[WickedWitch]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

OH YES THEY WILL! WE, SATANIST, SHALL SINGLE-HANDEDLY, WITH HELP OF OUR UNHOLY GOD: SATAN SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!! YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT SHALL BE ENDED. THE GOD YOU KNOW IS NOTING BUT FAKE. SATAN IS REAL, JOIN US AND BE ENDOWED IN ETERNITY OF PARADISE. HEAVEN IS NOTING BUT A LIE.

CHRISTIANITY WILL FALL AND KISS OUR SATANIST FEETS!!! <-- Psst... You've double-pluralized that. "Feet" is already the plural of "foot": one foot, two feet; "feets" isn't a word.

There's something I want you to do for me: Look down at your keyboard. Are you looking? Good. Now look for the "A" key; you've used it several times, so I'm sure you know where it is. Have you found it? Great! We're getting somewhere. Now look just beside it to the left. See that? That's the Caps Lock key, and pushing it makes all your letters uppercase - all you have to do to solve this problem is to push it again, and your letters will go back to being lowercase.

Sheesh, my mind can still not comprehend the stupidity of this guy. Are you a genuine Satanist or just saying that for shock value? What kind of Satanist?

I'm guessing that It actually has very basic knowledge of Satanism, well, Traditional Satanism at least. Proof being right here:

THE UNHOLY MERCIFUL GOD SATAN/LUCIFER HAS A SPECIAL PLACE FOR TRASH LIKE YOU: ETERNAL TORTURE ROOM. HOWEVER, SATAN IS VERY MERCIFUL, JOIN US AND FOREVER BE ENDOWED IN PARADISE!

Satan and Lucifer are two different deities. A Traditional Satanist would know this, whereas a Modern Satanist wouldn't really care.

Is there really a variety? Well, I guess obese and morbidly obese are slightly different...

Yes, there is a variety. Modern and Traditional Satanism are as different as night and day. You see, Modern Satanists are atheists who weren't loved enough as children and thus feel the need to worship themselves; when a Modern Satanist says, "Ave Satanas," what s/he is actually saying is, "Hail me!" In Traditional Satanism, there is an actual deity (Satan) being worshipped and when a TS says, "Ave Satanas," they are actually speaking to their god. Thus Modern Satanism isn't a religion at all (as there's no deity whatsoever, and the name Satan is used to give a name to and describe all primal urges/needs/desires), but Traditional Satanism is a religion.

P.S What does weight have to do with religion really? If you really are a master debater you should give proper information.

Be careful what you wish for: you'll get Bible quotes.

Wash is definitely a master debator.
I don't think anyone could doubt his enthusiasm in the area of mass debating.

!!!

Right, you disgraceful heathen -- that is an infraction for insulting Wash O'Hanley. And you deserve another 1000 odd points for reguritating one of the oldest jokes on the planet.

And whomever it was that gave Mr. O'Hanley that title is just as guilty. I've already said this before: you Landoverites deliberately post sexual innuendos and double-entendres and then tell someone that they're perverted when they point them out.

It's so nice to see that they're teaching computer skills in the special education classes. *Giggles*


ONLY ONE person does something SINGLE-HANDEDLY, not a crew of people with help from Santa Claus! That's not SINGLE-handed! Yes! Thank you! I was going to point this out, but you've already done it. You, sir, get a Gold Star and a cookie!

Now, I have a couple of questions for you:

Why do you hate English? What did it ever do to you?

I don't know why, but a vast majority of teenagers hate English... It (English) must be sneaking around doing naughty things for so many people to hate it so much...

Do you think He's intimidated by you limp-wristed homersexuals?

We're not shocked, nor scared by you.

It's really sad (by which I mean both lamentable and pathetic), but there are so many people who use their beliefs (or lack thereof) and/or practices to do those exact things: intimidate, shock, and scare. They walk around beating their chests for attention, using their beliefs and practices as some kind method of gaining respect and fear. When people do that it really pisses me off for two reasons: one, it embarrasses everyone who shares those beliefs; and two, it makes those beliefs look like they are something that they are not, or like a complete joke.

=SATANIST=, if you are a Modern Satanist, then you doesn't have to worry about embarrassing Modern Satanism; how do you embarrass atheists?? But if you're going to be strutting around announcing yourself as a Traditional Satanist, you might want to consider about how your behaviour is reflecting upon your religion.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

[Ungodly gibberish removed.]

Why do you try to insult Jesus? Do you think He's intimidated by you limp-wristed homersexuals?
Do you want to die and go to hell this bad?


We're not a bunch of false Christians, homer.. We're not shocked, nor scared by you.
We are warriors of God, not afraid to blood our swords.
The Holy Bible tells us that EVERY knee must bend before God, yours included.
You are going to accept Jesus Christ as your personal saviour, or you are going to die and burn in hell! NO ALTERNATIVES!
Your corpse shall be dung upon the ground, and food for the birds of the sky! And your soul will burn in hell FOREVER!
Praise God!

And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth:
And all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
Revelation 19:21

[OnYourKnees]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

OH YES THEY WILL! WE, SANTAIST, SHALL SINGLE-HANDEDLY, WITH HELP OF OUR UNHOLY GOD: SANTA SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!! YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT SHALL BE ENDED. THE GOD YOU KNOW IS NOTING BUT FAKE. SANTA IS REAL, JOIN US AND BE ENDOWED IN ETERNITY OF PARADISE. HEAVEN IS NOTING BUT A LIE.

CHRISTIANITY WILL FALL AND KISS OUR SANTAIST FEETS!!!

It's so nice to see that they're teaching computer skills in the special education classes. How old are you, and still believing in the lies your parents told you about Santa?

