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  • bassie
    Guest
    • Jul 2009
    • 1

    #1

    Are threesomes a sin?

    I have recently had threesomes with various different women (caucasian, asian, black and even a lesbian).

    Am I going to hell?
  • Professor Bessemer
    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 2952

    #2
    Re: Are threesomes a sin?

    Yes.
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
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      • Sep 2008
      • 6309

      #3
      Re: Are threesomes a sin?

      Absolutely! God hates disgusting fornicators!
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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
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        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Are threesomes a sin?

        Dear friend:

        Under Old Testament law, a man would have been allowed to be married to all of those women at the same time. However, we are under the New Testament, which requires us to obey secular law. You are therefore a damnable fornicator. Have a blessed day.
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        • Sledge Riprock
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          • Aug 2008
          • 188

          #5
          Re: Are threesomes a sin?

          How dare you Befoul our Godly forum with your PERVERSION!

          Satan will be Raping you for ETERNITY, along with all the DEMONS! You will the center of an Orgy of Pain in the Lake of Fire!
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          • Johnnyboy
            True Christian™ fisherman
            • Jun 2009
            • 801

            #6
            Re: Are threesomes a sin?

            Troll thread. Very unimaginative at that.

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            • TheLordSavedMe
              A young lady servicing the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 579

              #7
              Re: Are threesomes a sin?

              OK, you're just gross! And those girls are sluts for "doing it" at all, let alone with another girl around.

              I had a boyfriend before I was saved who was a total pervert. He was always trying to get me do stuff, but I said "No way dude!"

              I dumped him and then found Jesus. You should go to church and maybe then you wouldn't be such a sex sicko.

              Tammi


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              • confedchick
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                • Mar 2009
                • 105

                #8
                Re: Are threesomes a sin?

                Threesomes are the devil's work.
                Anyone who would succumb to such fornication is indeed lost. Fall to your knees and pray for forgiveness.
                If it's in the past and you can realize the error of your ways, all can be forgiven.
                It's not too late.
                To love, honor and OBEY!

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                • neal
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 9

                  #9
                  Re: Are threesomes a sin?

                  Originally posted by bassie View Post
                  I have recently had threesomes with various different women (caucasian, asian, black and even a lesbian).

                  Am I going to hell?
                  From what I have listened to (my mom tapes the sermons so I don't have to wake up early to go to church every Sunday. (Sometimes I have to work)), no not really.

                  See God wants you to spread your love - as abortion is a sin, so is the death of sperm as they are the givers of life. Unfortunately only 1 sperm can impregnate a woman (look it up), millions die - millions of unborn children die.

                  By having relations with multiple women, you are attempting to avoid killing many children, which is quite admirable.

                  That you found a more efficient way of doing so means you are even more in tune with God's word.


                  God bless you.

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                  • fuserxrx
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 28

                    #10
                    Re: Are threesomes a sin?

                    what about an octosome??

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                    • confedchick
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                      • Mar 2009
                      • 105

                      #11
                      Re: Are threesomes a sin?

                      fuserxrx - you must've been dropped on your head as an infant.
                      The only recognized and acceptable method of intercourse is that between a man and a woman of the same race for the purpose of procreation.
                      You're just an antogonizer.

                      Be gone, troll.
                      To love, honor and OBEY!

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Are threesomes a sin?

                        Sex orgies are just what they sound like: a place for sinners to spread diseases.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • fuserxrx
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 28

                          #13
                          Re: Are threesomes a sin?

                          [QUOTE=confedchick;367028]The only recognized and acceptable method of intercourse is that between a man and a woman of the same race for the purpose of procreation.
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                          Does it matter if they are living?

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                          • confedchick
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                            • Mar 2009
                            • 105

                            #14
                            Re: Are threesomes a sin?

                            fuser -
                            Just "DUH".

                            First - if a sexual partner is not living - that's an abomination. That's gross.
                            I shan't humor you with my convulsive outbursts but are you that brain damaged that you don't understand a person must be alive to procreate?

                            You should jump aboard the hell train.
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                            • neal
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 9

                              #15
                              Re: Are threesomes a sin?

                              Originally posted by confedchick View Post
                              fuserxrx - you must've been dropped on your head as an infant.
                              The only recognized and acceptable method of intercourse is that between a man and a woman of the same race for the purpose of procreation.
                              You're just an antogonizer.

                              Be gone, troll.
                              Exactly - and having sexual relations with multiple partners increases the procreation rate and makes it more efficient. While you may condone the behavior of having relations with persons of different faiths and races (What's a race now, anyway), I look upon it as a mean to spread the word of Christ.

                              I figure the child will carry on after me, cause I am the father, and so shall the mother in the interest of the child.

                              You are looking at this the wrong way. Do you not read the Bible?

                              God is love and optimism.

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