[Father Longpig]

Re: Homosexuality

So is this sinner actually a channer or an ebummer?
What's funny is that papists are false "Christians", and he is a false papist!

I'm a True True Christian. There was deviance among the True Christians even. I don't only believe in what I choose to believe I believe in all He asks me to. I am a Catholic.

What makes you think we have any say in that?

Touche as my nephew would say.

[Nobar King]

Re: Homosexuality

You can obviously "work the Google" but I'm not quite sure how relevant your post is. What is a /b/tard? What is a /b/ board? What does photoshopped mean? I'm not well versed with technology.

Does anyone have a substantial comment on these boards? I've essentially received no help for my friend "Converted".

The reason is because you have made all of this up in an attempt to curry favor with the 4/chan crowd. That kind of God mocking behavior is not appreciated here.

[Father Longpig]

Re: Homosexuality

The reason is because you have made all of this up in an attempt to curry favor with the 4/chan crowd. That kind of God mocking behavior is not appreciated here.

Is this 4/chan some sort of cult? I'm still a bit confused. I only generally chat here.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Homosexuality

You can obviously "work the Google" but I'm not quite sure how relevant your post is. What is a /b/tard? What is a /b/ board? What does photoshopped mean? I'm not well versed with technology.

Does anyone have a substantial comment on these boards? I've essentially received no help for my imaginary friend "Converted".

OK, here you go:

Homosexuals are abominations before God. They will all be cast into eternal torture in the pits of Hell, along with worshippers of Longcat and the other /b/tards who are too cowardly to spit directly in God's eye the way the homosexuals do.

What to do about it?

You can either choose Salvation, or you can choose Hell.

If the latter, here's my advice:

[Nobar King]

Re: Homosexuality

Haha, you're funny.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Homosexuality

Is this 4/chan some sort of cult? I'm still a bit confused. I only generally chat here.

You aren't very good at trolling, are you? I have seen way better here.

Father Longcat.

[Father Longpig]

Re: Homosexuality

OK, here you go:

Homosexuals are abominations before God. They will all be cast into eternal torture in the pits of Hell, along with worshippers of Longcat and the other /b/tards who are too cowardly to spit directly in God's eye the way the homosexuals do.

What to do about it?

You can either choose Salvation, or you can choose Hell.

If the latter, here's my advice:

Why would sinners choose to fast track they journey to Hell?

[Nobar King]

Re: Homosexuality

It's usually Satan's influence of drugs, sex, and rock'n'roll.

[Father Longpig]

Re: Homosexuality

You aren't very good at trolling, are you? I have seen way better here.

Father Longcat.

Your signature expresses the belief in false idols. A man pretending to be Jesus is not worth a penny saved is a penny earned. Catholics look down upon Mel Gibson and the like.

[James Peter]

Re: Homosexuality

Another ignorant papist.

We're not "Protestants", we're Baptists!




http://www.lakewoodparkbaptist.com/baptist_flag.htm

Baptists fall under the category of Protestantism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptist#Statistics

Baptists number over 110 million worldwide in more than 220,000 congregations and are considered the largest world communion of evangelical Protestants with an estimated 38 million members in North America.[3]

[Levi Jones]

Re: Homosexuality

Your signature expresses the belief in false idols. A man pretending to be Jesus is not worth a penny saved is a penny earned. Catholics look down upon Mel Gibson and the like.

You're definitely not a catlick. They worship statues of Mary and pray to pictures of aints.

As for my sig, I don't worship the picture. It just happens to be my favorite non-TrueChristian™ movie.


Let's see. Worried about nothing in images. Hates Mel Gibson.

I believe we have a joo in our midst.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Homosexuality

Baptists fall under the category of Protestantism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptist#Statistics

Baptists number over 110 million worldwide in more than 220,000 congregations and are considered the largest world communion of evangelical Protestants with an estimated 38 million members in North America.[3]

Right, it's true because the current revision of the encyclopedia that anyone can edit says so.

Learn some history. Baptists are the original Christians, predating Roman Catholicism by nearly 300 years.

I know you won't be able to resist arguing with me about this. You papists tend to be pretty predictable and all use the same tired arguments, posting one unsubstantiated assertion after another as if they were fact, posting the same misinterpretations of scripture, raising one red herring after another in an attempt to bifurcate the discussion so that the responses become longer and longer to address everything, and then finally vanishing once you figure out that we know all the counter-apologetics to your propaganda.

If you do plan on arguing with us, please be considerate enough to use our site's search feature to see that the argument you plan on trotting out has already been debunked in spades.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Jenni111]

Re: Homosexuality

If the latter, here's my advice:

Down the arm, not across

It's as though they think we don't know how to work the Google.

1. longcat A long, white cat that's popular throughout /b/tards and the /b/ board. Usually photoshopped into funny pictures.

longcat is LOOOOOOONG

http://www.rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php5?title=Main_Page

[Nobar King]

Re: Homosexuality

Down the arm, not across
http://www.rulesoftheinternet.com/in...itle=Main_Page

I think there are too many rules for the internet.

[Jenni111]

Re: Homosexuality

I think there are too many rules for the internet.

I should have pointed this one out:


"220. Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG"

Which proves that the thread poster is, in fact, from 4chan.