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  • God's Favorite Breakfast

    There has been much off topic discussion on other forums and threads about a uniquely American breakfast delicacy. I think it's about time we cleared up any confusion that might exist about the best breakfast given by God to His True Christians.

    Orange Juice
    Two eggs over easy fried in bacon grease
    Grits
    Two biscuits with a side of white sausage gravy
    Three strips of bacon
    Coffee

    This is what God intended. Offered at Cracker Barrel and Bob Evans restaurants everywhere.

    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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    Re: God's Favorite Breakfast

    MmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm
    You know Brother Lazarus, I already had Gods Favorite Breakfast™, but you just whetted my appitite for another.

    I also usually have a ham steak to go with it, and a third egg.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: God's Favorite Breakfast

      Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
      There has been much off topic discussion on other forums and threads about a uniquely American breakfast delicacy. I think it's about time we cleared up any confusion that might exist about the best breakfast given by God to His True Christians.

      Orange Juice
      Two eggs over easy fried in bacon grease
      Grits
      Two biscuits with a side of white sausage gravy
      Three strips of bacon
      Coffee

      This is what God intended. Offered at Cracker Barrel and Bob Evans restaurants everywhere.

      Yours in Christ
      Brother Lazarus

      Brother Lazarus is indeed correct. This tasty bit of Southern Americana is Gods Favorite Breakfast. In fact, I'm still shocked how our forefathers were unable to defeat the yankees in the War of Northern Aggression, and had to settle for a draw. Our boys shoulda been able to whip em good after a breakfast like that.

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      • #4
        Re: God's Favorite Breakfast

        Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
        There has been much off topic discussion on other forums and threads about a uniquely American breakfast delicacy. I think it's about time we cleared up any confusion that might exist about the best breakfast given by God to His True Christians.

        Orange Juice
        Two eggs over easy fried in bacon grease
        Grits
        Two biscuits with a side of white sausage gravy
        Three strips of bacon
        Coffee

        This is what God intended. Offered at Cracker Barrel and Bob Evans restaurants everywhere.

        Yours in Christ
        Brother Lazarus
        Brother Lazarus you are making my mouth water. I may have to go to a Lizard Thicket tomorrow morning!

        My father the late Abner J. (Ham Bone) Washington used to prepare this meal for the Friday men's fellowship group at the Colleton A.M.E. Church. Needless to say he was a very popular man. He did add an extra side of country ham, smoked in our own smokehouse out our farm.
        Have a Blessed day, T-Bone

        1 Corinthians 7:22 For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant.

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        • #5
          Re: God's Favorite Breakfast

          Even that delicious breakfast needs a little variety. Once in a while I might prefer some fresh canned jam on my biscuits in-stead of gravy.

          When I'm still full from yesterday's breakfast, sometimes I just have a nice bowl of cream of wheat with just the right amount of salt.

          And don't forget the most social of all breakfasts: Pancakes!
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: God's Favorite Breakfast

            I sometimes substitute the grits for hashbrowns. Mmmmmmm...

            My friend, George Bob, has repeatedly told me that you can procure this breakfast at the "Waffle House", his favorite eatery. Does anyone have any information on this "Waffle House"?

            Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


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            • #7
              Re: God's Favorite Breakfast

              Waffle Houses are every five miles where I am. 24/7 breakfasts.......
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #8
                Re: God's Favorite Breakfast

                this indeed sounds like a wholesome and moreish break to the fast of slumber, would the addition of a fried tomato or two perhaps aid in the dietary requirements of a strong christian?

                Amen

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                • #9
                  Re: God's Favorite Breakfast

                  Originally posted by White Power View Post
                  this indeed sounds like a wholesome and moreish break to the fast of slumber, would the addition of a fried tomato or two perhaps aid in the dietary requirements of a strong christian?

                  Amen
                  Here in the south we fry our green tomatos. Unfortunately your butchery of the English language is causing me to lose my appetite.

                  Yours in Christ
                  Brother Lazarus
                  In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                  • #10
                    Re: God's Favorite Breakfast

                    Jam on your biscuits? I go for honey. Not that light stuff, but the dark kind. If you follow a bear around he'll lead you to a tree with honey and you can kill him after he shows you and have a lot of meat and honey too. But it's best to cut the tree down and start a small brush fire in the acre surrounding the tree to smoke the bees out.
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • #11
                      Re: God's Favorite Breakfast

                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                      Jam on your biscuits? I go for honey. Not that light stuff, but the dark kind. If you follow a bear around he'll lead you to a tree with honey and you can kill him after he shows you and have a lot of meat and honey too. But it's best to cut the tree down and start a small brush fire in the acre surrounding the tree to smoke the bees out.
                      I have heard that Yankees, especially those from New England, enjoy honey, and even jam, on biscuits. I find the thought nauseating, but to each their own I suppose. I'm sure Bobby Lee didn't soak his biscuits in honey. Bisquits are to be served smothered in sausage gravy.
                      Yours in Christ
                      Brother Lazarus
                      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                      • #12
                        Re: God's Favorite Breakfast

                        Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                        Bisquits are to be served smothered in sausage gravy.
                        Yours in Christ
                        Brother Lazarus
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                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #13
                          Re: God's Favorite Breakfast

                          Might I ask what is God's Favorite Breakfast for women? Or is that meal for both men and women?

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                          • #14
                            Re: God's Favorite Breakfast

                            Originally posted by ashley_unsaved View Post
                            Might I ask what is God's Favorite Breakfast for women? Or is that meal for both men and women?
                            I believe a question such as this belongs in the women only areas of the forum.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #15
                              Re: God's Favorite Breakfast

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              I believe a question such as this belongs in the women only areas of the forum.
                              Which section is that? I only see the men's only section

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