What a great idea!!

[Talitha]

I never thought I'd say this Brothers and Sisters of Freehold, but those backward people of UnGodly New Zealand have come up with a wonderful Marketing idea.
You take a Tomato Ketchup Sachet and put a picture of a child on the front. Put the Tear-off section in an appropriate place and hey-Presto instant Land mine awareness!! The Red liquidoozes out of the childs Leg.

http://www.spareroom.co.nz/2006/09/14/saucey-campaign-landmine-awareness/

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Hey.....Heather Mills-McCartney could be the spokes person. She could hold up her fake leg.

It wouldn't be so bad to have a fake leg. Just think, one afternoon you are playing baseball and break your bat. You could just use your leg.

Or, lets say you are out for a leisurley boat ride and you drop your oar, you could use your leg.

If your spouse doesn't want to wake you up, they could just tack a note to your leg.....

But, yes, that IS a great idea!

Sister Thumper

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I like this idea Sister Talitha. It has promise....I'm thinking we could use a similar idea to promote awareness of the unspeakable sin of baby-killing....

Perhaps we could fill small plastic bags with the blood and small chunks of fetal debris to pelt liebrals with at the next rally in front of that jew doctor's baby-slaughtering clinic in Des Moines? We could even glue them to vehicles with "Pro-choice" stickers on them.....This deserves some thought....

[lilith]

I never thought I'd say this Brothers and Sisters of Freehold, but those backward people of UnGodly New Zealand have come up with a wonderful Marketing idea.
You take a Tomato Ketchup Sachet and put a picture of a child on the front. Put the Tear-off section in an appropriate place and hey-Presto instant Land mine awareness!! The Red liquidoozes out of the childs Leg.

http://www.spareroom.co.nz/2006/09/14/saucey-campaign-landmine-awareness/

"Backward" huh? Didn't you mean innovative & resourceful?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Landover employs hundreds of otherwise unemployable people....usually physically or mentally handicapped, for which we get a good government subsidy, building landmines in our Des Moines plant.

The governments or MANY countries want the products and contract with us to make them in various shapes and sizes. A big seller lately had been the 'Bouncing Muhammad" Qu'uran. It's democracy in action.

[Deaner]

Hey.....Heather Mills-McCartney could be the spokes person.

Sorry to go off topic here, but I heard a story about some news reporters discussing with Paul his recent divorce.

One of the reporters asked "Next time, will you go down on one knee to propose marriage?" And Paul replied "Please, call her Heather."

What was he talking about?

Dean

[Rev. Smitty McGee]

Perhaps we could fill small plastic bags with the blood and small chunks of fetal debris to pelt liebrals with at the next rally in front of that jew doctor's baby-slaughtering clinic in Des Moines? We could even glue them to vehicles with "Pro-choice" stickers on them.....This deserves some thought....

Brother,

I'm quite intrigued by your "aborted baby balloon" concept. Please keep me informed.

[Talitha]

Re: What a great idea!!

Brother,

I'm quite intrigued by your "aborted baby balloon" concept. Please keep me informed.

Well, after many months of research, Freehold Doctors have finally perfected this very thing to save the lives of so many children.
At the moment the Fetus is aborted, a special chute is put in place to allow the baby to go straight into a Balloon which is filled with a special fluid which allow the Baby to continue development.
We are presently having discussion with many Hospitals who will allow us to purchase the unwanted child.

[Petal]

Re: What a great idea!!

i wants 8 of them baby lanterns, Miss.Talitha! i gonna hangs my lanterns outsides in the garden they gonna look so purty at nite an every sinners dark sole gonna lite up when they see my lanterns, it true

[Talitha]

Re: What a great idea!!

i wants 8 of them baby lanterns, Miss.Talitha! i gonna hangs my lanterns outsides in the garden they gonna look so purty at nite an every sinners dark sole gonna lite up when they see my lanterns, it true

Awwww I'm sorry Petal, they aren't Lanterns.
They have REAL Babies in them from Sinful Harlots who just don't know when to stop fornicating.

I'll tell you what, when I go down to the shops I'll get you some of those nice purple tablets sweets you enjoy so much.