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  • Miss April
    Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 685

    #46
    Re: Was Billy Mays Saved?

    Originally posted by DrAussie View Post
    RIIIIGHT. No, I'm sure Jesus is probably having a hoot up in Heaven laughing at your posts.

    Jesus: Man, she think she has this guy pegged. Boy is she wrong. *laughs* Well, time to go back to being God/Holy Spirit and watching over the Earth. *logs out of Windows XP Holy Edition*

    No I'm Sure he is Laughing Cause soon he is going to send your Useless ass right to Hell where you belong See Jesus loves my Posts unlike yours Which he Hates God will not be Mocked so you think your God? i whould Watch God really Hates that But oneday I will be with Jesus and you will be Hell forever your good friend the devil but you don't mind since your a Queer right?


    Most people ENJOY complements. Rather me call you an ugly old hag? I think not.
    I called you what you are Fool but i don't like unsaved Men giving me complements only my Husband can do that

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    • DrAussie
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2009
      • 35

      #47
      Re: Was Billy Mays Saved?

      Originally posted by Miss April View Post
      I called you what you are Fool but i don't like unsaved Men giving me complements only my Husband can do that
      How do you know I'm unsaved? If you would have read my introduction thread maybe you would have a whole new viewpoint on me.

      Though you may be weirded out by the fact a 13 year old called you hot. XD

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      • Miss April
        Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2009
        • 685

        #48
        Re: Was Billy Mays Saved?

        Originally posted by DrAussie View Post
        How do you know I'm unsaved? If you would have read my introduction thread maybe you would have a whole new viewpoint on me.

        Though you may be weirded out by the fact a 13 year old called you hot. XD
        I can just Tell I'm a True Christian We know things I thought you were only a little boy i knew i was right Well Jesus Brought you here for a reason Friend That was to Repent now are you ready to? ps do you really live in a Box are you poor? If you need help just let me know and I will read your introduction right now!

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        • DrAussie
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2009
          • 35

          #49
          Re: Was Billy Mays Saved?

          Originally posted by Miss April View Post
          I can just Tell I'm a True Christian We know things I thought you were only a little boy i knew i was right Well Jesus Brought you here for a reason Friend That was to Repent now are you ready to? ps do you really live in a Box are you poor? If you need help just let me know and I will read your introduction right now!
          No... I don't repent in front of Atheists like yourself, though I do find the way you mock fundamentalist Christians to be somewhat funny.

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          • JRFinn
            Doubting Thomas
            • Jun 2009
            • 204

            #50
            Re: Was Billy Mays Saved?

            If Billy Mays wanted Salvation™, he should have been selling it himself. Just kidding, I frelling loved that guy. Rest in peace, Billy.

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            • Eugene Hackwith
              Farmer for Christ™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 736

              #51
              Re: Was Billy Mays Saved?

              I don't fully know his background, but Billy Mays could have been a great Baptist preacher, with that booming voice of his. I imagine that no one in the church would fall asleep while he was testifying to the word of the Lord. Too bad he chose to peddle junk on the idiot box instead...
              A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

              Psalm 139:19-20
              Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
              For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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              • TC Patriot
                AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2008
                • 1060

                #52
                Re: Was Billy Mays Saved?

                Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
                I don't fully know his background, but Billy Mays could have been a great Baptist preacher, with that booming voice of his. I imagine that no one in the church would fall asleep while he was testifying to the word of the Lord. Too bad he chose to peddle junk on the idiot box instead...
                Billy was 100% American. What a great capitalist! He sold nothing unChristian or unAmerican. He didn't sell any sissy stuff. He was a manly man. I would like to believe Billy is in Heaven.

                According to Wikipedia Billy was a Republican. That certainly make me think he was a Godly man. Let's sum this up. Godly, Republican, Manly Capitalist. That sounds like a candidate for heaven to me. I would like it if the Pastors could weigh in on this one. If God were to put it to a vote I would vote Billy Mays into heaven. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays#Personal_life

                Billy sold a lot of cleaning product and cleanliness is next to Godliness.




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