CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

[=SATANIST= (On Moderation)]

OH YES THEY WILL! WE, SATANIST, SHALL SINGLE-HANDEDLY, WITH HELP OF OUR UNHOLY GOD: SATAN SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!! YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT SHALL BE ENDED. THE GOD YOU KNOW IS NOTING BUT FAKE. SATAN IS REAL, JOIN US AND BE ENDOWED IN ETERNITY OF PARADISE. HEAVEN IS NOTING BUT A LIE.

CHRISTIANITY WILL FALL AND KISS OUR SATANIST FEETS!!!

[Poetic Peter]

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liar liar pants on higher go and light the lake of fire

Sheesh, and on a Sunday too. satan has so little respect for us.

[Poetic Peter]

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HEAVEN IS NOTING BUT A LIE

my take too.

[=SATANIST= (On Moderation)]

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liar liar pants on higher go and light the lake of fire

Sheesh, and on a Sunday too. satan has so little respect for us.

THE UNHOLY MERCIFUL GOD SATAN/LUCIFER HAS A SPECIAL PLACE FOR TRASH LIKE YOU: ETERNAL TORTURE ROOM. HOWEVER, SATAN IS VERY MERCIFUL, JOIN US AND FOREVER BE ENDOWED IN PARADISE!

[Brother Temperance]

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You are now on mod preview until you can find a.) the caps lock key, and b.) a copy of the Holy Bible. I have a feeling we'll be waiting a while.

[Deaner]

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OH YES THEY WILL! WE, SATANIST, SHALL SINGLE-HANDEDLY, WITH HELP OF OUR UNHOLY GOD: SATAN SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!! YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT SHALL BE ENDED. THE GOD YOU KNOW IS NOTING BUT FAKE. SATAN IS REAL, JOIN US AND BE ENDOWED IN ETERNITY OF PARADISE. HEAVEN IS NOTING BUT A LIE.

CHRISTIANITY WILL FALL AND KISS OUR SATANIST FEETS!!!

umm...you do know that satan was one of God's fallen angels right? If God doesn't exist, neither does satan. Now if you acknowledge that as correct, you should also know that Jesus is coming real soon to kick satan's ass. It's a done deal, it's in the Bible.

Soooooo...

Are you making this all up as you go along? Do you have any scripture to back up your case? Are you a homer?

[roserougesang]

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OH YES THEY WILL! WE, SATANIST, SHALL SINGLE-HANDEDLY, WITH HELP OF OUR UNHOLY GOD: SATAN SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!! YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT SHALL BE ENDED. THE GOD YOU KNOW IS NOTING BUT FAKE. SATAN IS REAL, JOIN US AND BE ENDOWED IN ETERNITY OF PARADISE. HEAVEN IS NOTING BUT A LIE.

CHRISTIANITY WILL FALL AND KISS OUR SATANIST FEETS!!!

Sheesh, my mind can still not comprehend the stupidity of this guy. Are you a genuine Satanist or just saying that for shock value? What kind of Satanist?

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Sheesh, my mind can still not comprehend the stupidity of this guy. Are you a genuine Satanist or just saying that for shock value? What kind of Satanist?

Is there really a variety? Well, I guess obese and morbidly obese are slightly different...

[roserougesang]

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There are a variety but I can only recall 3 at the moment without searching the internet. There's LaVeyan Satanists, 'First Church of Satan' satanists and those guys that worship Satan as a god (forgotten the name of them).

They're all rather different I assure you

P.S What does weight have to do with religion really? If you really are a master debater you should give proper information.

[lilith]

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Wash is definitely a master debator.
I don't think anyone could doubt his enthusiasm in the area of mass debating.

[Enobarbus]

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Wash is definitely a master debator.
I don't think anyone could doubt his enthusiasm in the area of mass debating.

Right, you disgraceful heathen -- that is an infraction for insulting Wash O'Hanley. And you deserve another 1000 odd points for reguritating one of the oldest jokes on the planet. What are you doing here anyway? I thought Pastor Al had banned you... Satan obviously is looking after his own.

[Enobarbus]

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There are a variety but I can only recall 3 at the moment without searching the internet. There's LaVeyan Satanists, 'First Church of Satan' satanists and those guys that worship Satan as a god (forgotten the name of them).

They're all rather different I assure you

P.S What does weight have to do with religion really? If you really are a master debater you should give proper information.

Brother Wash was making an anology. He isn't saying weight has anything to do with religion. Brother Wash is a master debater and is skilled in all rhetorical devices such as analogy, metaphor, etc. You would do well, Rose, not to criticise him unless you know exactly what you are talking about. The subtlety and sophistication of Brother Wash's use of language is well beyond the comprehension of most normal people, let alone that of a muddled and confused gothic.

[roserougesang]

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I thought Pastor Al had banned you... Satan obviously is looking after his own.

I guess it's the same as 'God' looking after the rest of you lot ^^

Quoting Spiritual Cramp by Christian Death
'Satan is by far the kindest guest'
Also makes a good house-guest that red devil

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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The sad thing is that this is just what satan wants you to think. You are so within his grasp that you cannot see the Truth if it smacked you upside the face!

[roserougesang]

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It was a joke if you understand the thing called 'humor'.

If free-thinking is so bad then leave me to do so and worry about 'saving' yourselves