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  • WhatIsTheTruth
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Aug 2009
    • 12

    #1

    Real Mature

    What are you, a both of five year olds?

    Dear WhatIsTheTruth,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

    Reason: Calling Pastor Zeke a "twat"
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    Friend, that was very hateful of you.

    We have given your information to the DoF. Expect a knock on your door soon.

    Yours in Christ,

    Wide-Open
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    This infraction is worth 666 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

    Original Post:
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=376062
    Oh that's mature, 666 infraction points, hypocritical faggot.

    I live in America where I have a right to freedom of speech regardless of whether or not you like it, the most you can do is ban this account.
    I also am not an incompetent retard, and use a proxy to hide my location.
    Lastly, what the hell does DoF even stand for?
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Real Mature

    You come to our Church Website and start name calling then have the audacity to start whinging when our Pastors give you Infractions for your abuse?

    Shame on you.

    The DOF is the Department of Faith, a part of our Homeland Security.
    Your kind of hatred is not welcome here.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: Real Mature

      Let me get this straight:

      You use words like "twat" and "faggot", and we are immature?

      Please do use proxies. We'll recognise you from your hateful words anyway.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • WhatIsTheTruth
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Aug 2009
        • 12

        #4
        Re: Real Mature

        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
        You come to our Church Website and start name calling then have the audacity to start whinging when our Pastors give you Infractions for your abuse?

        Shame on you.

        The DOF is the Department of Faith, a part of our Homeland Security.
        Your kind of hatred is not welcome here.
        I started this? Really? I'm pretty sure in my introduction thread I was called a fool, and for being an Atheist I was told I want to break the law and rape women and rob banks because Atheist is just another word for no-morals in your ignorant dictionary called the Bible.

        You people preach that once your saved you can do whatever the hell you want because God is with you all the time, but that's a hypocritical load of bs. I've seen so much name calling on this forum from pastors and staff members that the last thing you should be doing is telling me not to bitch about getting an infraction for doing it back.

        If anyone shows up at my door telling me how to live my life (hypothetically since I used a proxy and temporary mailbox to begin with), they'll be given one warning to get off my property before I call the police; I won't put up with that.

        My only hatred is toward you ignorant pricks that think it's ok to beat the shit out of women who make mistakes; or kill mentally handicapped/gay people for a defect in their brain that God allowed to happen in the first place (and I don't give a damn that it's technically caused by sin to you people, if that's the case he shouldn't tell you to stone these people).

        Or how about how you practically condemn people to hell; when did God let you start playing his role?

        Shame on you.

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        • WhatIsTheTruth
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Aug 2009
          • 12

          #5
          Re: Real Mature

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Let me get this straight:

          You use words like "twat" and "faggot", and we are immature?

          Please do use proxies. We'll recognise you from your hateful words anyway.
          I am only teenager, I still have alot of maturing to do.

          I would expect someone of your age to act more mature however then to infract me with the devils number as if it's some kind of joke to you. I may need to grow up still, but so do you.

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          • Miss April
            Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 685

            #6
            Re: Real Mature

            Originally posted by WhatIsTheTruth View Post
            I am only teenager, I still have alot of maturing to do.

            I would expect someone of your age to act more mature however then to infract me with the devils number as if it's some kind of joke to you. I may need to grow up still, but so do you.
            Brother Wide-Open does not need to Grow up He is Much older then you he knows best he is wiser A True Christian Man he has already Grow up you on the other hand are the one who cames onto a Christian Forum and calls Us true Christians and Pastors Names which is uncalled for You need a Good Whoopin from your Father and then you need to Accept Jesus Next time show respect for The True Christians on this Forum or you will not last long around here on Gods Favorite Forum Learn From this boy

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Real Mature

              Originally posted by WhatIsTheTruth View Post
              If anyone shows up at my door telling me how to live my life (hypothetically since I used a proxy and temporary mailbox to begin with), they'll be given one warning to get off my property before I call the police; I won't put up with that.

              You must be thinking of Jehovas' witnesses. They're the ones who come to your door. Feel free to call the police when they come, but don't be surprised when they don't respond; remember, this is a free country with free expression of religion. Besides, who came here first? You? You have a lot of nerve making demands.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: Real Mature

                Originally posted by WhatIsTheTruth View Post
                I am only teenager, I still have alot of maturing to do.

                I would expect someone of your age to act more mature however then to infract me with the devils number as if it's some kind of joke to you. I may need to grow up still, but so do you.
                Friend, if you can recognize when someone is acting mature and when they are not, then you obviously know the difference. Therefore, when you act immature, it is not due to your minimal age rather, a choice, just like loving or hating God.

                This not a HS cafeteria where throwing words around by morons is encouraged. This is an adult forum filled with adult ideas. We use adult words. We encourage passionate discussion based on the scripture.

                I cannot imagine the home you live in, filled with such disturbing hate filled innuendos. The subliminal twists of logic your evil parents have been feeding you has truly warped your young mind. I have to wonder why your parents hate you so much.

                You know son, it is not too late. Jesus wants to be your best buddy. He wants to be able to be there for you. Open your arms to God son.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Mary O'Bryan Thorne
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 152

                  #9
                  Re: Real Mature

                  Originally posted by WhatIsTheTruth View Post
                  I am only teenager, I still have alot of maturing to do.

                  I would expect someone of your age to act more mature however then to infract me with the devils number as if it's some kind of joke to you. I may need to grow up still, but so do you.





                  Deary me! You're a teenager? So young to be halfway, if not more, on the road to hell. And as a teenager, isn't there a "Hello Kitty" or "Jonas Brothers" type of site that would suit your undeveloped mind more accordingly?

                  Do your parents not know of your ignorance towards The Lord? Maybe you could ask if there is a Christian Bible Camp still available near you. You'd be getting in there late, but at least you could use your late registration as an excuse.

                  Mary
                  Recognition, sorrow, confession, forgiveness, restitution, forsaking the sin.
                  The Lord forgives me of my sin.

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