Oh, yes. Santa's a myth. A lie parents tell kids to get them to behave.

What, you really believed that there is a fat man sitting at the north pole peeping in on everything every child does in the whole world like some pedophilic voyeur with attention deficit disorder, obsessively keeping track of their every action, and meting out rewards each Christmas?

Come now. Pull that sticky-sweet candy cane out of your mouth and realize how ridiculous you sound! Even "special needs" kids can figure out that Santa's not real!

Since you're clearly impaired intellectually, I won't bother to comment on your inability to distinguish between a religion (Christianity) and individual people. I see no need to do more than touch on the fact that

ONLY ONE person does something SINGLE-HANDEDLY, not a crew of people with help from Santa Claus! That's not SINGLE-handed!

Now, I have a couple of questions for you:

Why do you hate English? What did it ever do to you?

Why do you hate Jesus? All He wants is for you to obey His every command so you may live eternity in service to Him, rather than burning in an unquenchable lake of fire. (A rather good deal, if you ask me.) Yet you spit in His face by worshipping a mythical obese pervert who is trying to steal Christmas from Baby Jesus!

You Santaists make me sick!

[roserougesang]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

It was a joke if you understand the thing called 'humor'.

If free-thinking is so bad then leave me to do so and worry about 'saving' yourselves

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

The sad thing is that this is just what satan wants you to think. You are so within his grasp that you cannot see the Truth if it smacked you upside the face!

[roserougesang]

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I thought Pastor Al had banned you... Satan obviously is looking after his own.

I guess it's the same as 'God' looking after the rest of you lot ^^

Quoting Spiritual Cramp by Christian Death
'Satan is by far the kindest guest'
Also makes a good house-guest that red devil

[Enobarbus]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

There are a variety but I can only recall 3 at the moment without searching the internet. There's LaVeyan Satanists, 'First Church of Satan' satanists and those guys that worship Satan as a god (forgotten the name of them).

They're all rather different I assure you

P.S What does weight have to do with religion really? If you really are a master debater you should give proper information.

Brother Wash was making an anology. He isn't saying weight has anything to do with religion. Brother Wash is a master debater and is skilled in all rhetorical devices such as analogy, metaphor, etc. You would do well, Rose, not to criticise him unless you know exactly what you are talking about. The subtlety and sophistication of Brother Wash's use of language is well beyond the comprehension of most normal people, let alone that of a muddled and confused gothic.

[Enobarbus]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Wash is definitely a master debator.
I don't think anyone could doubt his enthusiasm in the area of mass debating.

Right, you disgraceful heathen -- that is an infraction for insulting Wash O'Hanley. And you deserve another 1000 odd points for reguritating one of the oldest jokes on the planet. What are you doing here anyway? I thought Pastor Al had banned you... Satan obviously is looking after his own.

[lilith]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Wash is definitely a master debator.
I don't think anyone could doubt his enthusiasm in the area of mass debating.

[roserougesang]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

There are a variety but I can only recall 3 at the moment without searching the internet. There's LaVeyan Satanists, 'First Church of Satan' satanists and those guys that worship Satan as a god (forgotten the name of them).

They're all rather different I assure you

P.S What does weight have to do with religion really? If you really are a master debater you should give proper information.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Sheesh, my mind can still not comprehend the stupidity of this guy. Are you a genuine Satanist or just saying that for shock value? What kind of Satanist?

Is there really a variety? Well, I guess obese and morbidly obese are slightly different...

[roserougesang]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

OH YES THEY WILL! WE, SATANIST, SHALL SINGLE-HANDEDLY, WITH HELP OF OUR UNHOLY GOD: SATAN SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!! YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT SHALL BE ENDED. THE GOD YOU KNOW IS NOTING BUT FAKE. SATAN IS REAL, JOIN US AND BE ENDOWED IN ETERNITY OF PARADISE. HEAVEN IS NOTING BUT A LIE.

CHRISTIANITY WILL FALL AND KISS OUR SATANIST FEETS!!!

Sheesh, my mind can still not comprehend the stupidity of this guy. Are you a genuine Satanist or just saying that for shock value? What kind of Satanist?

[Deaner]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

OH YES THEY WILL! WE, SATANIST, SHALL SINGLE-HANDEDLY, WITH HELP OF OUR UNHOLY GOD: SATAN SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!! YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT SHALL BE ENDED. THE GOD YOU KNOW IS NOTING BUT FAKE. SATAN IS REAL, JOIN US AND BE ENDOWED IN ETERNITY OF PARADISE. HEAVEN IS NOTING BUT A LIE.

CHRISTIANITY WILL FALL AND KISS OUR SATANIST FEETS!!!

umm...you do know that satan was one of God's fallen angels right? If God doesn't exist, neither does satan. Now if you acknowledge that as correct, you should also know that Jesus is coming real soon to kick satan's ass. It's a done deal, it's in the Bible.

Soooooo...

Are you making this all up as you go along? Do you have any scripture to back up your case? Are you a homer?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

You are now on mod preview until you can find a.) the caps lock key, and b.) a copy of the Holy Bible. I have a feeling we'll be waiting a while.

[=SATANIST= (On Moderation)]

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liar liar pants on higher go and light the lake of fire

Sheesh, and on a Sunday too. satan has so little respect for us.

THE UNHOLY MERCIFUL GOD SATAN/LUCIFER HAS A SPECIAL PLACE FOR TRASH LIKE YOU: ETERNAL TORTURE ROOM. HOWEVER, SATAN IS VERY MERCIFUL, JOIN US AND FOREVER BE ENDOWED IN PARADISE!