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  • SalvationSeeker
    True Christian™ Theologian
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 3892

    #16
    Re: Gothic rock is satanic. FACT.

    Originally posted by Communist Homosexual View Post
    My account is a joke account,im not a commie nor gay. i made it when i was drunk. please delete it, i regret making it now, you guys scare me.
    We're scary?
    Friend, we're the good guys™..
    We only want to help you escape from ETERNAL TORMENT IN HELL!!
    Jesus is the way, only He can Save you from hell.

    We may appear strange, or even scary, to you unsaved scum but we mean you well..
    We only want you to accept Jesus as your personal Saviour, we're not allowed to kill you if you refuse (right now secular law forbids it, but you just wait..)

    All those hippy-dippie liberals however, they may seem like nice people, friendly and whatever..
    But it's all an act friend, they're servants of satan and their only purpose in life is to sin and lead others into sin.
    Thereby damning your souls...


    Although you may not realise, Jesus called you here to be Saved.
    JESUS WANTS YOU SAVED, HE CARES ENOUGH ABOUT YOU TO WANT YOU TO BOW TO HIM!
    Isn't that fantastic?? Shout GLORY, friend!
    Don't disappoint Jesus, accept Him as your personal Saviour TODAY!
    Say "I love you too, baby Jesus." and click the PayPal button at the bottom of the page.
    Prove you aren't all about words, money speaks louder than mere words, everyone can talk.. But can you walk, friend?
    Can you PROVE to Jesus that you love Him by sending Him a substantial love offering?
    Praise God!

    Or will you continue to mock Jesus and earn yourself a spot in the fire that burns eternal??
    The choice is yours, on one hand there is Jesus and eternal bliss in Paradise..
    On the other; you have satan and eternal torment in Hell!
    The choice is easy friend, go with Jesus. Save yourself, and please the Lord while you're at it!

    GLORY!
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • Communist Homosexual
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Mar 2007
      • 12

      #17
      Re: Gothic rock is satanic. FACT.

      ive read the bible before, was interesting.

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      • OnYourKnees
        On Extended Furlough
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 4729

        #18
        Re: Gothic rock is satanic. FACT.

        Originally posted by Communist Homosexual View Post
        ive read the bible before, was interesting.
        Good!

        Why don't you go take this quiz http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0201/biblesex.html and let us know how you do?

        It's only 10 multiple-choice questions. Quick and easy!

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #19
          Re: Gothic rock is satanic. FACT.

          Originally posted by Communist Homosexual View Post
          My account is a joke account,im not a commie nor gay. i made it when i was drunk. please delete it, i regret making it now, you guys scare me.
          So you were lying before or you're lying now. How are we supposed to know which is which? Turn your life over to Jesus, and once you've been washed of your sins you can tell us the real truth!
          Posted via Prayer

          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
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          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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          • Rev. Carlton Green
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2006
            • 311

            #20
            Re: Gothic rock is satanic. FACT.

            Originally posted by Communist Homosexual View Post
            ive read the bible before, was interesting.
            But did you learn anything from it unsaved one?


            Reading the Bible and not learning it's messages of wisdom is like not reading the Bible at all.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #21
              Re: Gothic rock is satanic. FACT.

              He got drunk and became a communist sodomite. Now that he's sober he's sullen and less talkative.

              Maybe next time he ties one on, he'll wake up as a hairy krishna sadist. Who knows?

              One thing is for certain, unless he repents and accepts Jesus as his personal Savior, he'll wake up in hellfire one day soon. Praise God!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • R-R-R
                Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2007
                • 183

                #22
                Re: Gothic rock is satanic. FACT.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                He got drunk and became a communist sodomite.
                Well, that might be a good example why people might want to refrain from drinking alcoholic beverages. When you drink you'll get a hang over, but you'll actually hang over hell as well... On this thin lifeline that is called Jesus. Only He can save you from such a terrible fate, if you allow Him to help you. Being drunk isn't a good state to serve the Lord
                John 20:29
                Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                • R-R-R
                  Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 183

                  #23
                  Re: Gothic rock is satanic. FACT.

                  Originally posted by R-R-R View Post
                  Being drunk isn't a good state to serve the Lord
                  A good state of mind to be in when having to serve the Lord I mean...
                  John 20:29
                  Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #24
                    Re: Gothic rock is satanic. FACT.

                    Originally posted by R-R-R View Post
                    Well, that might be a good example why people might want to refrain from drinking alcoholic beverages. When you drink you'll get a hang over, but you'll actually hang over hell as well... On this thin lifeline that is called Jesus. Only He can save you from such a terrible fate, if you allow Him to help you. Being drunk isn't a good state to serve the Lord
                    That was beautiful.

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                    • R-R-R
                      Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 183

                      #25
                      Re: Gothic rock is satanic. FACT.

                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                      That was beautiful.
                      Thanks... Credits to Mr. O'Hanley. I read a post about him, saying he used, among other things, metaphors to make a point more clear. It inspired me to try to make a metaphor as well and see how it'd go.
                      John 20:29
                      Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                        Scientific Advisor
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2373

                        #26
                        Re: Gothic rock is satanic. FACT.

                        Imitating a man of God is good practice, but remember: imitation is what the Catholics practice! Imitation is a good start, but eventually you will have to make your faith your own. Faith is a personal relationship with Jesus Christ in Heaven -- not just some fairy in a dress that wants you to pray to him like the Cathoholics believe.
                        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                        • R-R-R
                          Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 183

                          #27
                          Re: Gothic rock is satanic. FACT.

                          Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                          Imitating a man of God is good practice, but remember: imitation is what the Catholics practice! Imitation is a good start, but eventually you will have to make your faith your own. Faith is a personal relationship with Jesus Christ in Heaven -- not just some fairy in a dress that wants you to pray to him like the Cathoholics believe.
                          Verty true indeed, but there is a difference between the imitating debating skills and imitating faith. I thought my above post was a case of the former. My faith is my own, that I cannot copy from others even if I wanted and tried.
                          John 20:29
                          Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                          • Glendora Christianson
                            Spiritual Mother of LBC
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2329

                            #28
                            Re: Gothic rock is satanic. FACT.

                            A Christian homemaker like me doesn't know anything about these goth bands. And forgive me for asking, but is Michael Jackson a goth band? I just assumed since goths are homosexuals and pedophiles...
                            Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                            • roserougesang
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 418

                              #29
                              Re: Gothic rock is satanic. FACT.

                              Nup, he's just a pop and R&B singer.
                              Your idea about goths is incorrect.
                              I'm neither homosexual nor a pedophile.
                              Though I do admit I have a morbid sense of humor.
                              "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                                True Christian™
                                 
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 9384

                                #30
                                Re: Gothic rock is satanic. FACT.

                                Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                                Nup, he's just a pop and R&B singer.
                                Your idea about goths is incorrect. . . .
                                Michael Jackson at the 2006 World Music Awards in his "Goth" attire.
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                                It never ceases to amaze me that the endless stream of Gothtards that show up here on our Godly forum never seem to know what they are talking about.
                                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                                ...and get off my lawn
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