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  • Daniel
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2007
    • 113

    #1

    The wall is being built

    Originally posted by Daniel View Post
    Arrangements are being made to replace the fence with a reinforced marble wall on February 27th.
    As promised above, the construction of a reinforced wall made of marble to replace the old chain link fence, is under way. Construction should be complete within a few days. No more Nigras are going to steal my pies!
  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #2
    Re: The wall is being built

    Originally posted by Daniel View Post
    As promised above, the construction of a reinforced wall made of marble to replace the old chain link fence, is under way. Construction should be complete within a few days. No more Nigras are going to steal my pies!
    Perhaps you could start a ministry to them, encouraging them to become ex-Negroes, like our Remy LeBeau?

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    • Poetic Peter
      Christian Poet Emeritus
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2006
      • 1696

      #3
      Re: The wall is being built

      Marble is all well and good--but melts in acid rain. Yours is coal country.
      Our nation runs on coal, and more of it, please!
      Anywho, granite is no more in cost and shatters less when bulletstruck.

      Speaking of costs. We used to have a local "rodent" problem.
      Although I mentioned this old standby product, Rough on Rats, in another thread,
      it is worth citing again.
      Think of duck decoys? Now think of poisonberry pie

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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892

        #4
        Re: The wall is being built

        Now now..
        Part of my job involves property development, and let me tell you that marble just won't cut it when it comes to security reasons..
        It just isn't solid enough, and one can't be too careful.

        What you need to do is get a wall made out of something like reinforced concrete covered with thick steel plate and topped off with (electrified) barbed wire.
        Sure, it doesn't look as pretty as marble, but it keeps those thieving negros at a good distance.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • lilith
          Night Hag
          • Sep 2006
          • 1232

          #5
          Re: The wall is being built

          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
          Now now..
          Part of my job involves property development, and let me tell you that marble just won't cut it when it comes to security reasons..
          It just isn't solid enough, and one can't be too careful.

          What you need to do is get a wall made out of something like reinforced concrete covered with thick steel plate and topped off with (electrified) barbed wire.
          Sure, it doesn't look as pretty as marble, but it keeps those thieving negros at a good distance.

          Oh good,it doesn't sound too heavy so it won't affect the tun...um..it won't do too much damage should it fall during an earthquake.
          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
            Scientific Advisor
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2373

            #6
            Re: The wall is being built

            I assure you that our ever-vigilant security is more than adequate in preventing any un-wanted visitors. I suggest you find someone else to bother!
            Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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            • Poetic Peter
              Christian Poet Emeritus
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2006
              • 1696

              #7
              No wall's tall enough...

              If we crossbred Lilith with a paramour
              black enough to cancel white
              we'd have no pies, no more.

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729

                #8
                Re: The wall is being built

                Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                I assure you that our ever-vigilant security is more than adequate in preventing any un-wanted visitors. I suggest you find someone else to bother!
                Why not plant some nice shrubbery outside the wall?

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