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  • Brother Lazarus
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 1062
    #1

    Post number 1000! Glory!

    This is my 1000th post on this glorious forum!

    I know that is an insignificant number compared to the volumes that many of the Pastors have shared here, but it is something of an accomplishment for me.

    Before I came here I was a wandering, lost soul. I knew about Jesus, I had gone to church as a child. But the churches I was taken to were not full of Jesus the way Landover Baptist is!

    My life has completely turned around since coming here. I now have a full understanding of the Bible (A.V. 1611 mind you), I know what God demands of me, and I have turned my life over to Jesus. I have been Saved thanks to the Pastors and True Christians!

    So you newer folks that read this thread, take this place to heart. There is hope for you, and if you have an open heart and mind, you too can be Saved!

    Shout Glory! Praise Jesus!

    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
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    • Myron Pollard
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2009
      • 242
      #2
      Re: Post number 1000! Glory!

      Praise the baby Jesus and all His Glory....

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2026
          • 15118
          #3
          Re: Post number 1000! Glory!

          Congratulations
          Lets hope Jesus keeps you alive long enough to make 10,000

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Post number 1000! Glory!

              Congrats brother! I recall when I hit my first thousand. Glory!!

              Your contributions here are greatly appreciated. Thanks for your hard work.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Amy4God
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 25
                  #5
                  Re: Post number 1000! Glory!

                  And may your next thousand be blessed by the Almighty
                  I love God with all my heart and only wish to live every day of my life for Him, according to his will and word

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                    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2241
                      #6
                      Re: Post number 1000! Glory!

                      Quality and quantity !!!


                      We are truly blessed for having you here, in this, God's favorite forum.
                      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                        • Professor Tyeisha X
                          WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 293
                          #7
                          Re: Post number 1000! Glory!

                          Well I know it's a little late, but I just want to say...

                          Congratulations to me, Tyeisha X, for reaching her 100th post!

                          Indeed my numerical attainment, while far lower than Brother Lazarus's, certainly warrants greater respect and attention. Many people of my philosophical persuasion or sexual orientation can come in here and not make it past 10 posts.

                          It fills my heart with great pleasure knowing my mere presence here is causing people to reject their patriarchal Christianity and embrace my New Philosophy. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
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                          Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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                            • JennyD
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Sweet Placid Sister
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 9567
                              #8
                              Re: Post number 1000! Glory!

                              Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                              Indeed my numerical attainment, while far lower than Brother Lazarus's, certainly warrants greater respect and attention. Many people of my philosophical persuasion or sexual orientation can come in here and not make it past 10 posts.
                              That's because most people of your philosophical persuasion or sexual orientation can't string ten words together into a coherent sentence without at least five vulgarities and eight exclamation points, and an interjection of "AMIRITE???" or "LOL".

                              It fills my heart with great pleasure knowing my mere presence here is causing people to reject their Salvation and embrace my New World Order/Obamunism . <---smiley of me in presence of Beloved Leader Obama
                              I've made a few corrections.
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                                • Bryan Tamariki
                                  Forum Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Aug 2007
                                  • 285
                                  #9
                                  Re: Post number 1000! Glory!

                                  Congradulations Brother Lazarus, Bryan.
                                  Joshua 24:15
                                  And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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