Victims of Michael Jackson, There is Hope!

[Larry Lee]

Michael Jackson's casket is on display in Los Angeles this morning, but where's the outreach to those untold hundreds of thousands of unfortunate catamites, who Michael Jackson used as his receptacles of depravity, when he was alive?

Here at Landover, we haven't forgotten the victims of Michael Jackson's lust. Just this morning, Pastor Deacon Fred twittered about the 24-hour hotline that Landover has established, in hopes of healing the ripped anuses and torn hymen (mostly ripped anuses; although I speak metaphorically, of course) that Michael Jackson rent asunder.

If YOU were abused by Michael Jackson, Landover's operators are standing by to receive your love gift, donation, pledge, and testimony to sordid abuse, which you endured at Michael Jackson's hands:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0402/livecounseling.html

[Talitha]

Re: Victims of Michael Jackson, There is Hope!

His victims will have to live with the memory of being groped by a white Sequinned glove for the rest of their lives.

Let us also not forget the millions of Pre-born Children he murdered during his moments of lust with these unfortunates.
Jesus must have been more than a little busy sifting through all that spilled Seed looking for Souls that may be worth Saving.
if only they too had access to our Helpline.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Victims of Michael Jackson, There is Hope!

I know Christ can prevail in their shattered lives and bowels, but I just about want to vomit contemplating the horrors Our Lord and Savior will have to wade through to save these unfortunate waifs !!!

Jesus, make me stronger to confront these EVILS !!

AMEN !!

[Nobar King]

Re: Victims of Michael Jackson, There is Hope!

I imagine that his victims will soon come forward and request a portion of his estate.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Victims of Michael Jackson, There is Hope!

Are there enough donor sphincters and colons to mend their violated pudendas ??

[James Hutchins]

Re: Victims of Michael Jackson, There is Hope!

Do you think MJ got a bit stinky by day's end, sitting in the hot sun?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Victims of Michael Jackson, There is Hope!

I am working on an idea to these and other molestered children.

I realize donor sphincters and colons will always be in short supply, so perhaps we might help these kids in other way.

Christian Colostomies !!


The idea is, knowing these kids have been violated most horribly, we can simply remove the segments of their persons that have been abused and let them join the ranks of the ostomy people.

This plan also has the enhanced benefit in that it recognizes many molested kids grow up to become molesters themselves, and by removing their defiled organs, what is left of them will be more amenable to Salvation !!



What do you think, with MJs estate could we set up a Christian Colostomy program and help these kids reclaim their lives ??

[JoeJackson]

Joe Jackson reporting in

Do you think MJ got a bit stinky by day's end, sitting in the hot sun?

Hehehe, no, my boy did nto get stinky. We had him hooked up to the Frigidaire.

There is no estate money from my boy. He dieds in debt close to $500,000,000.00 (that is a lot of money). Fortunately, his little white kids have their own trust funds so those little shitschildren are taken care of. Those trust are iron clad. I tested to see if there was a way to access the money and found none. Even Rev. Sharpton helped me (see, we can all get along) with no luck. All proceeds from the big show yesterday cannot be attached as they fall under the "Joe Jackson Productions" umbrella. Well, time for bed, just got back to my hotel room after going to partiesmemorial gatherings all night.

Well, lookey here..... Lo-Li-Taaaaahs!

We still have tickets, gloves and masks for you collectors, don't be shy.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Victims of Michael Jackson, There is Hope!

The biggest impediment to financial prosperity in the world of Michael Jackson Incorporated, was Michael Jackson !!


With Michael now conveniently out of the way, if JoeJackson is willing to consecrate his life to Landover Baptist, I feel it is a sure thing the blessings will be a rich torrent indeed !!