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Re: Prayer isn't real!
Originally posted by Faunze View Postprayer1 (prâr)
n.- A reverent petition made to God, a god, or another object of worship.
- The act of making a reverent petition to God, a god, or another object of worship.
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In all the time you've been here, have you given one red cent to Sweet Baby Jesus via the convenient PayPal button at the bottom of the page? Why would he answer a mooch like yourself?Originally posted by Faunze View PostComment
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Looks like he could be granting your prayer to get a freakin razor for the beard of yours Deaner. What respectable god-fearing man has a beard and hair cut like yours?
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Excuse me? A homeless tramp like you is offering fashion advice to Brother Deaner? Do you have any idea how many True Christian™ women are waiting for their chance to bake him a pie?Originally posted by Faunze View PostLooks like he could be granting your prayer to get a freakin razor for the beard of yours Deaner. What respectable god-fearing man has a beard and hair cut like yours?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Hmph. If that guy weren't amusing, I'd be upset. And by the way, you have to make the code [url][/ url] (without the space) to create a link.Originally posted by FaunzeThis space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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Are you going to derail your own thread?!Originally posted by Faunze View PostLooks like he could be granting your prayer to get a freakin razor for the beard of yours Deaner. What respectable god-fearing man has a beard and hair cut like yours?
I thought you started a thread about prayer being fake, not about Deaner's very manly mullet and beard!Comment
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Mock, mock, mock sinner. We True Christians have heard it all.Originally posted by Faunze View PostLooks like he could be granting your prayer to get a freakin razor for the beard of yours Deaner. What respectable god-fearing man has a beard and hair cut like yours?
Avoiding a question by attacking the person who asked it is what whiny, irresponsible "I'm a victim" people do. Take New Orleans for example, Jesus drowned the darkies; the darkies blamed the government. Typical behaviour for people like you.
Soooo...back to your debt to Jesus for dying temporarily on the cross for YOUR sins you ungrateful welch. When can He expect something?Last edited by Deaner; 03-07-2007, 12:50 AM.Comment
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I have seen the error of my ways...you are totally right.
I'm so sorry for mocking you all...I'll go ahead and donate!Comment
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Give until it hurts, pretty-boy. Jesus expects nothing less than everything you have...Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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Faunze you look like some kind of left over HEATHEN hippie from the 60's. And what is that in your mouth a JOINT? Looks to me like you need to be missing those two middle fingers so I'll pray that the LORD removes them from you ASAP.
Now you say you have seen the error of your ways and that you will go ahead and donate to the Lord's ONLY True Christian Church. Well I hope you do because if you don't then you have absolutely NO HOPE of SALVATION for your DAMNED HIPPIE SOUL.
Are you a homeless SINNER, friend? You sure look like one to me! Turn or Burn and drop the joint because that stuff let's the DEVIL right in to ya! If you are homeless it is most likely because GOD is PUNISHING you for YOUR SINS. So you need to REPENT and turn to JESUS!! All homeless people are in the same state as you are. God made them homeless because of their SINS. Turn to JESUS and get a HOME back!!Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"Comment
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