Are threesomes a sin?

[bassie]

I have recently had threesomes with various different women (caucasian, asian, black and even a lesbian).

Am I going to hell?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

Yes.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

Absolutely! God hates disgusting fornicators!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

Dear friend:

Under Old Testament law, a man would have been allowed to be married to all of those women at the same time. However, we are under the New Testament, which requires us to obey secular law. You are therefore a damnable fornicator. Have a blessed day.

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

How dare you Befoul our Godly forum with your PERVERSION!

Satan will be Raping you for ETERNITY, along with all the DEMONS! You will the center of an Orgy of Pain in the Lake of Fire!

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

Troll thread. Very unimaginative at that.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

OK, you're just gross! And those girls are sluts for "doing it" at all, let alone with another girl around.

I had a boyfriend before I was saved who was a total pervert. He was always trying to get me do stuff, but I said "No way dude!"

I dumped him and then found Jesus. You should go to church and maybe then you wouldn't be such a sex sicko.

Tammi

[confedchick]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

Threesomes are the devil's work.
Anyone who would succumb to such fornication is indeed lost. Fall to your knees and pray for forgiveness.
If it's in the past and you can realize the error of your ways, all can be forgiven.
It's not too late.

[neal]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

I have recently had threesomes with various different women (caucasian, asian, black and even a lesbian).

Am I going to hell?

From what I have listened to (my mom tapes the sermons so I don't have to wake up early to go to church every Sunday. (Sometimes I have to work)), no not really.

See God wants you to spread your love - as abortion is a sin, so is the death of sperm as they are the givers of life. Unfortunately only 1 sperm can impregnate a woman (look it up), millions die - millions of unborn children die.

By having relations with multiple women, you are attempting to avoid killing many children, which is quite admirable.

That you found a more efficient way of doing so means you are even more in tune with God's word.


God bless you.

[fuserxrx]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

what about an octosome??

[confedchick]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

fuserxrx - you must've been dropped on your head as an infant.
The only recognized and acceptable method of intercourse is that between a man and a woman of the same race for the purpose of procreation.
You're just an antogonizer.

Be gone, troll.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

Sex orgies are just what they sound like: a place for sinners to spread diseases.

[fuserxrx]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

[QUOTE=confedchick;367028]The only recognized and acceptable method of intercourse is that between a man and a woman of the same race for the purpose of procreation.
QUOTE]

Does it matter if they are living?

[confedchick]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

fuser -
Just "DUH".

First - if a sexual partner is not living - that's an abomination. That's gross.
I shan't humor you with my convulsive outbursts but are you that brain damaged that you don't understand a person must be alive to procreate?

You should jump aboard the hell train.

[neal]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

fuserxrx - you must've been dropped on your head as an infant.
The only recognized and acceptable method of intercourse is that between a man and a woman of the same race for the purpose of procreation.
You're just an antogonizer.

Be gone, troll.

Exactly - and having sexual relations with multiple partners increases the procreation rate and makes it more efficient. While you may condone the behavior of having relations with persons of different faiths and races (What's a race now, anyway), I look upon it as a mean to spread the word of Christ.

I figure the child will carry on after me, cause I am the father, and so shall the mother in the interest of the child.

You are looking at this the wrong way. Do you not read the Bible?

God is love and optimism.