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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729
    #1

    Jesus loves me, this I know

    . . . for the Bible tells me so!

    God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son (which was Himself, actually), that only those who believe on Him may have eternal life in Heaven.

    All other unSaved trash, meanwhile -- including those who never even heard of Jesus -- also get to live forever! They'll just be in a lake of fire the whole time, slow-roasting for all eternity.

    GLORY!

    In what other ways does Jesus show how much He loves you?
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

      Praise GOD! What a fine way to shout GLORY TO GOD right before I head off to church.


      I thank Jesus for the fine, well-heeled ministry that He has bestowed upon me. Jesus sees to it that I am always surrounded by Godly White True Christians™, keeping the nigroes quite a distance away. Also the fine fleet of snowy-white 2008 Escalades that Jesus provides keeps me praising His sweet blood every day! Glory!!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

          JESUS gives me lots and lots of SNOW! It's so pretty!

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            • MrsMycroftSmith
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2007
              • 24
              #4
              Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

              Jesus allowed my father to select such a wonderful, godly man for me to marry; one who is righteous, firm, and quite rich to top it all off! After all, what good is a woman who is not a wife and mother? It is only through serving her husband that a woman can hope to enter Heaven.
              "I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee." (Gen 3:16)

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414
                  #5
                  Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

                  Jesus introduced me to Mr. Whitford, my Godly husband-to-be! PRAISE!
                  Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 03-21-2007, 02:35 AM.
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621
                      #6
                      Re: Jesus loves me, this I know

                      Why, just the sight of my Popish Slav housekeeper (who now appears to have somehow contracted tuberculosis, although Jesus' Love protects me from any such unpleasantness) being forced to survive on a miserable, unfufilling diet of thin gruel, while I can sit back and tuck into a whole plate piled high with delicious boiled rice, is proof enough of how the Lord rewards His faithful servants, and curses those deluded souls who choose to worship His mother instead! Praise!
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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