit that enters you backside and comes out your sinning mouth. You will surely know then the errors of your ways here today.

For it was on this day that you had your chance at Paradise and squandered it by mocking the faithful True Christians™ on this Godly site!

[James Hutchins]

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Alrighty, Nick the Heathen

For years now I have not believed in God and here's why.
Have you ever met God? I have not, I am sorry, but I find it hard to believe in something I cannot see, hear, smell...you get the picture

Do I exist? Your rules of proof may exclude me. Same goes with your ancient ancestors

Have you ever seen a miracle? No, I haven't...have you? Be honest.

Yes

Why do you believe in a book thousands of years old? Seriously, Humans were even more mormonic back in those days then we are now.

Why not? People have always had something to say. If we should not believe in a old book, when should we start believing them or should we never believe in any printed word?

Do you feel you have control in your life? I do, because I know I don't have to follow God's rules.

Yes I do. I do not follow Gods rules, I live by them.

Where did God come from? ...

The heavens

Why is God so evil? He kills thousands, he never answers my calls and he hates homosexuals...Wow...is God a Martyr?

God is merciful and vengeful. If you wrong him, you will feel His wrath

Where you scared? Are you scared of what happens after life, I certainly am not...I will die - end of. If I do end up in a eternal pit of hell, fire and brimestone...well, can't be any worse than the world is right now can it?

I was scared, I am no more.

Smite me down now God, for I shall never embrace you!

God is doing the dishes, he'll get on that when He is done, I assure you.

Ladies and Gentlmen

I am still here.
Suppose I should thank God, no?

Today..... When your final day comes, be it tomorrow or after ten years of misery (God does like a good laugh), your tumbling fall in to the fires of eternal damnation will not be a good time. If you like, email me and let me know how you make out. It will be J.Hutchins@EternalkBliss.God

YOU RUN YOUR LIFE

I know, I run my life for God.

Do I get a prize for easily answering all your questions?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ~~Convert Me~~

Don't worry. This monkey-worshiping atheist will be "converted" the moment it wakes up in hell. By then it'll be too late.

[MidwestCatLady]

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For years now I have not believed in God and here's why.
Have you ever met God? I have not, I am sorry, but I find it hard to believe in something I cannot see, hear, smell...you get the picture

Have you ever seen a miracle? No, I haven't...have you? Be honest.

Why do you believe in a book thousands of years old? Seriously, Humans were even more mormonic back in those days then we are now.

Do you feel you have control in your life? I do, because I know I don't have to follow God's rules.

Where did God come from? ...

Why is God so evil? He kills thousands, he never answers my calls and he hates homosexuals...Wow...is God a Martyr?

Where you scared? Are you scared of what happens after life, I certainly am not...I will die - end of. If I do end up in a eternal pit of hell, fire and brimestone...well, can't be any worse than the world is right now can it?

If you don't have to follow God's rules than why did you come here? I can assure you 100% that God does answer prayers but you have probably been too absent minded and self-absorbed to notice the small gifts God sends each of us (even atheists) to show PROOF He is real! Most atheists are sad and lonely and lie to themselves everyday because they do want to submit to an authority greater than themselves. . . . I think you need to imagine the skin being torn from your body over and over and over again for eternity while you scream in immortal agony. Proof of God and his power is to notice the destruction which you clearly point out.

You just do not want to comprehend that "you" are not in control of anything.

[White Powder]

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Amberleaf, your body shall be cast into the searing pits of hell, where your skin shall be flayed from your rotting bones with tormented vigour.

God have mercy on your soul.

[Brother Lazarus]

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Amberleaf, your body shall be cast into the searing pits of hell, where your skin shall be flayed from your rotting bones with tormented vigour.

God have mercy on your soul.

Well that was a very strong, yet promising, first post.

Two things however.

First, your name implies racism. Racism is not tolerated here. If racism is not your intent perhaps you should ask one of the pastors to change it for you.

Second, protocol dictates that your first post should be your OWN post on the introduction forum. Please review the Pastor's Rules and Announcements and pay close attention to the "noobs" thread. You may then post your introduction. Please be both polite and informative.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[White Powder]

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Accept my apologies Brother Lazarus, i neglected to read the 'noobs' section.

i realise my name may seem objective toward those of a hued skin tone, and shall kindly ask a higher power onboard the forum to have it rectified.

my introduction shall follow with immediate effect.

with greatest christly wishes,

The Late White Power.